Fool Gets BITTEN and Keeps Surfing | Sweep Talk 392 | Live Mic SUP

My side hurts so bad I went up 17 octaves. Listen to me. Man, I'm in just the right spot for it. There you go. All right, let's get my hair. My hair looking good. Not a hair out of place out here. This is the fashion beach. All right, here we go. What is up, YouTube? Welcome back to the show. Finally got some stuff coming in. Local wind chop. I was recently attacked by a shark but I'm not gonna let that stop me. I'm gonna get back out there. In fact, maybe I'm a ghost and I'm just gonna be destined to surf for eternity. What do you think? It might be nice. Of course, I do get hungry. The water is beautiful for Galveston. Got a foot and a half visibility out here. That is exceptional for this vicinity. Oh, I can feel a breeze through this bite hole. This bite hole is a great vent and it's blowing air into the suit on my nether regions and cooling me off quite tremendously. Let's see what this one does. If anything at all. Oh, it's gonna be anything at all at least, right? It's a little boggy. There we go. I'm gonna make it a left. Bring it back around right again. And then we're gonna flow down the waterfall. I think we can wrap back around. Whoa, yes, we can. Keep it going on the whitewater. Getting low. Shark attack victim still got it. Now, I know a lot of you may be thinking, whoa, don't put that out there to the universe. Yeah, I probably shouldn't have. This was a Halloween costume for a party from last weekend and figure I'd put it to good use. Since I do ride waves and I am in the sea, might as well go ahead and showcase a little shark attack action without an actual shark attack. Let's hope that doesn't happen. Okay, it's gonna be all right. I know you're saying, hey, Mike, you should probably head over to the ER with a shark bite. But man, I'm just addicted to this action. I can't stop. I can't. It's just too fun. Now, I know some of you also might be asking, whoa, is it already wet suit time in Texas? The answer is no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I am burning up in this thing. It's only 86 degrees, but it's 100 in this wetsuit. Over 100. This one's gonna be a good one. I'm not sure why, but my left side is killing me and I don't know why. Oh, the finish, the finish. A little left-handed action. A little goofy foot. Look out, goofy footers. I'm about to join your ranks. Okay, the gulf is serving up nothing but duds today. And every time there's a good one, it's moving. It's over here where I can't get to it. So I'm just gonna plant my butt right over here. I'll plant my little double bubble right over here. Got one bubble out. Full cheek, half a cheek's out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, girl. You're gonna do it, you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it. Oh, oh, we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it. Oh yeah, we're gonna do it. Woo, yeah. Shark attack victim ain't playing today. Woo. Oh, oh, can I get to that? No, there's gonna be nasty white water when I get to it. Nasty. I'm gonna go on this one, maybe, maybe, maybe, baby. Maybe, baby, no. No, no, baby. Maybe the next one, baby. Maybe this one, baby. No, baby. Damn, baby, they're no good. Try this one, baby. Yeah, baby. Let's see, let's see, let's see. Come on, hey, baby, hey, baby, hey, baby. Woo, hey, baby, hey, baby, hey, baby, hey, baby, woo. Homily, bibily, zibily, bibily, homily, bibily, zibily, bop. Woo-hoo-hoo. Damn, shark attack victim scored now. Finally. Oh, shit. Stay in it, stay in it, stay in it, stay in it. There's just too much difference between up here and down there. Woo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right, all right, all right, already. Oh, whoa. Born to be wonky. Well, this is the most fun I've ever had after a shark attack. Let's see if we can't scoop into another afterlife wave. Woo-hoo. Waves in the afterlife, baby. Oh, man, that's gonna, whoa, that one, whoa. Save the mic. Not for long. This one might have a little. Oh, yeah, hell yeah, it does. Woo, come on, let's get on it. Shark attack victim in the lineup. Woo. Oh. That was a fun one. It's still going. You think I can just stay in it? No, I can't. Video up, see? How's my hair look? I gotta make sure I look pretty. Make sure I look pretty before I ride a wave now. You know, I don't really care if I look pretty for a wave, but it helps. I'm a beauty guy. I'm a beauty boy. I'm a bleach blonde Barbie boy. Just joking. I'm a filthy surfer. Don't let the clean blonde look fool you. I'm a nasty bastard. Baby shark, da-da-da-da-da-da, baby shark. Oh, uh-oh, this one loves me. But I'm gonna be right out of the pocket. Right in the pocket. In the pocket with the wave. My side hurts so bad, I went up 17 octaves. Listen to me. Whoa, whoa. Yeah. Woo. Whoa. Man, I'm in just the right spot for it. Woo. No. Butt riding. Woo. See if I can make a turn. Whoa. Oh, that's spreading my cheeks. That hurt. Look, audience, after being driven to my side bitten off by a shark, I deserve at least one more good one, right? Here we go, here we go, here we go. Well, I believe that's gonna do it for me today, guys. I need to get to the emergency room before my guts start hanging out. Plus, I'm hungry. And I'm not gonna be able to eat until I get this fixed. So don't forget to like, subscribe, ring that notification bell. And until next time, keep swipping. you