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Oh, missed one.
Hi.
Okay, so we had this before, so...
Yeah.
Unless you have it counted by the bank and they have it out, we don't have a counter here.
Oh, I'm sorry. That's... I counted it already, though.
But we don't have a counter.
It's $75.
We don't have a counter here. They won't accept it.
Okay. Well, here's what I'll do.
Do you have a... I guess you can use this pen.
Here.
Can I see the ticket for a sec?
Mm-hmm.
So, okay. So if there's any problems, you're more than welcome to call me,
but as of right now, the payment's been made.
Have a nice day.
Okay.
Hey, Kittypie.
High five.
Do you like candy?
I have the best candy you've ever had.
It's a special candy.
Hi.
They make it for special kids.
Guys, my candy...
I'm gonna give it to you right now.
It's a special candy.
It's for little girls.
Do you know him?
I need you to cover your ears, honey, okay?
Here you go.
I need you to back the... up now.
Well, what's the problem?
You don't know her.
She don't know you.
You need to get the... out of here.
I know her.
She's a neighborhood kid.
Back up before I put my hands on you.
Just relax. Relax.
Because I'm a mom, and I see this happening, like, every day in the news,
and I'm so sorry.
I just...
That's okay.
As a mom, I just couldn't imagine if that was my kid, you know?
I'm sorry.
They're so sweet, teaching him.
I'm getting it, yeah.
Here he goes.
Good job, man.
Thank you, guys.
And nobody's ever done that for me before.
Nobody's ever taken the time.
I really appreciate you guys, yeah?
Nobody's ever taken the time.
Yeah.
You got new experience.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, guys.
Really?
Yeah.
Thank you, man.
No problem. No problem.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you, man.
All right.
Thank you, bro.
I can't believe you made my day.
Nobody's ever done that for me, man.
No problem.
We appreciate you guys.
Thank you, guys.
Good job.
What's up?
What's up, man?
I'm not gay.
What's up, bro?
What's up, man?
Have a time, here we go, friend.
