The videos I never uploaded... until now

So guys, welcome back to my channel. So 2018, 2018 was a year. Or three. I swear I had three birthdays this year. I spent... I spent some of my 2018 recording videos and editing them, but not posting them. But I wanted to share the times that I tried. Because me trying wasn't a waste of time. It got me here. Look how aesthetic I look. It looks like I meditate and take my vitamins every day. Look at me. I matched my bed. So, just to break down what this first video is, it's a breakdown. It was 3 a.m. when I recorded this and I had a little self-realization, so here it is. I look like ketchup and mustard right now. That's fine. You just want to be an inchworm. I'm fine. I think Mii is pretty freaking dope. And all she wants to do is love and be loved. She's so cute! Look, I'm not crying because Liza's awesome. Although she is. And that would bring anybody to tears. I have not spoken of myself in this positive of a way this year. So, I'm gonna celebrate that. Do I have a bottle of tequila in the fridge? I didn't have a bottle of tequila, but I did have a bottle of harmless coconut water. Let's celebrate. You know what? My nips just got hard right now. Because I'm happy. And if yours aren't right now, that's okay. Because you will. Nip again. Can someone make that my obituary quote? Put little slivers in it so that I can get all the flavors in there. And then, I'm gonna put sauce into the cracks. And that is how you make babies. Oh! She's fine on the inside. Mii. I always Google a recipe and then I look at the pictures. And that's it. All the books I own are picture books. These Brussels sprouts expired today. So, I'm gonna eat them. Pour them into a little bag. Take three tablespoons of avocado oil. Then, I add some salt. Then, I cover it in a whole lot of pepper. And once you have that all together, zip it up. And for those of y'all that think I'm wasteful, I'm not. Oops. I'm not. I'ma eat it. Yeah! That's cute. That's real cute. That's real sexy or something. You can't tell if the Brussels sprouts are expired if you cook them. Sha-bam! Sha-da-dam! Chicken bang bang! Chicken chicken bang bang! So, this is the final look. Look at her. She gourmeted. Yo, this is seriously really good. Are you serious? Thank you. No, I mean it, dude. I'm really proud. Thank you. Love you. I love you, too. Love yourself. What am I searching? Uh, I hate having... Attention deficit disorder. Alright, here we go. What fictional place would you most like to go to? Platform 9 and 3 quarters, dude. I would love to ram my body into a wall and end up at a train station. A statement by Liza Koshy. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic spork... Spork? If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning medal for? Dancing in my living room. Oh, I'd kill that. Here's a compilation. Dude, you know what the worst thing about acrylic nails is? Is when you eat something spicy and it stays underneath your nail and then you scratch your eye later and then it burns. I'm sanitary. Alright, so I'm gonna keep answering these questions now. What TV show or movie do you refuse to watch? Chucky. I really hate dolls. Look. I just made my hair stand up on end. There are certain things that give me chills. Dolls. Holes. Which is how I know I'm straight. And by holes, I mean this thing. It's not even there in real life. It's in the edit and I can't look at it. Summer or winter? I love winter. I hate being hot. It's so hard on me. Singing or dancing? Dancing! That was a little misleading. Witches or wizards? That's a sexist question. Writing poetry or reading poetry? Writing poetry. I used to write poetry when I was a kid. I just had a moment where I was like, am I still a kid? But I'm not, I'm a full grown adult. Oh my god, I hate them. What is special about the place you grew up? You mean? Bee. Just about everything. I'm starting to nip. Just thinking about it, dude. Tex-Mex. Texan Mexican. Try fajita strips of filet mignon marinated in pineapple and lime juice. Boi! That is where it's at. I'm nipping. Welcome back. So it's like 10pm. Which means I just woke up. I feel like making something. I want to make a recipe right now. Okay, should I look up a recipe? I should look up a recipe. Bananas Foster? Nah, I don't even know what that is. I just said it. After an indecisive 15 minutes of footage you will never see, I've decided to make peanut butter oatmeal bars. I'm ready, okay. I got this. I got this! Alright, so we're gonna bring some brown sugar to a boil. Even though it's already hot. It's clean. Alright, I'm gonna line this. I don't know what I'm doing. It's cool, I've never whisked before. Why do I have this? I don't know, but I've never whisked before. My peanut butter is dark roasted and chunky. Yo, am I the same color as peanut butter? That's dope. Cool. Success! I'm not that stupid, but I still did that. So I think I might be. Are you serious? I'm gonna clean it. I don't know exactly how to do this. This is definitely not done. You know what I mean? Like, maybe not the smartest thing, but it's not dumb. That's how I justify everything I do. Sorry. Who am I saying sorry to? Women. That's it. That's it, dude. There you have it. That's so unsatisfying. You watched all of that just to see this? I could've done better, but I want you to see growth. You know, if I start out perfect, I have nothing to work for. Alright, well that was fun. If you're lying to yourself. Thanks for watching.