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Why are you guys like that?
There you go!
Oh, it's this one.
It's hard to argue with a law student because he always wins.
That's not true.
I'm really quiet.
When someone argues with me, of course, I listen.
If there's a sense, then he wins.
It's like my siblings always argue with me.
I don't always win.
Number one, the law student is really argumentative.
He always argues.
He's also a philosopher.
If I'm not explaining or if they have a question,
of course, I try as much as possible for them to understand.
In layman's terms.
When I was with my girlfriend, when did I win?
In my parents' school.
No, I never won in my father's school.
Why do you live in a coffee shop?
Though I have a study area at home, I don't study much.
My mind is always in my bed.
I get up early in the morning and go to sleep.
In my defense, I buy coffee every two hours so I won't be embarrassed in the coffee shop.
We have a lot of haters there.
If you can remove the table.
It's good to study in a coffee shop.
If you study at home, you have a bed next to you.
The bed is delicious.
20 cups of coffee.
Oh my God.
It's just one gram.
10 ounces.
Your coffee shop is cheap.
Why are you like that?
We want to have air conditioning, coffee, and we can also chat at the same time.
And we study a lot there in fairness.
How many highlighters do you require?
Do you need one color each?
There's orange, yellow, blue, green, neon pink.
Maybe at least six.
And there's a legend.
For me, it's at least two or three.
Highlight everything that happens.
What's important is the color.
You really have a lot of highlighters.
Are the cases you read thick?
I'm a bit heavy on highlights.
I'm a bit antique.
Six.
The heaviest thing I use there is yellow.
I'm not sure if I'm correct.
Maybe I'm different.
I read something like Psychology of Colors.
It's the color yellow that will trigger your mind.
Wake up your senses.
Yeah, wake up your senses.
Where do you highlight?
Pencil.
The first year, I had a lot of highlighters.
All the colors, I really bought.
Maybe I need this.
I need this.
I'll buy this.
When I was in the fourth year,
I saw my Koodle for the first year subjects.
As in, it's a coloring book.
It's not okay.
It's not a good review.
You don't need one color each.
It's okay to have two.
Is it hard to date when you're lost?
It hurts.
I still have a girlfriend.
But they say there's a three-month rule.
After three months, it breaks.
And that happened, right?
There's a lot.
I don't know if it's just a coincidence.
It's not true.
It's her fourth year.
It's still okay.
It was hard for me in the first year.
It's hard to balance.
She wants to go on a date.
Because you want to.
You don't want to study, of course.
But you need to study.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Not now.
I'm in love.
Not now.
But you?
Not now.
I'm just kidding.
Not now.
I'm just kidding.
I'm here.
I have a boyfriend.
It's okay.
Just know your priorities.
Understanding between the two of you.
What are each other's priorities.
And of course, proper time management.
In order for you to have time for each other.
If you're going to fight,
who and why?
Education of the kids.
The kids need to fight here.
As in their education, health.
Anything regarding the kids.
They need to be taken care of.
When I fight, the feelings...
I'm just kidding.
I have two advocacies.
What I want to happen.
First, of course.
As a member of the LGBTQ community.
You know that.
I want equality.
I would like to advocate for reforms in education.
I really wanted to help the indigent.
Those people who can't afford to fight for themselves.
I thought of a question.
Family.
It's corny, but maybe the Philippines.
I look like a Chinese.
But I thought of going abroad to work.
For the Philippines.
I have a job.
I'm going to study.
I'm going to bribe my friends.
It's for their country.
Let's study.
It's for the good of our country.
What does fraternity help?
Do you have a school?
None.
Me neither.
I don't have a fraternity.
I think, of course, connection.
But of course, it's not bad to join a fraternity.
As long as compliant with laws.
Especially, of course, the recent anti-hating law.
If you're in your first year and you have a fraternity or sorority,
they can really help you get through.
With your adjustments.
Yeah, because they can share their experiences.
They can share their experiences.
And the bond is different if you're in a fraternity or sorority.
They have a lot of food, sis.
I want to eat.
It's another support system.
Aside from your friends, your family.
Lawyers are good at lying.
Even law students.
I'm kidding.
I don't think lawyers are liars.
Liars are liars.
One part of lawyering is to become an advocate of your client's cause.
But of course, there are limits when it comes to advocating for the cause of our client.
We have to twist the truth and we have to twist the facts.
All lies can be seen.
Lawyers, technically, are not allowed to lie.
Because, you know, that's perjury.
Advocate for truth.
Advocate for justice.
Aside from advocating your client's cause.
Can you get away with murder?
Can I get away with murder?
I don't know.
No, don't. Don't.
Can I?
I don't think so.
I don't think I can get away with murder.
I don't think my conscience can do it.
Our professor said,
For example, you know the person is guilty.
Of course, you can still hide it.
He's your client.
But you have to find a mitigating circumstance to lower his punishment.
Can you get away with murder?
No!
Murder is bad, guys.
Don't murder anyone.
True.
You cannot get away.
Yeah.
The K-Analyst is not true.
Thank you.
Let's go.
They're good.
