Yo, Harry, chill.
He's going to burp. He's going to be burping there.
Harry, chill out. Why are you drinking?
This is the worst day of my life.
This is actually, like, honestly,
I don't want to be here.
I would pay all I have in my account
to not be here right now, but I'm here.
Argh!
OK, OK. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's going to be so great.
Hello there and welcome to 20 women
versus one Sideman.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, this man right here,
his name is Harry, also known as
Rotorshaw.
Harry is currently single and petrified of women.
So, we thought we would help him out
by throwing 20 women at him.
Now, all he needs to do is make
the difficult decision of picking
10 out of the 20 women
that he would like to date.
Yes, he's only meant
to pick 10 women.
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Anyway, it's time to see
the madness.
Hello.
How are you?
I'm good. Yes. Do I just say yes?
Yes.
Nice one.
Yes.
Amazing.
No worries, mate.
He said no worries, mate.
Hello. You all right?
Pick a number between 1 and 5.
I was thinking 2.
I'm so sorry.
He's a genius.
All this way to pick the wrong number.
Hello. You all right?
If I could land this backflip,
I'm going to say yes, but I might not.
I might **** it.
I'm going to try, but it might go horribly wrong.
It actually probably will on this floor.
I might die.
That's an L.
It is good enough,
but it's not a clean landing, so you've got to go.
I'm sorry. Thank you anyway.
Oh my God.
Tell him please don't do that again.
Hello. How are you?
Very good. I'm going to say yes.
In a good way.
Oh no.
There's someone else here already.
Hello. How are you?
I'm having a terrible time right now.
Don't stress.
I'm very much stressing.
Yes.
Wait.
It's a thorn.
I don't think we can.
Who cares?
Hello.
Not good.
I'm not good.
You are so far out of my league,
but I'm going to say no
because I have to cut half people off.
Thank you.
Hey, my name's Ethan.
Hello.
A game of rock, paper, scissors.
Oh, okay.
Three, two, one, go.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
You win. Okay, I'll say yes.
It would be yes anyway.
It's not only because you won.
As a friend.
How are you?
I'm good, thank you. How are you?
Not great. Not great at all.
I'm going to say yes.
Oh.
How many have I done?
Where am I at in the standing fleet?
Boys, just keep it moving.
Oh, this is terrible.
Hello. How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
I'm fantastic. I'm so good.
Can you do a handstand?
I can.
What now?
Hold up.
Yeah, it's a yes.
Yeah, it is a yes.
You know he's trying to choose things.
Harry's doing his talent show.
He's trying to find things that they can't do
and they're all just surprising you.
Can you do a handstand? I can.
You can? Let's see it.
You want to see it?
It's a no, I'm sorry. It's a no.
You had your chance.
Oh.
Oh my God.
No, no.
Oh my God.
How are you?
That's the worst how are you ever.
How are you? I'm very well, thank you.
You get a yes from me.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
Hello.
Oh.
It's a straight yes
but I'm just in the bin right now.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Yes.
They were so confused.
She's not going to stay.
How many are they? They keep coming.
They don't stop.
Nine more. I told you.
Oh my God.
Hey, how are you? I'm doing great.
I'm doing great.
You look amazing
but I'm going to say no because I think I'm so far over
the number right now. I'm so sorry.
He's fucked it.
Don't worry about the number.
What do you mean don't worry about the number, bro?
There's so many. I've got to half it.
He hasn't.
They're all lovely. Keep them all.
How are you?
I've never been better in my life.
I'm going to say yes.
Thank you.
I've walked in and he's acting
like the Elsa.
I'm going to say
yes as well
but I don't know how many.
Hello.
I'm going to say yes.
If that's alright.
Oh, I love him.
He likes filling in that little gap.
Hello. How are you?
I'm good as well.
I would love to say yes but you look
very similar to my ex.
So I'm sorry
but no.
He's still hurting.
Our boy Harry.
My heart hurts for him.
Can you backflip?
I wish. I'd love to but no I can't.
