A Roadman Auditions For TOP BOY feat. Mo Gilligan

I need to get out of here soon, you know what I'm telling you. Next one better nail it. Yo, what's going on? You look alright, yeah? Good, man. What's going on, brother? You alright though, yeah? Top boy. Okay. I'm not going to lie, I'm nervous, you know. Yeah? You know, big Asher D, you know. You know what I mean? Like, fuck the family. Who could that be? That's Mack. Yeah. I know, alright. So what you saying, you got everything prepped? You good to go? I'm not going to lie to you, I'm going to be honest. I'm from the streets. I didn't read the brief, you know what I'm saying? I just thought I was going to just change it up a little bit, you know what I'm saying? Everyone's been doing the same thing. I'm not like everyone else. So, um, yeah, boom, I'm going to do some poetry. Let's hear it. This, um, you know, it's very deep, you know what I mean? Like, it's about, you know what I mean, like, heartbreak. Okay. Alright. Okay. Just got to pick, you know, get the chakras out and stuff. In your own time. Thank you very much. You bitch! The end. That's it? That's it, still. So yeah, that was, um, it was unique. It was sick, I know, I know, I know, I know it was sick, that's why I said boom. You didn't say sick, you said unique. Unique! I'm like, boom, let me go in there and do something different. You know what I mean? Who's doing poetry? But you know what I mean, I'm always here for feedback. What we'll do at this stage is send you away. Okay. And then maybe in three days time Three days? Okay. Why three days? What's going on like? Have I got it? Yes or no? Well obviously we've got other people to see. Okay. How can I improve for next time? Next time, please, please, I'm begging you. Yeah. Wear some shoes. Okay. When I looked at the thing, they didn't say nothing about shoes. So... Please tell me you brushed your teeth because we didn't put that on there too. No, no, what? Did they wipe you back last night? Okay. You've now got jokes. The top boys. Okay. The top boys with the jokes. Does my character need shoes? Maybe not. Change up the thing. Like I said, two, three days, we'll let you know. Okay. All right then. The door is that way. All right. Thanks for your time though, yeah? Okay. All right. You changed cuz. You changed. No, no, no. You know what? Do your thing cuz. Good luck. Yeah? I hope you get Star Wars. Yeah? All right. Thank you. Okay. That's what I should have come in here and done, so I'm different, innit? I'm getting mad, you know? I'm getting mad. I'm a real character from the streets cuz. You know what I'm saying? I'll just break that. You say you really do this. I'll start stealing microphones. How about that? I'll steal the curtains. Can you get security please? Thank you. I'm gonna call you Asher B. All right. Bye-bye. Sorry.