【和訳】全ジョーク解説付き✏ アメリカの主婦コーキーの刺激的な漫談 | AGT 2024

okay I should tell you that um I have six dogs three cats two sugar gliders a serval cat a Siberian Lynx whoa 23 trained rats two horses and a donkey I'm single go figure that was good lately I've been um you know doing some older women things like trying to needle point and stuff like that and I I'm learning a lot I with my friends at the library um but I I have not figured out that internet but I did learn a few things like you should never start a Google search with the first two words 9 in no that predictive text takes over it didn't even know me and it decided what I was going to say next and now I have seen things that I cannot unsee oh yeah and it follows you around all your ads change and then like the other day on Facebook there was this ad for an adult coloring book a what now listen I'm an innocent person and I like to color so I clicked on it oh no you don't want to color that I almost wasn't single anymore all right gorg a look at her how do you feel right now a little overwhelmed you're very very likable I have to say oh and you made us laugh you were very very funny thank you what I love about you is your freshness I love that you're not that experienced you're genuine you're authentic you really are likable and and your material is your everyday life I mean you were so funny I mean I know you're nervous but you felt at ease and you felt like we know you from somewhere you feel like a nice friend that you would have a great time I really liked it you know what you're real and that's what makes it so funny I thought you were going to be really sweet after all the animal stories and then you talk about you know what I know Cory I'm going to kick this voting off with a yes second yes three yeses oh my God just got yourself four yearses thank you thank you coy