Can you do any kind of
gymnastic move?
I am a dancer.
So I can show you maybe.
Let's see a move.
That's definitely a yes.
Alright. Thank you.
All good.
I said yes to about
15. I swear to God.
Now it's the females turn to decide
whether they would want to date him.
Let's see how many of the
women stay.
Hello everyone. I said yes to
way too many people. So if you don't like me
please leave.
Thank you mate. I appreciate it.
I'll take that.
Thank you very much.
I'll see you shortly I guess.
He's very
cute. Just not for
me. I think I'd be a little bit overpowering.
He seems really nice and really sweet
but he's just not exactly my type.
But he seems like a really great person.
He seems nice but he's not my type.
I'm sure he's really really lovely
but he seemed kind of nervous
and like really really shy and then that made me feel
kind of really nervous and really shy.
He seems really nice and
he's very cute but he seemed
indecisive about his decision
so yeah.
Don't think it's going to work out.
Hello. How are you? Good. How are you?
I'm having a terrible time. I won't lie to you.
You looked very stressed before. I was very stressed.
You need to de-stress.
How do you do that?
Do you want any advice? Any advice?
Alright Harry for this one
we just want you to be yourself.
Have fun.
I get really stressed as well so I don't know why.
Do you do yoga ever?
No I actually don't do yoga. I hate yoga.
Yoga's not a vibe.
I tried but it's too
zen for me.
Too zen? Is that not a good thing?
No I didn't want to zone out that much.
Have you done yoga? I've tried it before.
Do you enjoy it? No.
You don't look like a yoga type.
No it's because you're, you know. I'm what?
Talkative.
I'm talkative? I ain't talkative.
The one thing I'm not is talkative.
Oh I'll take that then.
So what do you do for a living?
I have many jobs but my main job is
I do princess parties.
So I dress up as the princess.
Mainly Princess Jasmine.
Or Moana.
The Hawaiian princess.
I've been to Hawaii.
You need to watch Moana.
Yeah and I go to the parties.
For the kids.
Do you do tricks for them?
No I sing to them.
The main song from the film.
Can I get a rendition? No.
What?
You're live on here.
That's so pressurising.
And I'm a singer as well.
But won't sing.
Do you want to hear me sing?
Do you know the Romanian song?
Romanian?
You've got a good voice.
You're actually very on the note there.
I try my best.
It's from a plane.
I love that.
That's all I've got.
It's fine.
De-stress.
You're too stressed.
Calm yourself.
How do I stop it?
What's your favourite thing to do?
What's your ideal day for Harry?
A day for Harry?
I'll wake up at midday.
It's not going to be good.
I'll do a workout on the roof.
What kind of workout? Hip?
Sort of. It's like a circuit.
Do you know the frames you do pull-ups on?
Do you? They're hard.
I used to do pole dancing.
And they said that pull-ups were the thing you had to do.
So I've tried that.
I'm not very good at it.
The rest of the day, at the moment,
I go to the beach.
Do you live near the beach?
I do, originally. I'm from Guernsey.
I used to go to Jersey all the time.
Is Jersey not good?
Jersey's good, but you're...
You don't like each other?
We're not a big rivalry going on.
We go to the beach.
I go swimming. I've tried to surf.
I've never surfed.
I tried in Hawaii.
Have you actually been to Hawaii?
I thought you were just saying that.
The first time I went, I got bitten by a weaver fish.
Come on, Harry.
I swear to God.
You're not supposed to say the C word, Harry.
You step on it.
It might get blurred. Please bleep that.
I stepped on it mid-surfing.
It's like a jellyfish.
No, it's like a little red thing with spikes on it.
And it spiked your foot.
And my foot got done in.
I'd swim to the shore.
The locals were like,
yeah, you're in the bin right now.
So they gave me a bowl of...
It wasn't piss.
It was vinegar.
He has moments of promise.
Anything, lads.
Anything.
They've got nothing to say to you.
You're doing it yourself.
I know.
He's actually stressed.
I appreciate it.
What do you want to do in the future?
