SIDEMEN AMONG US IMPOSTER CHAT: JANITOR EDITION

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Let's go!
Have fun!
Stand still, stand still, stand still.
Alright, speak to one of you in a second.
Impostors can talk to each other, and one of them is a cleaner.
They clean up bodies whilst the other killer kills.
They can communicate, they can discuss tactics.
So, I've killed over here, clean up this body.
No one's allowed to move for about 10 seconds.
Who's gonna move? Someone's gonna move.
It's an old black Betty.
Bam, ba-bam.
Oh.
What? Look, look what we just said.
Yeah, nice one, Vik. Stay still, you mug.
I...
Yep.
I forgot I was supposed to stand still.
Oh my God.
I didn't listen.
I moved straight away.
I'm so done!
We all went, no one moved for the first 10 seconds.
Everyone moves.
What's wrong with people?
Hello?
Yeah, I'm definitely listening now.
What, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
No, I can't miss any.
I can't miss any, no.
Or my family dies.
A cruel death.
No, they survived.
All right, cool.
I think it might be Danny, because he didn't move.
I like Harry.
I've got good faith in Harry, I think.
Two in weapon...
Why is there so many people in cafeteria?
Two in weapons is sus, though.
You all right, Dedge?
Nope, Keith.
Keithy, Keithy, Keithy.
Absolutely chowing through these tasks.
Sus from JJ, that.
Actually, joked aside, very sus from JJ, that.
Sus from Deji, that.
Very sus from JJ.
Extremely sus from JJ.
No, actually extremely sus from JJ.
I'm scared.
I can't call a meeting because people are going to shout at me,
but I'm extremely sus of JJ.
I'm just following Danny.
What are you?
What are we?
Just normal imposters?
Yeah, normal imposters.
I'm a cleaner, so I can clean.
So we could...
So we're one.
Yeah, essentially, probably.
We're one, we're one, we're one, we're one, we're one.
Right, boom.
I'm in the main lobby.
Sidelog's in there.
Sidelog.
Oh, is he on his ones?
He's on his ones, come.
Fuck, I can't clean it.
All right, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip.
You killed.
Don't worry.
No, I'll stay around and I'll kill someone that comes in.
I'll stay around.
Anyone that comes in to see the body, I'll kill them.
I want to know how this plays out.
Little Deji and Jamie situation.
I know there's a dead person around you somewhere.
It'll probably be me, honestly, by running to the quiet part of the map.
It will probably be me.
Jamie's coming over.
I know he wants to kill me.
Yeah, JJ's in there.
He's going to kill me.
What is he doing?
He didn't kill me.
Interesting.
Other than a perfect time to kill me.
Josh dancing.
Danny coming up to jump on the cams.
I'll sit on cameras.
Why not?
When can you come and clean?
Uh, 14 seconds.
34.
12.
11.
10.
9.
Someone's on cams.
7.
Really?
Yeah.
JJ, what is your problem, mate?
All right, go to the guy on cams.
I'm so sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Because I moved straight away at the start.
I did too.
I was so gassed.
You were so gassed, you were what?
It's a good play if he was an imposter, wasn't it?
Jamie.
Yeah, Jamie.
Why didn't you call the body?
Where was the body?
Are you done?
Body?
What body?
I was dancing for camera.
Where's the body?
Are you all right?
You were dancing for camera?
There's no camera up there.
What?
There is, there is, there is, there is.
I saw Danny.
I saw Danny just now run past me.
Who died?
Jamie, the body is right where you're dancing.
It was right next to you.
Is it you two?
Are you chatting rubbish?
Are you all right?
I think that's enough for me.
Where is the body?
The body is top of med bay where Jamie is just dancing.
So I will kill the body and stay there for that.
I was dancing for time.
This does sound like a dick joke.
Who was on camera?
Yeah.
I was on camera.
Who's saying this stuff?
Who's saying that?
Danny, Danny, save him.
Danny was on camera.
So Danny, did you see me dancing on cameras then?
I saw you, yeah.
So you saw me dancing on cameras, came all the way to cameras.
I'm dancing on cameras and there's a body there
and you think it's me.
So I killed the body.
I'm dancing on cameras.
Why would he dance on a body?
I'm so confused.
He might dance on a body.
It's not out of the question.
I have a suspicion.
Just a suspicion.
JJ and Danny were like, let's just kill anyone
and then instantly blame it on somebody else.
Vic, Vic, why are you saving him so much?
Anyone can kill.
Let's skip it up.
But something doesn't add up there.
JJ, is it you bro?
Oh, anonymous voting.
Anonymous voting.
That's confused the life out of me.
Like I'm at, what?
That kind of makes it look like it's me and JJ.
Oh yeah, it could be, could be a stitch up situation
because they are talking to each other.
So they could just say, okay, you killed, right.
That does scream like something they would do.
Um, yeah, I just, there's something not,
not adding up there.
Jamie?
You're sick.
I'm on you.
Come on, kill me.
If I die, it's you, isn't it?
I swear it's him.
It's gotta be him.
I don't want to do this.
Oh no, he's run away.
Fuck.
I've lost him.
Shit.
I've lost Jamie.
Fuck.
