【Jimmy O. Yang】女朋友生氣了,到底該怎麼哄?

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重新剪輯翻譯于:《Guess How Much?》女朋友生氣了,要怎麼哄才對?
I'm trying to be a better boyfriend
I'm new to this like boyfriend stuff, right?
I used to take everything so personally
Like every time we get into a fight
I'm like, babe, why are you mad at me?
I'm the perfect boyfriend
Wrong answer
Fellas, fellas
If your girl's mad at you
You can't take that shit personally
Because it's not even about you
She doesn't even know what she's mad about
You just happen to be there
You know what I mean?
You're a victim of circumstance, man
So it's not your job to engage in an argument
It's your job to diffuse the situation
You gotta jujitsu that shit
Until you get to the bottom of the real problem
Like the other week
She was mad at me about something
She was like, babe
I feel like we don't even like
Go on date nights anymore
I'm like, okay
I hear you
But what's really going on
And she was like, well
Sometimes I feel like you like
Hanging out with your buddies
More than you like hanging out with me
And I'm like, okay
I hear you
But what's really going on
And then she takes a deep breath
And she was like
Remember last week at my birthday
Heather brought her cousin
And she didn't even know my name
I was like, see
That's your problem right there
It ain't got nothing to do with me
Heather's cousin's a bitch, you know
Fuck her, man
Let's focus our energy on her
