【SNL中字】马里奥赛车版《最后生还者》， 笑死了

HBO's The Last of Us is a hit, proving a video game can become a prestige dystopian drama. This spring, HBO is doing it again with another iconic game. It's been ten years since our kingdom fell. The only thing we have left? Hope. I have important cargo I need smuggled to Rainbow Road. People say you used to drive? People say a lot of things. You got a name? It's a me. Mario. So what's the cargo? Not what. Who. She's a princess. At least she was. Until he took over. I will make it on foot. You won't have to. Let's a-go. From the producers of The Last of Us and the master storytellers behind Mario Kart 1 through 8. What's it like out here? Karting out here isn't a game. If we're gonna make it, we need all the help we can get. It's a Luigi time. Everything on this road wants us dead. What is that thing? Goomba. Senshi and fungus with shoes for legs. All your favorite wacky racers reimagined as complex, dramatic HBO characters. I'm Yoshi. I'm bisexual. Name's Doug. Also, I'm bisexual. HBO picked the wrong game to do this with. Reeves Variety. Yeah, this ain't it. Adds the New York Times. You eat that poison? It makes me feel big, okay? I need to feel big. Because Bowser's out there. And he's the main bad guy. Karts. I need you to trust me. Hold on! I'll get you to Rainbow Road. You can dodge it! No. It's red. Crash. A little guy in a cloud comes and uses a fishing pole to put you back on the road. Oh. Okay.