Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman being the funniest duo for 5 minutes straight

Give the people what they want. Give them what they want. Give the people what they don't know they don't want at all. That's the name of the game. Lee could do so much better than Ryan Reynolds. Oh, wow. Whoa. Actually, kind of. I mean, Jesus, right? What about for you, a moment in your life you thought defined you? Wow. Well, other than the birth of my daughter. Guys, I'm trying to show that I'm okay. What are their names? Please, let's not go too far. It's when I started living off interest. I know that I'm supposed to be a balance to you, man. Okay. One joke, one line that they asked me to take out. Wow, I can't imagine. Hugh, you want to tell what that line was? I can't imagine. Who can make me genuinely self-conscious about the state of my own abs. Please welcome 2004 Kids' Choice Award nominee for best burp, Hugh Ford Buford Judy Jackman Esquire. I don't want to cry. 2008 when we were filming X-Men Origins Wolverine. You were in that. I was. I had no idea. God. I was in that. Yeah. I didn't speak to you at the time because you were not famous at all. Yes, I did that. Okay, I got one. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Yeah, interesting. That's good, Jackman. Okay, mine is, I'm going to go on the carpet. I flashed a black light over this earlier, so we're fine. And what are we calling these? This is called quiet quitting. Ryan doing his own stunts. Yeah. Yes, this is called the 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. work day. That moment and what he said to me. I'm so sorry. Just one second. It's Blake. We always promised each other that we would answer in the middle. Hey, what's that? Hi, baby. Hi. No, no, no, no, no, it's fine. We're at Kimmel. We're just rehearsing. It's a rehearsal. I'm just bored. I want to catch up. No, that's great. No, no, I'm just here. It's so fun here. I'm always here. I got kicked out. I'm going to do it with you, all right? And then we'll see. People can see the resemblance between you two. That's so nice. That's it. He looks like you if you've just had major sleep. Just like, oh, man. And you just, like, everything, everything lined up just right for a decade. True. The hair is a natural color still because you're 38. Is this a thumb war? Thumb war. Okay. One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb war. Bow, shake. Wow, you're devious. I mean, the taste of victory is something you just never get sick of. Okay, round one goes to Ryan. And what's crazy is that I didn't realize until just now that, you know, people are really going to f*** this thing. I mean, that's a clear invitation. Who told you to do it? The Dames. Why did they tell you to do that? I don't know. I really don't know. Okay, Ryan, your honoree in 2010. Johnny Depp was the honoree in 2009. Okay. Oh, I was 2008. Back when you had it. You know, I have never in my entire life, and I mean this from the heart of my bottom, worked with somebody with your level of integrity. Hi, I'm Ryan Reynolds. Hello, I'm Hugh Jackman. Wolverine again. And I remember going, oh, hang on a sec. I think I screwed up. Took us five, six years to get there. It was the most expensive, are you sure, note ever. After you made Logan, you know, you said that you'd never play Wolverine again, you know, but here we are now. And I just want, I just, I'm, you know, I'm just curious. How do they feel now that everyone knows that you're a liar? Next question. Something else we might want to do together in the MCU. Look at that collective inhale. It's like when women spend a lot of time together. Yes, exactly. Women and I consider myself one. As do I. I think that I, well, I would beat you at staying inside. I'd beat you at not going out. I'd beat you at refusing a downright sidestepping life. I feel safe. Thank you for asking that. I'm married and Hugh is... Are you done playing Wolverine? That's just a safe word. It doesn't mean anything. I didn't even know. That is true. I didn't even know. I didn't even read the screen. The other day I googled my age. I'm not kidding. Yes. I was like, so clearly I don't know.