What's your end goal?
It's like shaking hands.
Yo, is this an interview?
Pleasure.
I'd love to be like Ariana Grande.
And do you know what?
I will be, because we'll manifest it.
And you can come to my concert
and be like, I know her.
I met her on some set of some dodgy shoot
that I hated my time at.
You can be like holding a banner
and wear a T-shirt.
I'm not going to get any kind of singing at all.
I sang for you.
No, I'm just not in the mood.
I haven't warmed up my voice.
You just came out and did it really well.
I have to listen to that song now.
You've not heard it before?
I feel like I've heard it on TikTok.
I would have heard it on TikTok.
Anyway, lovely to meet you.
See you soon.
Thank you for dating.
That's ******* terrible.
It's so bad.
You gave me nothing.
I thought it went really well.
I think he's really lovely.
And he kept saying he was awkward.
He wasn't awkward at all.
He was so nice, but he needs to watch Moana.
That's my tip for him.
Lovely.
Harry,
we want you to,
after every sentence you make,
have to groan.
You have to be like, hey, my name's Harry.
But also,
every...
Does he have to have a voice crack too?
Every 15 seconds,
you have to just randomly
scratch your balls.
You have to scratch your arse.
Yeah, scratch your arse.
Like this.
Adjust my wedgie or something.
Not every three seconds, because that's ridiculous.
Not every 15 seconds.
I'll do it regularly.
When we say go, sniff them.
Hello, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?
Nice to meet you, Ali.
Yeah, you too.
What's that?
I don't know, to be honest with you, mate.
It's just happened.
I'm mate.
Going well.
The issue is,
I don't want to bring this up straight away.
I've got this thing where I talk to people,
especially people I like,
I'll make a thing at the end of the sentence,
but I'm trying my best to avoid doing it.
I'm sorry about the awkwardness of the build-up before.
That's fine.
What do you do?
I'm a delicatessen.
Scratch your anus.
I work in a farm shop,
and I work behind a cheese bar,
and I sell stuff like that.
Okay, nice.
You know, from Waitrose,
you can buy a cheese twist.
Oh, yeah.
They're top tier.
Waitrose is good, really good.
That's about what it is.
Wow.
So, what's the place you work at?
I can't answer that.
What's your favourite type of cheese?
I like a gorgonzola.
Is that from Watson Gromit?
I don't know.
What's the one?
It's Wednesday down.
It's like cheese grommet.
Go.
I'm sweating so bad.
Yeah, me too.
Tell me a bit about you.
About me?
I've currently been put in a situation.
I don't know how or why.
I'm looking for a new wife.
Oh, wow.
I've been married before in the past.
What happened?
I don't know why he did that as well.
Scratch your arse again.
I don't know why it's happened,
but for some reason,
my arse is just so itchy today.
You've got an itchy arse?
I have got an itchy arse.
Wow, that's great on the first day.
Smell it again.
Maybe you should see a doctor.
I should, you know.
I don't like it.
I actually should.
Did you just sniff your hand?
Something's gone horribly wrong down there.
Remind me to not give you a handshake.
No, thank you.
The issue is,
I had chilli con carne last night.
And you know when you put a bit too much chilli powder
and you think you can hack it?
I could not hack it.
You don't like spice?
I do like spice.
It just makes your arse itch.
It does make my arse itch,
but it makes my arse itch really bad.
I think you need to stay away from the chilli con carne.
Sniff it again.
Don't come near me with that itchy arse, please.
Itchy arse, itchy arse.
My itchy arse is so bad.
I don't know what's happened to it.
I've got some animal living down there.
I should really shave down there.
Do you shave your arse?
No, I don't need to.
You don't need to?
I don't think girls really have hairy arse.
My arse is very hairy.
I tried to shave it once.
I swear to God.
I tried to shave it from back to front
and I cut all of this.
It was terrible.
I need a glass of water.
I apologise.
I can't ******* hear you.
All I hear is arse, arse, arse.
I want to die.
I want the ground to open up and swallow me.