JJ's following me around.
Where are you?
I'm at the bottom.
I'm with you here.
JJ's where you're going.
But there's very much here.
All right.
So, um.
Okay, I'm going to pretend to do card swap.
Cool.
And whoever comes in, I'll kill him and you clean up.
All right, cool.
I'm going to, JJ wants to kill me because I think I know,
do I know his game?
He wants me dead.
I can see it.
Vic and JJ.
I'm sus on Vic and JJ.
I do definitely think it could be Vic and JJ.
Come to the front of the ship again.
Come to the front where, where the thing is.
We've got someone on the way here.
Must be.
No.
No one's on the side of the whole ship, man.
Go back down.
Mate, I've done all my bloody tasks here.
I'm, I'm, I'm going to be completed.
Hello, Gary.
What are you running from?
Is it a human body?
The body of a man?
Or a woman?
We can't see under these suits.
We don't know.
Foch is doing the anomaly.
Like Foch.
Seems to be doing legitimate stuff.
JJ looks suspicious.
Potentially with Danny Aarons, but who knows?
Harry, I liked what he was doing.
He was doing lots of good tasks.
Also, Gary is now seemingly looks pretty normal.
Anyone down here?
What are they going to go for here?
This could be a kill.
Should we do a sabotage?
Nah.
Kill and clean.
Uh, yeah, let me sabotage.
That was an easy kill.
React.
Marshal going off.
Miles away.
Gary ahead of me.
Vikkstar turned around.
But why?
But why did he turn around?
Oh my God.
That was nice.
Sorry, why did...
And Josh missed it.
Josh missed it.
F**k.
I don't know if that was bait, you know?
I'm going to press the button just to see if any...
Yeah, I'm going to press the button just to...
Just to...
Just to see if anyone's dead.
I think I know who it is.
JJ, how was that vent?
Was it...
Was it nice?
Yeah, well, it was...
It was so smooth.
It's quick.
It's quick, that vent, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
Really, really fast.
Oh, Gary.
Who was Gary near?
He ran to admin with me from electrical side.
And then Jamie was in there.
Deddy was in there, maybe.
Max Fosh has just said JJ vented.
Well, I think so.
Because he was with Vikk.
Do you remember when you were in medbay?
Correct.
And then JJ came in.
And then when I went to go,
I doubled back to see whether he was still in medbay.
And he wasn't.
So he might have gone out the top.
But I think he vented.
Where did you go, JJ?
I vented.
Okay, fine.
Old strategy.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Anyone on the old cameras?
Oh, what's Fosh doing?
What's Fosh doing?
I've lost Jamie.
Wait, hold on.
Oh, this is a weird...
How did Fosh get there?
I think it's Max Fosh.
Where did JJ go?
I think JJ has vented there.
So Tobi was seen in admin.
Is this before or after O2?
While it's going on.
But what...
Jamie, you ran out of admin whilst it was going off.
I ran up.
To the meeting?
Yeah, to press the button.
Because I wanted to see what was going on.
There's too long.
Nothing was happening.
Meetings aren't...
So you didn't even find Tobi?
No, JJ was with me at the front of the ship.
And I thought he's going to kill me.
Because he tried to acute me.
Maybe Tobi didn't go admin then.
Maybe I went admin because that was the way to go.
But where did Tobi go?
No, Josh!
No!
Who went to the top O2?
Anyone?
JJ, speak, bro.
What?
Not me.
Who did top O2?
Somebody went top O2.
So he got done.
JJ did.
Guess I'll do both then.
It wasn't me.
Okay, okay, okay.
It could have been Tobi.
Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.
Who didn't go to an O2?
I didn't, I didn't.
Jamie?
Harry?
Harry was bottom.
JJ killed Tobi.
What?
What do you mean I killed Tobi?
JJ killed Tobi top O2.
Just a suggestion.
Because...
It wasn't me, actually.
It wasn't me.
But I've got my suspicions.
Why is JJ like...
JJ did top O2.
I don't know why he's doing that shit, bro.
That clean up on you was nice though.
But Josh was right there.
How did Josh not see it?
Because they cleaned you up.
He saw me go in.
And then he doubted himself.
I ain't got a scooby.
Did I...
I feel like I'm dreaming.
Didn't people...
Hang on.
Janitors.
Did they fuck up, kill and then run away?
Jamie and Deji?
Did they leave admin?
I have no idea who it could be.
I'm just gonna follow Dej.
Work's getting done.
Where's JJ?
He's with me.
He's following me.
Danny Aaron's ain't...
It's Danny and JJ.
It's gotta be.
They're stuck to each other like glue.
If they're still alive at the next meeting,
I refuse to believe it's anything but them.
JJ's following me.
Yeah.
Danny Aaron is being smart.
He's watching me go past.
Yeah, JJ's following me.
Oh.
JJ's following me.
Go, go, go, go to the top, top, top, top, top.
Go as high as you can.
Are you...
Did you let me kill him?
Oh, damn it.
Sorry.
Wait, so it was Adenuga.
I fucking knew it.
Oh my god.
That is a great kill.
Deji's up there.
Oh, Harry's coming.
I think Harry's gonna find the body.
You know what?
