Lawyer/CEO Gives It Up for SUP Surfing | Sweep Talk 405 | Live Mic SUP

Your Honor, I object! I'm in it, I'm in it! Stay in it! Eeeewww! Ha ha! I did it! The state rests. What is up, YouTube? Welcome back to the show. There's still a few out there. It's not very big. But it's fancy and formal, so I decided to dress fancy and formal. Check me out. What a doll. The commute is going to be very short today. Light traffic. There's really no traffic out there. It's a holiday, but I have to go in. That's what happens when you're the CEO. Gotta give everybody their time off. Because you're paying them peanuts anyway. I'm really just going to drink some mixed drinks in my office and pretend to be working. Isn't that what they always did anyway, right? This is going to be a good one, if I can get over there to it. That's the question. It's the question of, well, you know what? The one behind is an easier catch. And it leaves my paddle on the right. So I can do some serious paddle work. Woohoo! Yeah! There we go. Can I make that? Can I make that? Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. I'm in it, I'm in it. Stay in it. Whoa. Yew! Ha ha ha. Woo! Here we go. A little fun one. Still going, still going. Ha ha ha. Woo! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yew! Whoa, I like to think that I'm immune to the stuff. Whoa, yeah. I'm out of tune, sorry. Closer to the truth, you say I like standing up. You know I'm gonna have to face it. I'm addicted to stuff. Woo! And I am. Highly. Highly, highly, highly. Where is everybody? Is everybody out? Oh, they're out, okay. The lineup is out. I need a drink. So we're gonna take a break. But I'll be back in a while, so, uh, don't nobody go nowhere. Yeah, this one is a total travesty of justice. Your Honor, I object. Woo! Whoa, whoa, whoa. I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. So help me God. That's what dentists say, right? The state rests. Yew! I got Valerie Johnson coming into the set right about now, coming on frame. There she is, you're on screen. Live on screen. Yew! Got Rick Harper and John. Party waving it. Party wave, woo! Look at this. A little gift. A little gift of the ocean, hopefully, let's see. Is it a gift? It's a gift, but I'm not handling it very well. Now I am, now I am. There we go, there we go. Whoa! I stuck my butt out, that did not look pretty, did it? Sup riding never looks pretty. That's what they say anyways, but you know what I think about sweeper haters. In fact, if you see a sweeper hater today, knock them in the side of the head for me, will ya? Where did this one come from? Yew! Can I get in? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Woo, there we go, there we go. Whoa! Ha ha! I did it. That was a little ugly, but woo! I kind of like that ride. I need to dunk my head. Is it a bowl? No, it's not. It's just a tiny, tiny little ripple, but it's a fun ripple. Tiny ripples are fun ripples, woo! All right, well I think that's gonna do it for me today, guys. My suit's getting wrinkled. I've got to get back to the office, even if it is just to turn in my two weeks notice. Don't forget to like, subscribe, ring that notification bell, and until next time, keep sweeping! Yew!