Wait, wait, wait.
Get some toilet roll hanging out of you.
Oh my God.
Hang it out the back.
Like a long piece hanging out the back.
Oh my God.
Hello again.
Do you want apple juice?
Of course.
Help yourself.
My friend's a big fan of apple juice.
That's me.
This is not very attractive.
I'm not either.
It's not the most attractive thing.
Thanks for the apple juice.
No worries.
What's your favourite drink on a night out?
Alcoholic?
I'm a wine girl.
I like wine.
Red or white?
Uncultured.
What do you mean uncultured?
I used to like white wine.
I realise that red wine is a level up.
It always puts me in a weird mood.
I don't want to be sleepy on a night out.
I don't know what's happened to me.
If you pull that out and it's brown,
I'm going to leave.
If it is, I swear to God, I'm done for.
No, no, no, please.
Now we're safe, I think.
Oh my God, no.
We're good.
Oh dear.
Oh no.
I think we've got to end this.
You need a ----.
Say you need a ---- and leave.
Hi.
She joined to meet you.
She just fist bumped him.
He just fist bumped and left.
Got free apple juice.
Not much, just really love apple juice.
I'm glad he came back
and gave me apple juice.
I was really thirsty.
He's a nice guy, funny.
That was pain.
I could deal with that.
Can we give him a more normal one?
So this one was the one that danced earlier.
Yes.
So this one, you've got to be really competitive
and just out dance her.
When she dances, you've got to downplay it,
dig up yourself.
And then, when it's time,
you've got to ask her to show your best move
and then you whip out your signature move.
Okay, cool.
How are you?
What's your name?
My name is Harry.
Did I say it wrong?
What is it?
It's like Diana, but it's with Diana.
Like in Spanish.
I can't say it.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, you have great dance moves.
Thank you.
Can you do a backflip?
No, you asked me that as well.
I can attempt a backflip.
Just be careful.
Oh no, the issue is I might end myself.
No, don't do it.
On the solid floor as well.
If you give me a sick dance move,
a good dance move from you,
and I'll return with a backflip.
But you have to do the dance move I did.
Okay, let's try it.
Are we doing first the dance move?
Yes.
You're going to kick.
Hook.
No, inside.
You kick, hook.
I'm so white.
Kick, hook.
Then step, step.
With what foot?
We're using the same one.
I'm kicking, I'm stepping.
You've lost me.
I'm so far.
What I want you to do is this.
Okay, alright.
Kick, kick, step, step.
Almost.
Yeah?
We'll take it.
Now I'll try the backflip.
Oh no.
Are you sure?
No, I'm not sure.
I'm really not sure.
Tell him what to do.
Do it, bro.
It's up, not back.
He's done it many times before.
I know, but he's just had two beers.
He does it drunk as well.
I've seen him do it.
Did you get that?
That was good.
Alright, sweet.
I want to see some mad dance move now.
Another step?
Yeah, something crazy.
No foot thing.
Easy?
Not easy.
I want to see the maddest thing you can do.
You can do normal dancing.
No, I can't do normal dancing.
Yes, it's just stepping back.
It's a dance battle.
With both legs.
Can I help you?
Yeah, COVID safety.
Let me lead you.
Go back, middle, back.
I'm pushing this one.
Back.
Now we just add a little kick.
Let me just spin.
What's your maddest move?
What's your signature move?
Have you got a mad one?
I love the one I was teaching you.
There's got to be something more like
a full body.
Full body?
I don't know.
You want me to jump as well?
Yeah, go on. Let's see it.
Do you want to see mine?
It's a signature move.
It's called the drowning child in a wheelchair.
Are you ready?
That's what it's called.
It's a signature move.
That's a full body dance though.
I can do it.
Can you do that one?
I can do that one.
Coordination.
Faster.
Faster?
Faster.
It's so nice to meet you.
I'm sorry.
What the **** did I just do?
I want to kill myself.
I want to end everything I've created in my life so far.
The backflip was good.
I don't know what to say
because I didn't feel like
a very formal date.