This entire recording session,
I haven't had a single imposter
and I haven't even seen a dead body.
I've done nothing.
Yeah, Harry, they went down.
Deji's just fucking vented, right?
Hold on.
Deji's just vented.
Wait.
I swear Deji's just...
Oh, I don't want to be an idiot,
but I swear Deji's just vented.
Danny's following me.
Let's record.
Maybe the eyes.
The eyes and ears.
Thing is, we got the janitor,
so we're not going to see the bodies.
Josh is still alive.
Vik, I'm somewhat sus of for some reason,
because he killed someone on cams.
I'm trying to work out when somebody drops off.
Like when some...
I don't see Danny or JJ at all.
Okay, Danny coming in here.
I swear Deji just vented, man.
Where's JJ?
I'm gonna go clean JJ's body.
Okay, cool.
I'll come up there and anyone up there.
Oh, you can't clean that.
Oh yeah, I cleaned it.
I cleaned it.
Cool.
I might do a meeting.
To discover bodies.
Okay, I don't think anyone's died.
What's going on here?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
So there's a cleaner, right?
So you're trying to then work out and picture
who's together at different periods of time
where they can get a kill quickly and clean it and go.
Josh is on cam, so I can...
I was on cam.
I was on cam for a while.
I've only seen Josh and Danny that far.
Boys, I want to say something.
It could have been cleaned ages ago, by the way,
because me and Vik was in cams earlier.
I saw Danny dancing on cameras earlier.
I want to say something, please.
What do you want to say, Danny?
I think, and I'm not saying this properly.
I think I saw Deji vent.
You saw me vent?
I think.
Where?
Weapons.
How can you think you see someone vent?
Max literally thought he saw JJ vent.
Where's weapons?
Which one's weapons?
Top right.
Oh yeah, I saw you walk past.
No, I didn't vent.
I was doing my task.
What was the task?
Quick, what was the task?
It's the wires.
Get him gone, get him gone.
No, it's not the wires.
Yeah, you're right, get him gone.
Get the fuck out, Deji.
You got fucked.
My only suspicions I have currently are Jamie and Deji.
He just said he was doing wires in top right.
I'm happy with Deji.
Just on that, Danny.
Just on that, you're that confident?
Deji, you just got outplayed, mate.
I don't know this map.
This is the basic map, Deji.
This is the map.
It's upload, download, and then I do it to do wires.
Harry, you saw me do wires.
You can't do wires there.
There's no wires there.
I thought you said you went to Dubai.
When I went to electrical, I saw Deji was in vent,
and Danny was in there.
I thought that's what you're talking about.
Oh my gosh.
I'm talking top right.
Yeah, top right.
That was upload, download.
You said wires.
Yeah, but you said wires.
I was lost.
I'm going to back Danny for once.
I was lost.
All right.
Voting on seven was a bold move.
Yeah, I don't know why I did that, but find out.
I think I've done well there.
He looked like he vented.
He then said he was doing wires here.
Where's wires?
I mean, to be fair, there is an upload, download there.
So he deserves to be voted out because there's no wires there.
Thing is, I've done my task.
What do I do?
Just wait around?
I don't know, girl.
I don't know if I trust you.
I couldn't back it.
There's nothing I could do.
Yeah, no, I know.
I thought it was ping slip.
Oh my gosh.
I'm still a bit kicking myself.
I'm trying to visualize in my head.
I can't be here with Tony, right?
Tony was right here.
Tony went in before me.
I don't know what happened.
I would have seen it.
I'm just so zoned out.
I can't picture what I saw.
We must have got one.
Beautiful.
All right.
Good work.
Danny Aaron's cooked up there.
All right.
Let me just...
I'll try and help you.
Where are you?
There's something inside of the map.
I'm going to do...
Go Josh.
It was him.
Oh.
Maybe we should just get Josh.
Yep.
He's actually killed.
Oh my god.
Oh, I did see what I saw.
Yeah, bro.
You should have backed yourself.
Ah.
Killed and dodgy cleaned right in front of you.
You saw me go into admin and then doubted whether you saw me run into admin.
I've got to do something outside of the map.
Reactor.
I should probably go and do that actually though.
I'm coming.
Here we go.
All right.
Phosh can do it.
That's fine.
Let me go and find one because they've obviously killed a body out here.
Okay.
Who did reactor with me?
Jamie liked it.
Phosh did it.
Oh.
You actually found a body, which is good.
So I think we got rid of the cleaner.
I think Daji was the cleaner.
Let me think.
Let you think.
That's dangerous.
Where's the body?
Yeah.
Let me think before.
Okay.
I don't know.
So the body's bottom right.
The body's bottom right.
How far?
How far bottom right?
It's like, uh, like, you know, the, uh, so there's shield.
Yeah.
Okay.
Far bottom right.
It's in like just the entrance at the top.
Do you know what I mean?
Kind of the hallway, but not really.
I don't think it's Jamie.
So the reactor was done by me, Jamie and Phosh, right?
No, I was there too, but no, no, I'm saying, I'm saying,
I don't think it's Jamie because he came from the top, so it can't be him.
Okay.
So unless it's a self-report.
Yeah, that is plausible.
