2024 WTA Tour is CHAOTIC!!! (Tennis Drama and Funny)

Made YouTube videos of my losing semi-finals. I'm like, whatever. People are just so dumb. Sabine Lozicki fans. Wow. Whoa. There's pressure. The draw for the French Open was made today. You're going to be playing Kalinskaya. Oh, I just said I don't want to know. Next opponent will be Sabalenka. That's all I need to know. Magnificent. Oh, not even close. Wasn't even in her path. How do you feel about your performance? I know I offended some of you guys. Okay, talk about your performance. Yes. And thank you so much for being still so nice to me. So thank you so much. Epic on Armstrong in two hours and 48 minutes. Coming through 6-7, 6-2, 6-4. The world would be able to deal with what Sabalenka is dishing up here. Sabalenka reaches her first final since Warsaw in 2023. This one goes out to Maria Shcherbina. She could be my tennis ball, tennis ball. Tour for the remainder of the year. She didn't play again for a whole year. Bane. Oksa currently ranked 66 in the world. That's something she thought he had said. And she's just asking Anna Kalinskaya, and reasonably so. Oh my goodness, that has literally hit the back fence. Well, it's going to be a little bit of controversy here. Experience chair umpire believing... You're blind. It's impossible to see when you are. You make so much mistakes. ...situations. Well, this would be the better angle. That looks like that's up to me. Craig Chekhova has left the court as well. You'd think he would have got all of this one without his shoes. The answer is yes. I'm going to miss you on tour, but after this match, I'm not sure already, honestly. She's okay. I'm gonna put her in a dungeon, under, under. No, the bitches ain't eating it, I ain't a hunger. When they were screaming, Barbara, Barbara, I was trying to imagine that they screamed my name, and it helped. On edge. What a bounce. Ruins the moment a bit, yeah. Yeah, it definitely did touch the ground twice. I think work ethic and mentality and her game, you know, so many areas that she can improve on. Number four. Because Kostiuk was ready to move her full body into that second serve, and it just caught. ...not be serious. I mean, no wonder she's looking at that as if to say... Great job. Thank you for those three games. At least we make it look like a fight. Congrats to your team. And Radekanu reminds her who's boss. Oh, she hasn't quite won yet. Not yet, Emma. She thought that was the handshake. I know tennis players don't like to look ahead quite often in the draw. Don't tell me anything, please. I can't tell you anything? No. Okay. Going forward for the rest of the match. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for standing up. It's not like I was giving up at the end, but at the next point, I was like, yeah, you know, you better fight till the end, because what if she just falls now and she cannot get up anyway, you know? Yeah. A break of serve. Hello. I'm in London. Hello. What a technology. I know, it's crazy, isn't it? Yes. The things we can do. Thank you. Wow. Did you see that? Yes. How would you describe your comfort and confidence level on clay? Hi. Hi, my name is Arina Sabalenka. Arina Sabalenka. Oh my goodness. Well, she had to get out of the way. Not gonna miss that one. Little lingering look there from Ostapenko after that ball went at her feet. High position here. That roar was right at Sigmunds. All right, let's swap this one, please. And Danilovich will have that chance. Yeah, well, on four stairs. Again, her hardest service game by a mile. She worked so hard to get into that position. My girlfriend, Anna, she played in Berlin today. She lost with six match points, so I'm very sorry for her. How that makes her wait on court. Oh, there's the smile. We got to play in the final. What draw Laila had and what draw Emma had. Like, Emma, no offense, you know, but Laila was really like, was fighting for her life. Poker's a little unnerved here at the end of a match. The ushers. They allow free-flowing movement during games. Maybe a few words in French. We can try a few words in French. Can you try a few words, French words, any French? Fantastic, wasn't it? And look, it's just, it's, it's great to see two. The journey, seeing the funny side there. On the scene too, some bit of fun for Team Norway. Actually, that looks like Kasperud's sister, Charlotte. Oh, it's that long. I don't think it is long. Yeah, now we have. Oh no, she didn't hit it. You believe it. She didn't know what to do. Done. Unbelievable movement. It's easily in. Ask her. I'm asking her. I'm gonna ask her. I wanna ask her. I'm gonna ask her. Can you listen to me without cutting me off? Can you not cut me off for two seconds? After the match, can you watch me? Yeah, sure. I must say that we had our issues with you before, but now I'm really happy that we can, you know, be on the same stage. 15-0. I wasn't, I was, I was turning my strings. It was off. That's not the reason to stop. What? Come on, come on, come on girls. Come on, come on. Let's go. Magdal. If you go back... From Germany, please welcome Sabine Lissicki.