I think his backflip was okay.
Well, it was good.
It was good he could land it
so I could give him an eight.
Is that the only good thing about his date?
Yeah.
He's not a very good salsero.
Alright, so Harry, this time
you can take your drink with you.
Liquid Courage.
You're going to talk about how you're having a rough day
and the drink is helping you through.
You've got the flask as well?
I've got it up there, yes.
And all of the conversation,
let's make it about drink.
Ask her her favourite drinks, what bar she likes going to,
if she could make a drink, what would she make.
And if she tries to talk about anything else,
just bring it back.
Hello, how are you?
I'm pissed.
I'm pissed, I'm pissed, I'm pissed.
Very pissed.
That's all I've got.
Do you drink?
Yes.
I drink a lot, unfortunately.
I find life quite difficult.
So when I'm in a bad situation,
I just drink.
Which I feel like,
you know what it does?
It's not the right thing to do.
Say I'm having a bad time and I drink,
I drink to cop out.
I should deal with the situation up front,
but instead I just ******* drink.
This is therapy.
Is he just getting things up his chest?
That's not ideal, really.
It's really not, but it tastes nice.
Anyway, what's your favourite drink?
My favourite drink?
I'm partial to a wine.
Red or white?
White, unless I'm eating.
I'm having a steak.
Steak's a red wine?
A red wine.
What do you do?
I've just graduated from theatre school,
but I work for the NHS.
As an NHS worker,
how bad is it if I drink
eight units a day?
Regularly?
Every day?
It's probably not doing your liver any favour.
Can I get a new liver?
Can I buy one?
No.
So what do I do?
I wouldn't recommend buying one.
What do I do when I'm 30 and I'm just drunk?
Is there no escape?
Maybe stop?
I can't stop.
I don't know.
It could be a lost cause.
Don't say that.
I'll drink more if you say that.
What's the most drunk you've ever got?
You ever had a really terrible drinking situation?
Too many, which is not ideal.
Do you want to hear mine?
I was doing a shoot
with some of the other guys that are here
and basically
there was this 40-year-old woman there
who really liked wine
and we were all drinking loads of wine.
It got to midnight as I'm about to go home
and I don't remember anything else.
I wake up the next day
and my mate's saying,
you found yourself passed out naked on your floor
pissing on yourself?
This is true.
We all make mistakes.
The issue is
I don't learn from them, I just keep drinking every time.
Flask.
Would you like some vodka?
I mean,
what's the time?
One, two, three, four?
Oh, yeah.
It's got diet coke in it as well.
I haven't drunk from that already, it's COVID safe.
COVID safe?
What's going on?
He's gone on the vodka in the afternoon.
Oh.
The vodka's drinking.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
He said it himself.
Wait, what is
going on?
What's going on?
I'll be taking that back.
Thank you, very nice to meet you.
I'll see you shortly.
Bye.
What just happened?
He was getting going.
It was very interesting.
I mean, I'm sure
he's a lovely guy.
But I don't think
there'll be any more dates.
Each to their own, but
I personally wouldn't come to a date
drinking and smoking
as much as he does.
Well, that's just me.
Well, well done, Bog.
You made it through.
What did she say? I don't know where we go from here.
She said you were smoking and drinking too much.
Yeah, I don't think she'd want to be with someone that drinks as much.
This one, she's not allowed to look at you.
Okay? Yeah.
Whenever she tries to look at you, just be like,
can you look at the floor somewhere else?
Tell her at the start.
Or set it up.
Set it up.
I'm quite awkward, quite nervous.
Do you mind if you can just look over there?
Okay, just set it up.
That's one thing I would say.
Try and set yourself up to hit it.
And then every now and then,
just be like, let's play rock, paper, scissors.
Then she looks at you and you say, don't ******* look at me.
And then if you play it.
Cheat.
So your whole thing is trying
to get her to look at you, but then turn to not look at you.
Exactly, yeah, perfect.
You're just trying to confuse her.
Hello. Hi. Lovely to meet you.
