I HATED THIS TRY NOT TO LAUGH!

Yo, what's up? Your boy K to the S to the I. We're doing the Try Not To Laugh. Moe has got a fat, a fat new batch. Let's see if it can make me laugh because your boy is not in a good mood. I don't feel like laughing today. I'm ready. Let's do it. Straight in. Oh, this is like squid games. Okay. Oh. How old are you? I'm 28. Woo! Yo, I don't care what nobody says. When it comes to guessing ages. Never missed. Yeah, if you guys ever catch me with an underage woman, it's because I knew. Huh? You know what I'm saying? Wait, what? What do you mean by that? What do you, what do you, what do you mean? Catch me with an underage woman, it's because I knew. Huh? Listen, you know what I'm saying? Try to relax your anus. Huh? Got a big old booty. And everybody says, she's a fine booty. The booty is where the doo-doo is, boy. Put there by God, that's the garbage can. So how you get so messed up with this white boy? You think the bigger the booty, the finer it is. That's like going to Kmart. You see a big old garbage can, that's the filth. And now we can convince her, she walks switching that big old booty and all that. It ain't nothing but doo-doo in there. Man. It's just nothing better than a big, fat, juicy ass. Just, ugh. Bro, I know I'm 30, but bro, even at my old ass age, just grabbing on to the big, ugh. Oh, I love women. Especially my girlfriend. Or my boyfriend, should I say. Some of you won't even understand that. That it ain't nothing but doo-doo in there. When I did this, to push myself to go to attack, he cocked and immediately I did this. When he cocked, I just did this. The bullet passed over my head, got my friend in the back. So when I did this, I went straight with an uppercut and straight pants. So this uppercut lifted the guy in the air. In the air! And I landed and I took a straight pant. This nigga! Oh shit, oh no! Show it again, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No! It ain't nothing but doo-doo in there. This man is on anime shit. To push myself to go to attack, he cocked and immediately I did this. When he cocked, I just did this. The bullet passed over my head, got my friend in the back. So when I did this, I went straight with an uppercut and straight pants. So this uppercut lifted the guy in the air. Lifted him in the air! Before he landed, I took a straight pant. It is like... No! No, are you deep in what my man is saying? No! He's saying, he dodged the goddamn bullet! Nigga! Dodged the bullet! He got a hundred plus miles an hour, even faster than that. Man just went, nope. And then, uppercut in the teeth. Man in the air. Man looked at his watch like, yeah, hold up. I'm waiting for him to calm down so I can... Hit him with another impact. Oh, I'm dead. Uncle, you're killing me. It's a movie, but it's true. It's true. You can go to Jamboree. So you actually... What's your biggest turnoff in guys? Probably... Oh, really? White men. So what do you guys prefer in a guy? Really rich, really black. At least 6'5". 6'5"? Yeah. Yeah, just lots of money, really. Like a yacht and stuff? Yeah, yeah. That kind of thing. He can buy me fancy things, take me on trips, pay my rent. Between man or woman, who has a harder life? Absolutely women. Why? We bleed for a week a month. We are f***ing... We're sexualized everywhere we go. Yeah, like catcalled? Yeah. Absolutely. The parking lieutenant tried to steal me before. Not me. Anyone tried to steal you today? We can. No. No, yeah. I got like 20 girlfriends back at the crib. Oh, she's only 22 then. I'm okay. See what I mean? We have a harder life. Masturbating's really important to you. Yeah, it is. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, you can't just go straight in to a clip like that, man. Yo. Let me breathe. What do you mean masturbating is really tough for you? Hold up. No, you lot. Who catcalled her? Who's catcalling her, man? Hey, yo. Stop the cat, man. No one's catcalling you, man. Nah, maybe someone. Masturbating's really important to you. Yeah, it is. It keeps me sane. Okay. I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate. Okay. And I'm proud of it. And God's happy. And later I'm gonna masturbate and I'm gonna think about you and there's nothing you can do about it. Wait, hold on. What the, what the hell? Fuzzle. Louis C.K. There's just so much to unpack there. So much to unpack there. And you know what? We ain't even gonna unpack it here. Oi, oi, man just topped him off like it was nothing. Get shat, mangy. Oh, bummer, man. Bro, you guys need to respect me, man. Mine's road. Mine's about it. I'm on these streets, you know, packing a mutton. I'm out here. Yes. I went private school. I still slap a man up in it, bro. Don't know. Attention, everybody. This is the control room calling. An African chimpanzee has escaped from the zoo. It will look and speak just like a human. Please arrest it the moment you encounter it. Ain't no way. Okay, message received. If a black guy comes through. Okay, I'm keeping a watch. Tell me the moment you see it. Okay. If he picks out a black guy, I swear to God. Ain't no way. No. There's no way. What, have you got him with a banana as well? I spotted the monkey. Keep a watch on it. Don't let it escape. No. No, what's going on? This is not real. Send a force unit. It looks dangerous. No, this is ridiculous. Both photos are matching perfectly. Back up, slow front. No, there's no way. Man didn't get a fingerprint. Man got a lip print. I can't be bothered, man. What the hell? Nah, don't put monkey, monkeys in the chat. Nah, nah, nah. This is crazy. In the cinemas. This was in the cinemas. 