Now Danny pushed for Daji out and the game would be over if Daji was not an imposter.
I'll play, I'll case my thing.
I was in admin when reactor went off, but then I saw there was one thing in bottom right
and everybody else was left.
So I went to check bottom right and there's one.
On admin table, there was one person there and then there wasn't.
To be fair, there is a world in which like Harry,
all of us could have got to reactor after they've, because it depends when it was,
when they were killed.
Jamie got there quite late.
He just came from the top.
So unless he's done the long way around.
What do you mean?
I was at top when the reactor went off.
I came from the top to reactor just now.
I didn't see you.
I saw Phosh, I think.
Danny, why didn't you go to reactor?
Or were you on the way to reactor?
Because he saw an admin, someone was bottom right.
So he went to check.
Yeah, went to analyse mate.
We can skip because the game would have ended last round of those two imposters.
So.
I'm skipping.
Yeah, skip on five.
Yeah, I'm skipping.
The only person I trust is Danny.
And if I've been marinated to the highest degree, then.
That's ironic, bitch.
That's ironic because you're trying to marinate me, mate.
I see right through it.
I see, I see that.
I don't hate the Vic play.
Danny and Vic don't trust each other.
Harry.
Harry voted for you.
Yeah.
Harry had the tuss on me.
Yeah, Harry voted for you.
So maybe you might have to end his life.
Harry and Phosh need to go.
So what's he doing?
Is he, if he's just here for no reason.
Is that a tarp?
Oh, good.
Good kill.
Harry and Phosh need to go.
They're not going to find that body for a while.
So that's good.
Trying to get on my good side.
Oh, the only one I trust is Danny.
Shut up, Vic.
Save it for someone who cares, mate.
I'm here to win.
I know.
You know what?
I'm going to stick with Danny because he's the only person I trust.
Vic, Vic closely following me.
And then mine is gone.
We'll catch up to Danny.
We'll do a tarp and catch up.
My gut leans towards Jamie purely because he was last to reactor.
And we have good reason to trust Danny.
That's the only reason.
When my kill time goes, I'm going to go back down there.
And if anyone comes there to find it, I'm killing them.
All right, Phosh is coming to you.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I should have killed Phosh to be fair.
But we need to marinate him off a bit.
Okay, I've done my tasks.
I think I'm going to call a meeting.
We are literally all split up.
Let's go bottom right and analyse.
I think if you kill one more, you're good.
Is it?
Jamie's there.
I think.
Oh, Jamie's going to kill.
Danny has to die.
If there's someone coming in, I'll kill them.
Yeah.
Danny's coming down.
This is a right interesting one.
Yeah, that's a good minion.
It was too quiet.
Okay, Harry's dead.
I was on cams and I saw that Danny was in the middle
and Phosh, you were navigation, I believe.
Yeah, I've done all my tasks.
I'm eight from eight.
And so, Vic, if I'm honest,
like if you're talking about what Danny was like,
you know, Danny was, uh,
if Danny had voted like Deji out,
then it would have been game over.
We have to trust him.
Yeah, but I just think you're being very,
you're being very vocal about that.
No, but it's just, it's just a fact.
It's if we had, if he was wrong,
the game would have ended.
I'm just saying he's the only one I can trust.
Phosh, I can't trust you.
I can't trust Jamie.
I don't like this.
And Jamie, the only, the only evidence I have to go on
is Jamie was like the last person to react to that last round.
Who pressed the button just now?
Me, I did.
And that's a game-saving play as well.
So that makes me want to trust you, Phosh.
Because I was like, it was like this,
I hadn't seen anyone in a while.
It was very quiet.
I'd done all my tasks.
Did anyone see Harry, where he went?
I haven't seen Harry at all.
Danny and Phosh, we crossed a few times that round.
Did, did you cross Jamie?
I crossed Jamie, yeah.
Um, I was far right and I saw Jamie and I thought,
uh-oh, here we go.
And I got away.
You got away.
I left the front of the ship as you walked in.
I got away, firstly.
Secondly, after I left, I thought you're going to come back down.
So I waited, you didn't.
And I saw Danny Aron's come towards me.
I walked off and I waited till he went into darkness.
He never came back either.
Nah, you were waiting for your kill counter to go down.
You had 10, 9, you were just waiting.
You were waiting for someone.
What do we do?
Do we vote or what?
Me and Danny still have an emergency, right?
So we can play or we can vote Jamie.
Those are the options.
I'm voting Jamie.
Danny, why are you voting me?
You all voted me.
Why would you do that?
I think Vik's played a blind at it.
You lot are so dumb.
Yeah, you might have, you know.
He really might have.
He hasn't.
Vik has played a blinder.
Well done Vik, you have played a blinder in a different way.
That was good, I liked that one as well.
You lot voted me for no reason.
To be fair, no, if Max hadn't called that emergency meeting,
I could have been persuaded to vote for Max.
But basically Danny saved the game by voting out Deji
and Max saved the game by calling the meeting.
All right, don't move at the start.
I'm talking to myself.
Do not move.
That was a tough round.
I don't know if I want to do it again
because you have to go with your gut
and realise that everyone watching
could think you're an absolute idiot
because they just have that little bit more information than you do.
