PART 1 American driving tricycle in Tagbilaran, Bohol - Life in the Philippines

It's awesome. Yeah? So? Who are you? Yeah, my name's Jesse. And? And, uh... What's this? Getting ready to go on a little tricycle adventure right here in Tagbalaran. Yes, I got invited to go on a tricycle ride. But not by a Filipino, but by an American. Right. It's going to be crazy because it's freaking traffic zone right now. There's... Everyone and their mom is out right now. We're going to be dodging. So here's the trike. Yo, check this out. I'm driving. No, just joking. Try to drive it if you want. No, I'm good. I don't want to crash your beauty custom. Look at this custom trike, man. That thing is dope. Oh, thank you, good sir. Oh damn, no wonder you're bumping. Yeah. Gracias. Oh yeah. Papa Joe, pamor. Oh shit. So you're pretty good at this. You going to fit through here? No. No? Almost. Almost, dang. That was close. We almost fit through that though. Okay. No, it's good. So how long have you been doing this? Two years. And you're a professional tricycle driver? No, no. Well, he works online. And he's planning to go back to the States. Yeah, he's married. He's got a wife and kid. He drives around here all over Tag Valerian. So, we're cruising. You normally drive hella fast? Yeah. Yeah, there's a hill here too. You've been down this one? I'll go! Yeah, so you enjoyed it? It's nice? It doesn't break down on you? It's got plenty of power. Yeah? Even though you're a big guy, you're on this thing with a tricycle. The tricycle weighs a shit ton. But you didn't do that? Yeah. There's a park right there. Have you been to that? Yeah. I haven't even been to that park yet. Okay. Have you ever... Charged people for a ride? No. Never? You've never done that? I did pick up an old lady. Look at these girls. Look at these girls right here. Where are you going? That way? Left, yeah. I'll get out if I have to. Oh yeah, there's no lefts here? Or something? I don't know. Can I go that way? Alright, thank you sir! Oh yeah, no lefts here. Oh yeah, there's a sign right there. I forgot. Almost got you in trouble. It would have worked if you was looking the other way. It's gonna be too busy. Let's go down and take the coastal road back. You know that one? Okay, and then head back? Okay. Yeah, there's so much traffic here because there's a school. Right. You should get a hamburger there, man. It's good. Oh yeah, Angel's? Yeah. No, no, no. The one next to it. It's called Snack Box. Oh, they put a different type of hamburger right by Angel's? Yeah. Damn. It's a lot better. It's okay. We got time. I don't know how to use it. I don't know how to use my foot brake. I've actually driven this thing from where you're sitting. You've driven from here? Yeah, I can sit in there and drive it right now. Oh, great. Oh, you're gonna show off? Yeah. Oh, great. You're gonna drive it? How are you gonna brake? Like this. Oh, okay. It's all by my hands. Oh, shit. Alright, we're sitting right by each other driving down the road in a private tricycle. Two foreigners. Two foreigners in a tricycle driving hella crazy. Trick shot. Okay. I didn't know you're this flexible, man. Holy crap. Look at him go. Don't worry, man. We're good. I'm putting all my trust in you right now because I'm not wearing my seatbelt. Oh, you're not wearing your seatbelt either? No. Oh, shit. Alright, let's pass. Alright, great. Go, go, go, go, go. Alright, let's see if I can get back over. Alright, we'll see it. Oh, trick shot. Oh, shit. A little speed wobble going on. Yeah, we had a little wobble. You broke your thumb. Yes, I broke it two places because of that wobble. Oh, shit. Real careful, hold it tight. You learn. You win some, you lose some. You learn from your mistakes. You hitting this left or going straight? You drive like a Filipino, man. The other day I had it up on two wheels. I can probably do it right now. Oh, no, no, no, thanks. Not right now. I did it with my buddy. He was in there. I had it up on two wheels. Look at this. That's over here. Oh, shit. Yeah, you should go to Arizona. There's not going to be anything like this. Yeah. It's all desert, right? Yeah. That's the great thing about living over here in the province. All the trees and vegetation and jungle. Is it hotter in here? Yeah, it makes more sense though. This is cool. Almost there. Yeah, right here, bro. Hey. Let's get your plate if you want to turn right. What's with the red shirt? Oh, girl. A bunch of people wearing red. Oh, dude. Hello. Okay, so. It's right here in Toronto. Boxing Day. Yeah. Hell yeah.