200% matching. Yay. Take it to the zoo. Thank everybody. Oh no. Last fight, I was tired. I was exhausted. I'm about to launch this NFT that's gonna change the fight game. And I put it in 30 all-nighters before that fight. I had herpes before that fight. Two outbreaks in the span of a week. I'm here. I'm healthy. Let's go, whatever. It doesn't matter. Whoa. Bo said too much. Bo said too much, man. Jeez. Mama, can you squirt? What the fuck? Nah. Imagine my kid going up to me and being like, Dad, what's masturbating? And I'm there like, why? Six, what are you doing? I didn't even know my penis existed until I was like 11. And then it's like, do I lie? And then, you know, in years to come, he's there like, wow, you lied to me about something so important to me. I can never trust my father again. What's her name, my man? Honey. Ain't no way that's his name. What's her name, my man? Nah. It's a lie. There's no way that's his name. What? As in him kissing his teeth is his name? Shut up. Oh, it's this guy. I was cerebral palsy. A severe sad. No, man. Oh! Why do I just, I love Kitty. Just wanna be like, just blow. You see, you lied. You were wearing a wig. It's okay, be proud. Be proud of your hair. Oh, that was cold. Oh, shit. Oh. Calm, bro. What are you gonna do when you get to heaven? Y'all make it tough for us to do the formal thing. And I'm all right with it because I got a feeling there's not gonna be a whole lot of formality when we get to heaven. I know I'm gonna spend the first million years just fucking. Just 100 percent. There is no reason why I should have made it. Buster! But the God that took me up. My kid is here. And changed my life. And turned me around. Your vision, vision. PBA, I'm like, what? I have a confession. I am a Christian, but I'm gay. Hey! Hey, hey! Remove yourself. No! Remove yourself! No, Nigeria. I swear, Nigerians are tapped. And I can say that because I'm Nigerian. If you don't love me. Go away. If you don't love me. Go away. If you don't love me. Go away. If you don't love me. Go away. You hit me. I hate you. You love me. I love you. You hit me. I hate you. You love me. I love you. If you don't love me. Why does this slap? You love me. I love you. You hit me. I hate you. If you don't love me. Go away. If you don't love me. Go away. If you don't love me. Go away. If you don't love me. Go away. If you don't love me. Wait, no. Wait, that's a dude. No. No, the way he's just destroying them. No. No, he's taking a piss. Yo, all by himself. Wow. No, the way he's walking as well. Or chugging. No, you're doing too much. Dunking on them. No, stop man. No. Bro. You're right. Bow wow. Bow wow. Hey man, bow wow. What do they sound like in China? Help. Help. Oh my god. So can you spell? I'm an English teacher. You're an English teacher? Okay, perfect. Spell river. River. R-I-V-E-R. Nice. Put a D in front of river. What does that spell? Not bad. What? It doesn't spell. It's not a word. It's not a word? Put a D, like D, letter D. D, letter D in front of river. R-I-V-E-R. That's not a word. That's not a word? She's an English teacher. Okay. How do you spell driver? Oh my god. I'm prepared. Yeah, nice. Driver, yeah. Oh my gosh. English teacher here guys. English teacher. Spell D-I-G. D-I-G. Put it after. What does that spell? I'm sorry? Put it after dig. What does that spell? Dig it. Dig it. Dig it. Dig it. Dig it. English teacher. It's dig it. There we go. So how'd you get that degree? I don't know. I have some at Kelowna too. Okay, okay, okay. And just a final question here. Is there any sort of work being done to you with the airlines in order to get flights actually on time or not delayed as much? Just curious if there's any work happening there. Yes. So we've seen almost a doubling in terms of improvement on on-time performance since last year. That is a reflection of all the work that we've done across the ecosystem together with our partner airlines, with agencies, reducing processing time, reducing wait times, and finding new operations with our air carrier partners. And we see the great results that have come from that. Wow. I didn't know you were a police. You didn't hear us say stop. We the police. Hey, I didn't see a badge. All I saw was two mean-looking black gentlemen. Gentlemen? That ain't even a word, AJ. What you trying to say, man? Forget about it. Say what you mean. Have some balls. Say it. Okay. Black. You ran from us just cause we black? Look at you. You would run from you. Fuck, but not just any fuck. It's like a fuck, you know, like a money. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Yo, she's terrified. Come on. Oi, shut up. Oh, I've seen this. I've seen this. This is It's pink, bruv. It means it's a flippin' girl, bruv. Yeah, bruv. This is sick, bruv. You happy, babe? Yes, bruv. Come on. Run it up. What is this? Just chop the child. I'm a baby. I'm gonna get married. She's gonna, she's gonna fall over. Come on, Africa. The photographer's gonna fall over. She's gonna do a backflip. She's gonna just start twerking. Yeah. Oh, she's dancing. Is that it? Oh, she's moonwalking. In heels? No, no? Okay, she's just gonna fall over. Oh, no, she working it. Oh, she working it. Let's go. Wow. Oh my God, it's a funeral. Oh my God, it's a funeral. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, it's a funeral. No, she's doing way too much for a funeral. Yo, what the fuck? Nah. A red carpet to someone's funeral? Nah, I'm pissed. It's a man. It's a dude. And on that note, we gon' end it. We gon' end this right there. Thank you guys for watching. I'll see you all in a bit. Ayo, AI's moving mad these days. Yeah, the match was okay. Ah, you can do better, Mo.