You guys never see what we see.
You see everything.
Crewmate.
I love being a crewmate.
My favourite place to be.
Fucking give me imposter once in my life.
I've been here for hours.
Oh, Josh moved.
Oh, the fucking movers, mate.
Not supposed to move.
Got me excited.
And away we go.
Okay, I don't think it's Josh immediately
because he moved straight away.
Already.
Vik and Josh moved.
They are the imposters.
We got to vote.
In my defence, I'll say this to my friends,
you can vote me out.
I had a very, very brain intense round last round
and I forgot where I am.
But if you want to vote me out, you're welcome to do so.
Vik, I literally just said it.
But surely if they move immediately,
they're not the imposter
because they're not going to the group.
Or they're doing a doubling brain play.
Or they're doing like the high side to a fight.
Josh, that is small brain.
That is small brain right there.
Big brain, please.
Move around.
People are not going to suss you
and then join the call.
What are we doing, skipping?
I've got a drink.
I'm not going to lie.
Honestly, I'm happy to settle down.
Last round was stressful.
I didn't enjoy it.
He's got away with it this time, the pesky boy.
Oh, it's Simon.
Hello.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Simon, you can hear me?
Yes.
All right, perfect.
Let's do this.
Okay, don't stick around together too much.
All right, okay.
You're literally following me.
Oh, too fast.
I heard that before.
There we go.
Remember, bodies can be cleaned.
I just need to remember that the whole time.
That's the key information to not forget.
I want to kill JJ off.
I just have to.
No, I'm telling you right now.
We need to get rid of Vik.
Get rid of Vik?
Okay.
He will suss us.
Okay, perfect.
All right.
So the minute I see Vik, just slaughter him.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
I'll tell you where he is.
If I see him, I'll find him.
Okay.
He's too big brain though.
Yeah.
I think Jamie's a bit big brain too, you know?
He is, but he can be persuaded.
Yeah.
I found Vik.
Where?
He's bottom.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen him.
Yeah.
He's going towards electrical, I think.
No, no.
He's up cafeteria.
Okay.
He's on the top right.
He's top right.
Top right?
Okay, cool.
I'm going there right now.
Is that a weapon side, right?
Yeah.
He's in weapons, I think.
Nav, nav, nav.
Nav.
All right, cool.
He's in top right now.
Kill him.
Nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Wait, wait, wait.
Someone's on cams, though.
Someone's on cams.
It's fine.
It's fine, because they don't have the bodies, though.
Let's go.
Let's go on cams.
Let's have a bit of a peek.
Let's have a bit of a spy.
All right.
Simon Deji going to nav.
And Simon Deji come out.
Very happy for them.
Great.
They want to be who they want to be.
Pretty proud of them.
I'm going to go stand on cams.
Same.
I think Danny's...
What's Danny doing?
Okay.
He's normally...
Danny's on cams.
Let me see who's on cams.
It's Max.
Is it Max?
Yeah, it is.
It's Max.
Don't kill him.
Do not kill him.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
But if we kill Max now, Toby's going to be sus.
Double?
No, no, no.
Don't, no, no.
Yeah, it's too late now.
Too late.
It's quiet around.
It feels like the Impostors are not...
Wait, nothing's happening.
We should check.
How many bodies?
Simon and Deji.
Nice.
Split up, split up.
Split up, all right.
Yeah, this is way too quiet.
This is too quiet.
That's why I called a meeting.
I was like, I don't like this at all.
Two bodies be killed.
Who died just now?
Toby and Vik.
Because Vik didn't get voted out.
They were near cams.
I swear there were none of that.
I have not seen none of them.
I did the swap card of JJ in the room when I swapped my card.
And then I did Medbay.
I did three things in Medbay.
He was in Medbay.
I saw him in Medbay.
Yeah, I saw you in Medbay.
Max, were you not with Toby?
Harry, Toby came in with you.
Came into security whilst I was on cams.
Yeah.
And what happened after that?
Well, no, he was leaving.
And then I came in by myself to be like, who's on cams?
I was fucking Max, shock horror.
I can be cleared because someone saw me do my Medbay scan.
I came off my thing to see you standing on the Medbay thing.
But I don't know.
I was thinking I'm meant to see something happen.
Oh, you don't see.
You don't see a graphic.
Hey, Deji.
Yeah, what are you saying?
I know it's you, but I won't snitch.
What?
I saw Harry.
I saw Harry with Toby.
That's all I can get off.
I might back Danny and say it's Deji.
No, no, I'm not snitching, though.
And that's like an anti-player.
So the only person we've seen together was Harry and Toby.
That's literally all we have got.
Yeah.
Hey, well done, guys.
Well done.
Yeah, I think we've lost.
We smashed it.
I think we've lost.
We literally, like, how can we have lost by now?
JJ, you're often quiet, though, JJ.
You're not even trying.
Yeah, because my voice is gone.
No, but you were loud last round.
I actually had two votes on me.
That's nuts.
Well, yeah, it was Danny and Josh.
They got away with it, Toby.
They got away with it.
They cornered me.
Honestly, that was such a bait place to kill you as well.
They disappeared you, man.
Oh my gosh.
