‘It’s fake’: Megyn Kelly mocks Meghan Markle’s latest business venture

Let's talk about what's been happening in and around the Royals because I'm on my show the other night I tried to as tastefully as possible say One of the ways we can get past where we've been for the past few months is for the palace to be Far more open and honest about what's actually going on when it comes to health care And I know so with an American president every year now this year obviously they did a physical and Reported that Biden was still alive, but still there's a detailed You know 28 page list of everything that's wrong with the president right I say line a succession why not start to do that, but what did you think about how they handle it and sometimes How they respond to things opens up more questions and again? I have no doubt of course it's traumatic for the family But if you were I had to deal with cancer we'd tell our kids what it actually was It was completely mishandled from the start and With all due respect to Princess Catherine who I realize is going through a lot, and I'm completely rooting for her full recovery this was Totally easily to anticipate. I mean it was just obvious she's literally the most famous woman in the world at least one of the top three and There's a great side to that that brings all sorts of benefits into your life And then there's a very negative side Even I Paul if I got this kind of a diagnosis would understand it would be very hard to keep it secret I'm not one millionth as well known as Princess Catherine She needed to be more transparent and in all honesty It was the people around her who I blame because I'm sure she had something else to deal with here, right? And I'm sure messaging around these issues is handled by the palace courtiers Well, they blew it they blew this one huge And then the Photoshop fail First of all don't even put out a photo because what you're doing when you put out a photo is asking people to comment on It you are asking people to comment on it. That's why you post it online and comments are available and whoever is responsible for that Ridiculous fail which they posted trying to make her look like the picture of health when they knew this admission had to be coming She was about to start chemo Was just absolutely stupid it was just a stupid thing to do But then when it when it was outed how dare they make her fall on her sword, right? How dare they make the cancer patient now come out there and be like whoopsie in this statement Which was extraordinary by any measure, but especially now that we know that she was suffering with this major health thing I mean, why wouldn't they have a courtier fall on his sword and say my bad? I did it but I wasn't authorized to do whatever. They just they've been doing a very poor job of protecting her and I really hope that's not a harbinger of things to come for you know This treatment that she's about to go through and her ascension to the throne eventually or the co-throne I guess is Queen anyway, long story short. They screwed up. They are gonna have to be more transparent and honestly missed opportunity These two are not 80 she's 42 She she's in in the age of social media This is a chance for her to look out there and say to all the young people more and more of whom are suffering from Colon cancer. I don't know if that's what this is could be ovarian uterine anything in the abdominal cavity To say me too, and it's okay But we're gonna go through it together and I'm gonna help shine a light on this and I'm gonna I'm gonna encourage people to get Tested whether it's you know at an annual with a gynecologist or an annual with a colonoscopy at an earlier age but there was an opportunity here for her to really actually save lives and maybe at the cost of some personal embarrassment and She muffed it. They all muffed it. Whereas Megan, of course is now trying to reinvent herself as Version of Gwyneth Paltrow. I certainly hope that we don't get the scented candle That's one for Google everyone. You gotta Google it. We're not filling the daily. Go and Google it complain to somebody else Smells like Rio I don't care After everything think about it after everything she she had a website called the TIG which was like a lifestyle thing Then she gets a job on suits. She becomes an actress. She gets noticed by Prince Harry. She lands the gorilla She marries him. She rests him away from his family makes it is a success at least as far as they're concerned She gets a hundo a million from Netflix. She gets 50 million from Spotify She's on the cover of magazines, it's great, you know fine They took some bad publicity, but she's still a star and she's much better off. And what is it all for? To return to of being a lifestyle blogger. She's a lifestyle blogger. That's exactly what she is now She's got like some I don't remember the name It's got like 40 words in it of her new blog, but it's basically I'm amazing and you're not Montecito and it shows her Baking she's baking then she's in a ballgown I'm totally open-minded to why I should admire you. I'm you lay it on me. Come on. I'm ready for it I'm and I have yet to hear anything you bake. Is that what it is? Because I don't believe that you wear a ballgown Okay, I guess that's true. But it's pretty much with somebody else's money and somebody else's styling you stood up for women How again? Oh when you were like 10, you didn't like a commercial and you said something about it And that was like 35 years ago, and I'm supposed to be rooting I I don't get it and I don't think other people are going to be attracted to her Brand at all because it's fake. She earned nothing She knows how to do nothing and she stands for nothing other than one thing Meghan Markle 100% I mean again, she's she's trying to Put into all of this endorsement deals about linen stationary home decor small kitchen appliances Condiments and yoga equipment. Okay, doll What truly like what home has she built right at least Martha Stewart? She knows how to cook and set a beautiful table and walk you through how to like what is Meghan Markle's? Qualification to do any of this. There's a there's a farmer mom Here in the States who's getting all sorts of attention now on Instagram She's got like 10,000 children and she's on the farm with a flowing dress and the baskets of flowers And she really wants you to believe that this is just so it's so effortless being me I'm just I'm like a traditional wife and you could have this lifestyle too. If only you were a little hotter and The girl married the heir to the jet-blue fortune Not just look like it's all a fraud and Meghan Markle's a fraud to these Grifters take advantage of people who aren't gonna do the homework who then will look and be like, oh My life kind of sucks. Maybe my life could get better if I buy the $70 vagina candle and it won't it won't just don't sign up for these websites Read a book spend time with your family go to the great outdoors. Smell the fresh air. That's better fresh Also, by the way, can we just get the memo out right at the next, you know meeting of the ladies Can we all stop with this sort of looking down thing? I don't understand why this is sexy But all of the ladies that pop up in the Instagram for their look at what are you looking down at? Oh My god, there are whole websites devoted to telling you how to pose in the Instagram shot so that you look better Who has got the time for this right like and it's not just what it used to be with like Put a hand on your hip. So you give yourself a little shape. That's me I swear you could you could caption every picture of me with y'all both coming done because I'm like, I'm just not a natural You know that kind of camera for a living but People put they study it just so like they're you know They can make their butts look a little bigger and more rounded or they can I don't know what to do Paul, but who's got the time? That's that's what I keep asking myself when my many women friends keep telling me They want a girls weekend this one in New York and this one down in this other state and this one in my new state I'm like people it's called a job j-o-b 100% 100% and the only photo you pose for is to get the security pass That's it and you have the same ugly photo for about 15 years