I'm good, thank you. What's your name?
Ella. Nice to meet you, Ella.
I'll be honest with you, Ella.
I've got a bit of a problem.
When people look at me directly in the face,
it freaks me out.
Yeah, I know, it's really bad.
So if you could just stare into the abyss,
that would be ideal.
You're *******, you shook me up.
Don't, don't, don't.
It's going to freak me out.
So what do you do for a living?
You close your eyes.
On what? Aspects.
I've done a lot. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I need sunglasses.
So I've done a lot.
So it depends how far you want to go back.
Let's go back.
How old are you? 21.
Can't be that far back then.
Well, I can go back to GCSE.
Like after GCSE.
So from GCSE I went to ballet school
for three years.
So then from there I graduated
and then went to
be an estate agent for two years.
And then now I'm at uni
and I do digital film technology.
Oh, nice.
And I'm going to dance performance next year.
What a weird combo. Do you want to dance or make films?
I don't know. Both.
Either. I swear to God.
I rate that.
I wanted to do film at uni.
But then I dropped out because
I didn't have the qualifications, unfortunately.
Why?
It just wasn't for me.
I dropped out of sixth form.
Which is close enough.
I was trying to do
media studies.
I did economics.
I did maths.
Maths?
I know. It's boring, right?
I used to enjoy it and now I've completely forgotten everything about it.
Oh, yeah.
Rock, paper, scissors?
But you can't look.
I've told you. I don't like please.
Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
What was that?
Rock, I think.
Best of three.
Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
It's two out of three. It's done for.
I lost that one.
I won't lie to you. I have an earpiece in
and they're telling me ---- to say.
But I think you're really nice.
What's your next move?
What are you trying to do in the future?
He's in flow state.
He's in flow state. Let him go.
Once COVID's done, what's your first move?
Once COVID's done, I'm going.
To where? Anywhere.
I want to go to Iceland.
Iceland?
What do you mean? You don't like Iceland?
I don't even know where Iceland is.
It's like north of Scotland
quite a bit. It's like a three-hour flight
from the UK.
Iceland's top tier.
You've got fjords. You've got the Blue Lagoon.
If you go in summer, it's nice and sunny.
You've got a couple of beaches.
I'm going to pretend like I know what you're on about.
So where do you want to go?
I was going to a festival in Portugal
last year.
Let's sit back.
You should have pulled the alcohol out now.
It's not going to happen. I'll be honest with you, it won't happen.
I've got bookings for Tomorrowland, which is in Belgium.
I've got my hopes up.
I haven't taken for two years for this place.
I thought this year will go.
It got cancelled again.
Since then, done out.
Not the one. It's not the one.
It's time to go!
Lovely to meet you.
A little bit, yes.
He won 80s.
He was doing well.
I don't know what's going on.
He's so sweet.
I'm very awkward with eye contact.
It was quite funny to just
play around with it and mess around with it.
He's really sweet.
I'd definitely go on another date with Harry.
I've brought you something very special.
I'd like you to play
I want you to have a Barbie fetish.
I've brought you a Ken outfit.
You can just whack a Ken outfit on and say that you really love
playing with Barbies and you like
the idea of roleplaying a doll.
It's really great.
It's got shorts.
What have I lost to dessert?
This is going to be a forfeit in the video.
For what reason am I doing this?
If you can just whack that shirt on and be sure.
At this point,
I'll do it.
Hello, my name is Harry.
However,
I have a fetish for being Ken.
From Barbie and Ken.
Are you into Barbie and Ken?
I used to be.
That's good enough. Could you be my Barbie please?
Sure.
Thank you. Nice one.
I want to die.
Where are you from?
I'm from Bournemouth.
Have you ever been?
No, I can't say I have.
Down south.
On the beach, right down.
Do you know Bournemouth FC?
Do you know Joshua King, the striker?
He bagged a hat for the week.
Call her Barbie.
Who do you support?
I support Chelsea.
This is my Ken impression.
That's it.
That's nice.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
What do I do as Barbie?
