The Aquabats - BUS INVADERS Ep. 1514

you hey welcome to our bus we're the Autobots actually only two of us right now I'm the bat commander I don't crash the other Aquabats are out working out we decided to give you guys a tour instead come on in hello and welcome to our bus we're the Aquabats again anyway we're out on tour right now let's call Lily guacamole that's right holy guacamole tour and we're touring all over parts of the US any city that sells tortilla chips yes sir they're wherever the tortilla chips are not we will not be there so just put that on your list and roll it up and smoke it or something or eat it yogurt anyway welcome to our bus you know I just wanted to be said you know in touring many bands tour in buses and you know we're similar to those bands where we also tour in a bus inside of the bowel trip that's right normally we're out on the road in our own tour bus it's called the battletram we keep this inside it and we drive it out it's kind of like the shuttle that lands on the moon that's right this is the bus that stays inside the battle tram before we go on tour anyway not unlike most bands we also have a tour bus and this is it we're gonna call this tour bus Free Willy yeah after a movie that we loved as children called Free Willy it was about a boy that loved his killer whale and freed it from poachers that's right killer whales anyway it's a lot of bands to rent their buses and you know we are different because we also rent a bus and a trailer that's right we put stuff in it and we put stuff in the trailer all of our gear our merchandise or t-shirts sax trombones kittens venetian blinds the whole deal everything goes in there that's right anyway this is called the front lounge here right there's where we lounge why don't we show you how we lounge so maybe after a hot tight show we'll sit in these chairs and like think about what just happened or maybe we'll be driving on the road we'll be like I like this I go huh bumpy you know but these chairs are really soft see these fine leather seats they're actually not leather there's a Gavi plant in that's right we do not support leather seats and buses we are for animal rights these are agave trees screw those Oh coffee trees chop them down over the counter fill that life to I mean their plants so they can't talk so they must not hurt wait they might hurt we take it all back it's all pure plastic wait plastic can't harm the environment oh shoot well maybe Rother we really stepped in it there water these are made out of water they're water loungers never new kind of water bits yeah water really cold too that's how they stay stiff anyway I found my glasses they were in my pocket these are my glasses so I can read sig this is called a day sheet and what we do is our tour manager writes down the list of things to do every day and then post it on a wall where we can see it this looks like today's show Chicago Illinois we're playing in Chicago at the Metro right wait who's playing the Aquabats the Aquabats MC Lars and cuckoo kangaroo tell your oh yeah that's how you say it Yeti yelling all right so you say the lounge and you see what the lounge is made of come on this way and check it out there's a TV right there yeah there's a TV and guess what's hooked to the TV one of these control an Apple TV see we could scroll and watch all these channels right here on this TV if you want to watch the UFC go for it MLB okay NHL no thanks anyway ESPN right NFL YouTube that's what we've been watching a lot YouTube we've been watching the aquabats channel on YouTube yeah because I'm super yeah we've been airing new episodes of our show any day now on our YouTube channel we can look it up if you want let's check it out hey Q [Music] what's going on hey papa man I blew it today yes there we go there we go the aquabats Channel there it is look the tortilla troubles episode this is man out and look there's crash without a beard fighting the man and this is mysterious saying there's all kinds of new episodes you can watch you know even episodes with famous people like Eric Koston and Tony Hawk Mark Mothersbaugh Leslie Hall I mean these episodes are epic look at this Rhys Darby fighting a shark don't you want to watch that I want to watch it it's one of my favorite shows ever and here's the cabinet that we keep all our TV awards that's right that's where all the TV somewhat stole all of our TV Awards maybe they put it in here hold on let's check cabinets check look it we got this award in the wintertime that's in or that it's nice ice scraping thank you give the ice this ice scraper and United States is right here anyway super good yeah it's really good these cabinets are handy like what if you had some awards and you wanted to put them somewhere boom right in these cabinets or some pop-tarts speaking of pop-tarts come this way to the kitchen this is the kitchen table more of the dining room table for a small family like maybe this big you fit the whole family it's Thanksgiving dinner but the best thing about it is if you can't fit here you can sit in the lounge with your plate of food come on in here's our breakfast pizza breakfast pizza we like start each day with a breakfast pizza good Phyllis there's no one place isn't that good it's gone as you can see this is also what they call a microwave it's a large sized microwave because we're large men with many muscles maybe you noticed anyway this is a coffee maker but we don't use it because well coffee sucks I'm not into coffee it doesn't rumbly on me Tommy also these are diaper wipes artistic effect and wife's okay I wonder it stinks anyway let's keep talking these are fridges there's two of them there we keep all the wall or refrigerators now we just started the tour so as you can see there's only water in there right now and this almond milk those are the only two things you need to survive water and almond milk so we've stocked up on the only two things we need so normally on our writer we would have things like veggie tray peanut butter jam jam some meats mustards but yes Teresa yesterday we opted not for the veggie tray we opted for something else water and almond milk but we should stock up on Goods tonight we're only two days into the tour so by the end of the tour this will be overflowing with food yeah there's like some tea there's like you know a tea maker there's look at this a toaster all we need is bread and we're in business baby that's right bring a bread cooker we call him a toaster sometimes in the United States but in the UK I think they call them a corker I'm Brad Parker hey check this out