It would have been hysterical if Danny got Deji twice in a row.
Oh, bro.
He still might.
Honestly, they should kill Danny.
Danny is genuinely the person they should kill.
Danny is the biggest threat.
Yeah, the biggest threat to Deji among us.
Next time I'm an imposter, I'm killing Danny.
So if you see Danny die, it's because I killed him.
Okay.
Trust me, I know.
I'm a smart boy.
Why is Danny sussing me?
He's just guessing.
Oh, okay.
Should I slaughter him or no?
No.
Okay.
We need to get rid of like a...
I say Fosh, man.
I'm a bit nervous now.
Don't get nervous.
Starting to get a little bit shaky.
Oh, then again, he's used his meeting button.
Yeah.
Honestly, you might be right with the Jamie big brain.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cafeteria.
Yeah.
We need to not be seen together.
Yeah, true.
Okay.
If I see...
Okay, Harry's top right.
He's top right.
Top right, top right, top right.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Where did them two go?
Deji and Simon.
Where did they go?
Wait, Josh is here, Josh is here.
Okay.
Harry, Simon.
I'm going to stick with Harry.
Deji's there still.
That all seems all good and swell.
As Harry disappears.
I'm coming top right now.
He's very, very, very top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very, very, very top middle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Josh is there, Josh is there, Josh is there.
Simon's there.
Ah, we could have, you know.
All right, I'll do it.
Oh no, my recording.
Oh my God.
Oh shit.
Wait, hang on.
No.
Oh, you guys.
Deji.
Oh, you bastard.
And my recording's glitched out.
Oh, no.
Split up.
Go get Seamus, people.
Okay.
Si dog.
Leave me alone, Si dog.
I thought Simon was going to kill me there.
I knew, I knew you were running for the button.
I was like, I'm going to see what he does.
We lost Harry.
Oh, how?
Did we?
Yeah, boys.
Why don't we just do our tasks and we'd win?
I've got one more task.
That's why I pressed the button.
I had a task in O2.
I thought if I do it now, Simon's going to kill me.
Let me go press the button.
I've almost finished all my tasks.
Okay, I'm going to be real.
I've been dead.
Like every other round I've died.
I can see how many tasks you've done.
And JJ hasn't done a task today.
It's JJ.
I know it's JJ.
I've done all.
I did the mouse thing.
I've done, I've cleaned the vent.
I've been dead a lot today.
Yeah.
You can see how many tasks people have done when you're dead.
It says out of it.
Every single round, JJ has had zero.
I know it's JJ.
Yes, okay, no.
I know it's JJ.
That is true.
You just said you've been doing tasks today.
No, but for this round, I've actually done tasks.
What tasks you done?
Well, I'm, I've almost, I did the mouse one.
I cleaned the vent.
JJ, when I said what tasks you got left,
you said you got the mouse one left.
Just a minute.
JJ, how many you done?
I've done like.
No, tell me specific.
Six out of eight.
What colour is it?
It's yellow.
Why did you say I've done like six out of it?
It literally.
He had to think about it.
I've done six out of eight.
Guys, it's not me.
What's going on?
Why is it me?
No, I kind of believe it.
Because it's you.
Because the game's an imposter on your screen.
Am I going to get voted out?
Okay.
All right, it's JJ.
All right, JJ.
It's not me, bro.
It is.
No, how do we actually find people here, by the way?
How do we actually find out who it is?
You've got to catch them red-handed, like get lucky.
Do not kill JJ.
Okay.
It's JJ.
All right, listen.
How much you don't want to bet?
Let's put a bet on.
If it's not JJ, the most recent comment in the chat that says,
Jamie, pay me.
I'll contact you and PayPal you 50 pounds.
It really isn't me.
I wish it was though.
But I'm just trying to do my tasks.
Look at that.
Boom.
Finished the task.
Do we sabotage a bit too?
We probably should.
We haven't sabotaged once.
Yeah.
I'll leave that to you.
I don't know what I'm doing when I do that.
I always just do cons.
I'm just running around.
Okay.
We should get rid of like a Max.
He's on the right.
Yeah, I'm going to get him.
I'm going to call Max.
All right, I'm going to call lights.
Hey, I called him.
I called him.
Fucking off.
It's split up.
I'm going up.
Oh, and Simon.
Oh, he's a cleaner.
I've got 10 seconds on my next kill.
Wait, Josh is just staying by the button.
Yeah, he's waiting for lights.
Shit, fix lights.
Someone fix lights.
Please fix lights.
Yes.
I'm going to kill you.
Fuck off.
Where?
Cafeteria, cafeteria.
Shit, Jamie's coming up.
I've cleaned it.
All right, good.
Jamie was right behind me.
I only got 15 seconds left, by the way.
I got five seconds.
No, no, no, don't do it, don't do it.
Wait.
Okay.
Are we up?
Okay, you can probably kill him now and run away.
That's too easy, man.
It's too easy.
I didn't snitch, man.
I didn't snitch.
No, I can't lie.
That was all Simon, bro.
Of course, that's what I said.
If Simon is guiding you through it, you're going to win.
I'm sorry, man.
Danny, did you actually see Deji kill?
No.
You're so jarring, bro.