I don't know what you do.
At this point, I'm lost.
I'm done.
I'm sweating profusely.
Have you had a fun day?
No.
You've asked.
I've had the worst day of my ******* life.
I don't enjoy...
I enjoy people.
I don't like meeting new people.
I've been thrown into a situation
where I have to meet 20 new people.
I have to reject 10 of them,
which I don't want to do,
because they're all lovely people.
Everyone's so nice to me.
I'm a lovely person.
I've got to say no.
Then I have to talk to them,
which isn't bad.
To me, I don't enjoy...
I'm having a great time with you,
but most people I don't enjoy talking to.
It's stressful, it's long,
but I'm here.
What's your favourite colour?
I'm red.
Mine's blue.
Do you know Didier Drogba?
No.
A 90-minute header
against Bayern Munich to win the Champions League.
I know Mason Mount.
He's a Don.
Do you know Cali Abraham?
No.
My team aren't in that league yet.
Well, they were.
Can I talk to you from the floor?
You can.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I've been through a lot today.
It's so long.
The lights are so hot.
I'm sweating profusely.
All right.
What is
your favourite holiday you've ever been on?
This is actually quite cute.
Florida, for sure.
I went to Florida once.
I won't lie to you, I went to Florida once
with the intention of seeing my friend win a boxing fight.
That happened in the first round.
It was so bad.
I think I've heard about this actually.
How was your time in Florida?
It was great, thanks.
I love Disney.
I was having the time of my life.
You went to Orlando, I went to Miami,
which is not as good.
My best holiday ever would be...
I don't know actually.
Have you been to New York before?
I haven't.
New York's top tier.
Looks good.
This is quite nice.
Shall we get up now?
Let's get up.
I'm also going to leave.
However, I've had a lovely time with you.
Oh good, me too.
That's all right.
I've had a great time.
And you.
Bye.
I'm upset now.
I know.
I feel more sad than happy.
It was fun.
I've never been on a date like that before.
He seemed really sweet though.
It was a bit weird.
But I like weird.
I had a good time.
I'd go on another date.
It was fun.
You've got anger issues.
You're an MMA fighter.
You don't take ---- from no one.
You're going to show her your moves.
But not on her.
On the chair you're sitting on.
You're going to get up,
ground the chair, grapple it.
It's your chair.
That's your opponent.
That's Jake Paul.
If this chair gets broken, are we good?
We're good.
This chair is getting fucked up.
Make us some good content.
If this chair dies, you lose.
How are you?
I'm great, thank you.
How are you?
I'm not going to lie, it's been a long day.
Is he a bit flustered?
I'm the most flustered person you'll ever meet.
It was a terrible first scenario.
This is better now though.
It's not as bad.
What do you do?
Pre-COVID, I am a professional dancer.
I work on board cruise ships.
Nice.
Travel the world.
Terrible scenario for you then.
The whole industry is mudded.
Screwed me over a little bit there.
Not sure it's going to happen any time soon.
Have you got a plan for after COVID?
As soon as I can,
I'll be back on board.
I'm still speaking with my company.
When that can happen, I'll go away again.
Now during COVID,
I do whatever I can.
This?
I do whatever I can.
I've been a COVID tester.
Testing centre for a bit.
Are you not infectious?
No, I'm not infectious.
We have tests for every ship.
It's fine.
You're edging away from it.
Slightly.
I thought you'd see a lot of people with COVID.
No, I'm fine.
I'm good.
I am a UFC fighter.
Are you really?
Not quite.
I'm trying to be a UFC fighter.
Irish promotion.
I'm a wham.
I've got wham.
Would you like to see some punting?
I would love you to demonstrate.
You know what a fly kick is?
No, I don't.
Please show me.
That's a fly kick.
It debilitates the person.
I can imagine that.
I'll show you.
Plant your foot on this one.
I'm going for a roundhouse kick first.
Here we go.
A roundhouse kick.
Plant your foot and turn.
I missed it.
We'll go for another one.
Have you seen a Batista bomb?