also these are closets in this closet hmm the Wi-Fi in this closet the cleaning supplies we don't ever go in here we let someone else do that I mean we could get hurt it's liability anyway what we like to show you now the Star Trek dome this is the Star Trek doors Kate this is the technology that the Aquabats have really been famous for and that's we're in the space vehicles all the time especially now crash if you will shh-shh check it out go on in yep that's what I thought the toilet room this is where you can go to the bathroom even though there's no bath in there some people call it toilet we like to call it the bathroom which is ironic because there's no bathroom yeah never thought about it right hey I gotta go to the bathroom Willie do you have to take a bath no you have to use the toilet okay toilet sink this where we shower so I'm going to almost say I want to go to the mirror sink room yeah you could look go on in there beer scene camp and they also take showers in here towel room we just turn on the water and then just splash a lot okay now we're gonna show you another magic of Technology use your finger push your button the door opens she crashes in there come on this is where the bunks are this is where we sleep here they are these things that you think are curtains and maybe those little puppet shows happening when you open the curtains wrong you open them and there are beds this one happens to have some sandals on it I didn't know we had hippies on this tour anyway that's fine look at this tom's of Maine toothpaste sandals hmm clearly there's some hippies have hijacked their way into this bus and it was a bunk room flat-screen television that's right right here you can change it's not challenge 66 right you can change the temperature I don't know what this is but I don't blow up the bus I'm not gonna push 200 let's turn on the hallways why don't we okay hey the hall lights right now you can see way better than you could before this is a bunk this is a bunk someone's bed someone's bed here and now I mean we first get into the bus you got to pick a bunk crash is gonna tell you how that process goes yeah you got to be first on the bunk because you got to have the right bug crash it's a little claustrophobic so he doesn't like any of the books that's right he's claustrophobic that's why I sleep on the floor crash sleeps on the one closest to the bottom so that in case of an emergency he can roll out and be gone quickest my bunks back here I'll show you this is my bun and traditionally I've always slept in the middle back driver's side reason wife I don't know but I do like it check it out there's lights in here you can turn them on there's air conditioning inside here I've got my warm-up jacket right to keep me warm while I'm sleeping where this is like my pajamas I did bring my pajamas but I brought my warmup jacket and you know there's my backpack there's a pillow you know there's a sharpie so I could graffiti while I'm sleeping you know it's all that stuff anyway that's a great bunk I'm really into it the only thing it's missing is a vibrating bed we're working on that though right yeah right now we're gonna put some vibrating machines underneath it maybe put a coin slot I think more buses should have vibrating beds thank you think sure just like sand that's right one of our brilliant ideas sand paper on the bed while you're sleeping that's right hey why not anyway this is my bunk come on to the back lounge just check it out this is the back lounge what are these lights do probably turn on the loops huh we know what that one does huh come on in let's push the door shut oh we don't have to look this is the back lounge okay you've got stereo you listen to music there's also one of those other things that we've had up there look TV on and it has Apple TV with as many channels as you could pack onto an Apple TV which I don't know how many that is Bullock you there's also a table here you could do your homework someone's working on their computer here I don't know why they would do that but hey anyway there's oh this is also a special feature that I don't know you know crash why don't you lay it down right here let's lay down yeah now when you're in the fat clouds the important thing is kids never lay with your head this way always lay with your head that way why why is that crashed case we stopped really quickly that's right in case the bus slams on its brakes you don't want your head to be over here and go crash you want your feet to be there and go crash it's better to break your feet than to break your head if I sleep with my shoes on yeah because your feet can always get better right but watch this come on in look here we go okay get a good look at this ready see it's coming see it you see what's happening [Music] it's moving there it is it just became a bit it's still going that's as far as it goes it creates a little bit of more space between the back cushions and the cushions here and so if you had a drink or something or you wanted to like you know put some packing peanuts down in there whatever you want to do you know I mean maybe if you had some swedish fish or some gummy bears you could stash them in there whatever you need but the important part is you have more room now to sleep back here sometimes you get claustrophobic in those buns right like crashing in on me I need help if you gain a little bit of weight yeah maybe you're not maybe you need a little extra room right if you ve had a pizza you can just squeeze it out too good setup what's a bright pizza degree yeah yeah so if you're back on the pound so you need a place to sleep can't fit in a bunk you can come back here and automatically transform this bus into another bed what was once a lounge is now a bed for a large person man or woman you're okay in this bus so basically that's our bus I'm the bat commander and I'm crashed and we're from the Aquabats anyway kids check us out on our YouTube channel we have new episodes coming out we also have an Instagram where we post pictures almost every day and a new record and it's really good yeah there's new songs coming out it's gonna be a great year for the Aquabats so come and see us on the road we're also playing more shows in November we're hoping to do a Japan tour a Europe tour and an England tour and Australia we're actually planning on moving to Australia and living there someday but not right now in the meantime watch our YouTube channel subscribe to the aquabats channel smash that like button the like buttons over and over again smash that's s over and out we are the Aquabats you