FRANK LAMPARD + THE F2 | EPIC SHOOTING SESSION! AMAZING GOALS!

Remember them Swaz Volley tekkers you used to have on Smash back in the day? Yes. You still got them? Yes I do. I don't believe you have them. I can't see it. Trust me. You can't do that much punditry, not play for that long and still have them tekkers on Smash. You never lose it. You never lose it? Trust me. I'm doubting you. I'm throwing it out. I'm just putting it out there. I'm doubting you. Oh my gosh. Don't doubt. Oh my gosh. I don't know what he's saying but that was amazing. I stand corrected. You're too young, you don't remember my best days. That was unbelievable. I mean there's proving someone wrong and then there's that. I stand corrected. It's all in the delivery. No, I don't think that was in the delivery but I think that was in the finish. He's humble as well. Yeah, yeah. Guys, watching at home, make sure you write this down. I was wrong. Write the date and the time. Yes guys, as you know I'm back and we're here for Soccer Manager Arena filming with a legend. That's right. Now we've banged in goals with many a pro in our day but today is a very special day because we are filming with the Premier League's all-time top goal-scoring midfielder. This guy is a midfield player. He's scored more goals for his club than any other person in history with 211 goals. Any guesses? I think they know who it is, Bill. It's Frank Lampard. Let's do it. Right, so we're here on the pitch. We've got Super Frank there. I cannot wait. His tekkers are unreal so I can't wait to pop off shots with him and see what magic he produces. Let's go. That little bit of movement, I'm telling you. By the time the keeper's done that, he's doing that. That's how it goes. It's that and it's that. Watch, I'll show you. Oh! He has shown it. Then it's that. Then he has to run. I'm only playing, Sam. Super Frank's in the house. I'm getting warmed up and he's getting warmed up. It's like netting. Oh, I'm besting. Oh, delightful. That's a joy to watch. Oh! Seeing as Soccer Manager Arena arranged this whole thing, we decided to do battle. Billy versus Frank in a straight-up match. They both pick their teams and then we see who wins. I'm going to duck out and lead to you, lads. Good luck. Let's do it. Alright. At the moment, I've got Suarez up top, Messi left, Hazard right, Chiellini defence, Courtois in goal. I've got Aguero up top, Hazard, Messi, Ramos centre-half, Cech in goal. I'm a novice, you know that. I'm a novice too. I've been practising, I'm not going to lie. I've been practising quite a lot. Oh, New York. Did you pick that yet? Yeah, I picked that. Nice, nice. Ready? Oh no, he's not going to go 1-0 up. He's going to go 1-0 up. Oh my God! I'm a novice. 70 seconds. Cesar, the youth of today, they just don't get it. They don't get it. It's disrespectful. Borderline, yeah. Half-holy-techers and they don't understand the concept. Frank, you've slyly been practising. Parkour now. He's too up. Frank, what's your favourite goal of all time that you've scored? Mine? Don't say against Spurs when you've knuckled it off a free-kick. Technically, I would say... Wait, hold that for me. Go on. There you go. Bayern Munich. Do you remember Bayern Munich? Where did it go? Chest. On the turn, chest. On the turn, bang. Half-holy. Yeah. No, I want to... How do you shoot? Are you doing a free-kick? How do you shoot? Do you know what it is? It's a little phone. It's a little... Look at the size difference. Look at the plus. The finger, yeah. Now, if I played in the Premier League with Frank, all I'd do is... That's it. I'd just set it. Oh, gosh. But that's what you know. You know something's going to happen. You set Frank and you know it's dangerous. Danger. Oh, YouTube. You know what? You miss-hit it and it comes out all right. Do you know what? It's an honour. For someone like me, these are two of the greatest shooting legends in the history of the sport. And then there's me. Oh! And then there's you. And I just humbly hear top bins from time to time. Wow. Lads. Look at the smile on him. Nudge. I'm in the presence of legends. If you are going to hashtag that, make sure you hashtag nonch it. Hashtag nonch. Oh, he's got