No.
That's a Batista bomb.
Next up.
I don't really know.
It just looks very painful for you.
My ass is hurting.
If this chair was a human,
it would be in big trouble.
It's built fairly well.
I'll show you an arm bar.
This is a chair arm.
You grab the arm.
You hook it round like this.
Then you pull it across.
You lock that in.
Then you go like that.
Then you pinned them.
They pinned me at this point.
It was a bit of an issue.
I'm trying to.
We've also got...
At this point, I don't know.
I thought it was comfortable.
I went up here multiple times today.
I feel like I'm forgetting my thoughts here.
Any moves you know of?
What about a double fly kick?
There we go.
That could be funny.
What I'm going to do here
is jump in with two feet.
I think it might look good on video.
I also might injure my back at this point.
We'll see what happens.
We'll try one more.
I feel like this chair is going to break in a minute.
I hope it does.
I can then leave.
It's going well then if you want to leave.
One more try.
You're lovely by the way.
I'm so sorry for what you're being put through right now.
It's fine.
It's entertaining.
You have success.
I have success.
You succeeded in that.
It's lovely to meet you.
That was an experience.
I've never been on a date quite like that.
I'm a little bit speechless actually.
I don't think I'd be seeing him for a second date.
If I'm honest.
It's fine. You deserve better.
You're a king bro.
She can't handle the Wham Donny.
I'm a Wham Donny.
I'm past it right now.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I've been through the wars.
Save me.
You are Harry.
Have fun.
Visible confusion.
Hi there. I'm Harry.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
What's your name? Amy.
I'm autistic.
What do you do?
I'm a professional mermaid.
Wait.
What?
Professional mermaid.
What does that entail?
I swim in aquariums.
I swim up to the tank.
I wave at kids.
I also do kids parties.
You're serious?
I'm actually serious.
You've got the tail and everything.
I'm a qualified freediver.
I can hold my breath for two minutes.
Two minutes?
Don't test me on that though.
That's amazing.
Thanks.
I play FIFA.
That's cool. I love it.
I just scream a lot.
I've noticed.
Do you want to see?
Go for it.
I love it.
About this mermaid thing.
How did you get involved in that?
Long story short.
I used to do cosplay.
Cosplay?
Yeah.
You're a fan of
that type of stuff.
Role play as well.
He's excited now.
Sometimes.
I went to Comic Con.
From there I learned about
MerCon.
There's a mermaid convention.
From there I went to
MerCamp.
From there I got my qualifications.
There's qualifications?
Yes.
Miss Mermaid UK.
You've got to show me you being a mermaid.
I can't really show you.
Pretend you're a mermaid on the chair.
Hi mermaid.
How are you?
I'm good.
Do you want a treat?
A treat?
It depends what treat you have.
Kelp is my favourite.
Kelp?
Okay.
Or chicken nugget.
I had one of those the other day.
Chicken nugget?
Okay.
Do you mate?
Yes.
I do have mates.
Friends I like to swim around in the sea with.
Yeah.
Okay.
We do that as well.
We do the siren song.
Damn she got pipes.
Okay.
I bet you didn't think this was going to happen today.
No I did not.
That was insane.
You're a very good mermaid.
Thank you.
This has been amazing.
It's time to go.
To be honest,
I think I actually shocked him more
than he shocked me.
I think he was trying to shock me
but me just saying
my job shocked him more.
But yeah, it was fun.
You know, rate the guy.
He's pretty cool.
Would meet him again.
Do mermaid things.
Love to get him in a tale.
Who knows, maybe one day.
Great video.
Wow.
Fantastic video.
Now you nominate who's doing it.
You nominate who.
Pass on the torch.
I'm not doing it.
Zerkaa is next.
We'll give it a while.
Comments down below.
Who is next to do 20 versus 1?
Someone's next.
I'm with him.
I've been through the worst day of my life right now.
I swear to God.
You know what I thought before I started?
You have to do something you don't want to do.
And you get into it.
Yeah. No.
You just never get into it.