I didn't see him kill.
When did I say I saw him kill?
You said, I know it's you, but I'm not going to snitch.
Yeah, that's not me.
You just guessed.
Yeah, no, I just have.
How do you always fucking guess?
That's my point.
I know it's Deji, man.
I'm saying he looked at the call.
I reckon he's.
Well, no, because then, Simon, I would have fucking got your ass, mate.
He's so annoying.
Okay, no one move.
Who's going to move?
Place your bets now.
Don't move.
No one move.
Harry, don't fucking move.
JJ and Harry moved.
And Deji.
And Fosh.
What's wrong with these lot?
How do they not follow the simplest instruction?
God damn it.
I'm crewmate again.
I'm so bored of being the crewmate.
Fuck.
All right.
You know what?
My mission, complete all tasks.
Hello.
Can you see that Comedy Shorts game is still in here?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, just, um.
We're going to have to kill you, mate.
We're going to have to kill you, my man.
Yeah, kill me, kill me, kill me.
I'll, um, I'll go communications and just kill me, okay?
Where's communications?
Got him.
Fosh, where is he?
Bottom left.
Clean.
Sweet.
Toby's coming that way now.
I might just be chasing him.
Fosh is chasing me.
Okay, I can only help if I stay alive.
Right.
Vicstar's in the same place.
Oh, I killed him.
Okay, I'm coming back.
Harry's one in there.
Osh.
Found a body.
Yeah.
What did you find?
Oh, I found the body.
Okay.
Which means, which means.
Toby, don't say that about yourself, man.
I think it might be Toby, you know.
Toby, I think Toby came out of a vent in navigation.
Harry, low key, when I saw him in nav, I was like, where did he come from?
Yeah, he just kind of appeared at the side.
Toby looked like he came out of a vent there.
Toby coming out of nowhere there, which was peculiar.
Where is Vicstar?
Where did he die?
Well, I did kind of just want to see if they said anything.
Max.
I've found the body.
I came from top past Tams.
Yeah.
You've come from the bottom.
No, I've come from, I've come from the bit on the left.
What is it?
Nuclear.
No, I ran past you.
I ran past you in storage.
Yeah, that was past reactor.
No, storage is in the middle.
Storage is at the bottom in the middle.
I ran past you past the admin area, or like just coming out of cafeteria, that area.
You went down, I went up.
So you've gone around the left and up.
I've gone around the top and down.
And Vic is at the bottom left.
Yeah, but I was in reactor.
You ran to reactor from storage because you ran past me and I thought you were chasing me.
So I ran the whole way around storage to just do a loop to get away.
I just saw, yeah, I just saw Osh up at engine, which would say he's come from reactor,
just come from reactor.
What, just now?
Just now.
Well, he may have gone into reactor for a second.
Yeah, so then he was at storage before.
Yeah, he came through storage.
Simon's story's valid.
Fosh was also running into the wall, which means you're looking at him now,
trying to do some kind of sabotage.
All right, back, getting rid of him.
I'm just shitting the game.
I also saw JJ and Fosh together earlier.
I think I thought maybe they're a team.
I'm still sus on Tobi.
I'm going to vote him for the sake of it.
Okay.
I'm telling you, he's going to cut to him coming up.
No, Harry, do you know what it is?
I thought Danny had gone in to kill you.
So I doubled back to check that you were alive.
And then I think Danny did the same thing for me as well.
It's not me.
Oh, wow.
I didn't know we were sending for it.
Okay, respect.
Let's go, boys.
I love it.
It's not me.
How did you defray the microphone?
Deji screwed us, man.
Shit.
I know, Deji screwed us.
Deji fucked up our start.
You actually was Fosh?
I turned it out.
I hope it was him.
I said it.
I thought I had a guess at Josh and Deji from the very beginning,
but now I don't think so.
Almost done.
Almost done with all my tasks.
I'm so close.
Why is Simon just...
Oh my God, it's Simon.
Fuck.
Oh, I'm dead.
Fuck.
There we go.
Is that a body?
Okay.
So you're upset your teammate got voted out.
So you're calling me out.
Okay, cool.
Hello.
Simon.
Why were you just standing still?
What do you mean?
I did wires next to you.
That's not wires.
You went next to me like that.
No, you did wires at the top of storage.
I did wires at the top of admin.
Like we're next to each other.
No, you were in the corridor just doing nothing.
Or dancing on cameras, maybe.
No, he wasn't even dancing.
He was literally standing still.
I did wires.
Then I ran down past Harry.
Well, Harry ran right.
I ran left towards lights.
Did I?
You ran right.
Down storage.
What is going on?
I don't know if I did.
You know, I don't know.
Harry, where were you at the end?
And I promise you my whole lot.
I actually don't even know.
I think I'm Harry.
I saw you was at the bottom of the map doing that thing when you let them.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you dump the rubbish.
Yeah, right.
Storage.
Yeah, no, I was there.
He is right.
Yeah.
JJ is just wasting our time.
Gary the snails in electrical.
Gary the snails are fucking.
He's a rat.
I'm telling you.
It's him.
He's right.
Wait, wait, Simon.
How many times have you gone?
I've done two.