a shooting chance. The thing with me, Frank, is I play total football. Gosh! I'm in, I'm in. No, look. Oh! Why did I do that? You put him in. That's a great ball. Please, no. Oh, it's going in. Oh! Get punished. Come on, Giz. That's what I mean. It's unbelievable. Do you know what? Can we get a slow-mo on the technique there? Because that would be unbelievable to show that in slow-mo. Let me just pop it about a bit. You can't stop it. Mate, I'm popping it. Get tight. Oh, no. Get tight. Shoot. Bottom corner. Can't go near. Oh! How would you word that if you was... Fortunate. Now you're in trouble. Oh, he's in trouble. I'm hitting it here rather than just a clean strike. It's more like... Toes down. I end up getting stuck over the ball, so I'm kind of like... Digging it out. Yeah. Which gives you that kind of thing where you can get weird... Weird with it. Oh, yeah. Oh, mate. See, your non-picking foot is right next to the ball. Yeah. On top of it. That's like... Is it the bunion? Yeah. Not that you've got a bunion, but if you... Mate, you don't want to see my feet on the table. Here you go. Mate, mate. No, no, no. Two, two. Yeah, it's over now. Oh, he's back in the game. See how he's commentating his own goal before it's gone in? He goes, yeah, it's over now. Bang. Oh, what's up? The amount of times I've hit the woodwork today. Oh! Oh, yes. You know, when the missus watches that back, she's going to probably end it. You'll call it a day. I'll DM it to her. So, Joe, on the break. Wriggle inside. He's done well. No. Oh! If he nicks the winner here... He can't. No, I'm shooting now. Play it. Oh, it's a pace. Come on, win your battles. Win your battles. That's a foul, right? Shoot. He's still got it. No! He's smothered him. Put in! Oh! This is what he done to me. This is what he done to me! Oh, no! Oh, he's nicked a draw. Come on. No, no, this ain't good. This ain't good. You're not scoring from there. Oh, yes! He scored! 2-1. M2. 2-0. No, I'm not happy with that. Bill, I'm not doing any outros. You just do... I'm not happy with that. Mate, I think the goalie's an outro in himself. You got done. It was a no-look on 1-0. He's 1-0 up. He's like, no, look. I was convinced it was game, set and match. I don't think he's a Frank winner. I'm not good at these sort of games. I am no good, honestly. I swear you've been beaten by me. Mate, well, that's not really making it any better. No, no. That's not making it any better. He's like, lads, I'm useless. So, that makes you feel better. And no, it doesn't. Frank, well played. Thank you very much. Cheers. Unlucky. Practice. So, guys, that's the end of the video. Massive shout-out to Frank Lampard for coming today, bringing his tekkers. Unbelievable, Jez, to witness it in the flesh. Next level. You can download Soccer Manager Arena from the App Store or Play Store. All the links are in the description below. And we're also going to be doing more videos with top-level players through Soccer Manager Arena. Question is, who should we film with, Jez? I'm just thinking, who do we want to do the tekkers with? You put it in the comment section below. And let's see if you're right and you can dig up a superstar to do the tekkers. Oh, it's just a premium bit of movement. Kids at home, look at this. Oh, I've done that way. Oh, has he done that? Oh, yes. I've hit the poor man's woodwork. Now, it pays me to say this, but that is kind of the difference. I've swiped across it and missed the target, taking glory in hitting the poor man's woodwork. And Frank's come and shown me how it's done. He's absolutely whipped it. Power. Just saying that's the difference. Top-level, international, Champions League, Prem. I've hit once, just whistled past. He's nonchalantly, he's been doing it all day, to be fair. Yeah, yes. We haven't had long today, but it's been an absolute honour. And my honour. To have a shooting session with you. Yeah, Frank. Thank you very much. You've absolutely smashed it. You can see it's totally ingrained into you. Hit the target, hit the target, hit the target. Consistency, it's been a pleasure to see it live, honestly. My pleasure. I'm a massive fan of you two. Thanks. It's been a real pleasure. Thank you.