Why is only two?
I've only done three to be fair.
Because people keep fucking calling meetings for no reason.
Can we finish task, please?
You called the meeting.
You interrupted our task.
I'm reminding you.
I'm reminding you to.
You're reminding people after doing tasks for the first time ever.
You're reminding people.
Yeah.
Well, because I'm the taskmaster.
You know what?
The JJ shout from the get go could be good.
And I think that that's it.
That sounds psychologically.
That's how they would do.
Right.
He's a bit salty that Fosh has gone.
So he calls a meeting.
That seems like what a normal JJ psyche would do.
I still would guess it's Josh.
I mean, JJ has gone from wire to wire.
So it makes sense.
How is he doing wires?
He was literally.
Wait.
How can he do wires from here?
He was literally here.
Nah, man.
Ah, it's so annoying because Simon just is able to convince everyone.
Everyone just believes Simon over me.
It's literally a losing battle.
I do.
I'll send him up here.
What's he running from?
They're not saucy at all.
Not at all.
I want to get rid of Simon.
I want to know if my clean resets after my cure resets.
I need to get Simon.
Might fuck around and just sit on cameras because my parents are disappointed with me.
Getting a lot of useful information right here.
I didn't see Jamie go into admin.
Also, not a clue how JJ's got there.
This is a really strange game.
I feel like I do that too fast.
Really slow.
Oh, someone's just jumped on cameras.
Did they just die suddenly?
Oh no, they locked me out.
No!
Oh my gosh.
That makes sense.
JJ has done his.
He's gone from wire to wire to wire.
So I do back it.
I do believe him.
Oh, stop calling fucking meetings, man.
What you saying?
Is it worthwhile?
It better be.
I think Fosh was the killer.
But listen, listen, listen.
I saw the cams.
I saw the cams cut off suddenly and I was like, oh, let me run over and check if there's a body.
And then someone locked me out.
I was on cameras, Toby.
You're getting voted out.
Okay, I panicked because I thought someone was hiding a body.
But it's not me.
We think we've lost one of the killers.
Guaranteed here.
I think we got Fosh.
Not really good.
Was it great suss on him or we just kind of sent it?
It was kind of average suss.
I think it was him.
I back it being JJ, man.
No, I don't think it's JJ.
I don't think it's JJ.
I always get voted anyway.
It doesn't matter.
Vote me out.
Fucking hell.
Oh, he's done it, Toby.
JJ's gone from wire to wire to wire.
So I believe him.
He did move, actually, at the start.
And I fixed lights, Harry.
Why would it be me?
And I've done all wires and stuff.
I'm not sussing you anymore, Toby.
I'm not, you know.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I think it's Josh.
I think it's me.
Yeah, I think it's you.
It could be Josh.
Rare Miniminterail?
Impossible.
Who's still got a button press?
I think a lot of Isles in this game.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Listen, that's my Among Us done for the day.
I'm sorted, mate.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
I don't know who it is.
I honestly hate Danny Aronson Among Us.
Gotta be one of the most annoying characters.
Like, he's on your side and then he's not.
Toby, get him gone.
Get him gone.
Okay, cool.
Oh, well, I regret my action.
No, two other people were also at fault there.
I do, I want to say on record, I do regret my actions.
But, fuck him.
He shouldn't have called that meeting, whatever.
Okay, I'm so close.
I'm so close to doing all my tasks.
There's electrical communications and it's done.
That was good, though.
Got rid of Toby.
Nice.
Salmon's gone top left.
No, he's not.
Salmon's there.
Harry's top of cafeteria.
Where are you?
Yes.
I'm in electrical.
Do it.
One more.
Yes.
Let's go.
It's the way Simon thinks it's me.
He used to do this game to think it's me.
Odd that they haven't gone to...
Okay, there's Josh.
He's running at an awkward angle.
Doing communications.
Oh, clean.
I can't clean.
Do you want me to sabotage?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, sabotage.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, he fucked up.
Yeah, buddy.
It's done.
I don't know if his teammates stitched him up or if he fucked it.
Jamie.
He's silent.
Basically, I've gone into comms.
Yeah.
He's just...
There's a body in comms and he's just run out the door.
So I think he either killed and accidentally called comms
or his teammates fucked him over.
Yeah.
Danny, what are you saying yet?
Where were you?
Chris, I'm right next to him.
Danny's about a yard behind me.
You stupid man.
It's done.
Jamie.
It's done.
Well, JJ, I apologise from the death, man.
It's not you at all.
Hey, yo, fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Have you lot all voted me?
It's done.
I don't know.
Harry, have you voted me?
It's done.
I haven't voted you yet, no.
You've got to vote.
I haven't voted, as you can see.
It's too late.
We've already got three.
We've already got three votes.
Harry, have you voted me?
No, I actually haven't voted you, Jamie.
I haven't voted you.
Who did you vote?
I went Josh, but I always go Josh.
All right, I vote myself then.
I vote Jamie, sorry.
Good play.
Jamie, what happened?
Jamie, you had no chance.
Literally in the last round, everyone but you got away.
I know, I know, I know.
I thought I could kill and then clean,
but the team reset.
It's going to let us kill.
No.
DJs.
