The Rock & Kevin Hart Bromance Part 2 Funniest Moments - Roasts - Impressions

Did you get that? Rolling the shoulders. That's exactly how I'm going to win. Let me show you what this is. Rolling with me? This is stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. Okay? What you need to do is focus on the foot. Okay? I didn't hear you say anything about a foot. Win the fight, I'm going to step on your foot. If I got your foot, get away. Ain't no getting away. I got you. See that? Where you going? Now. Look at me. Look, I'm dead. Why don't we do this? Why don't we just find some gear and you guys step up. And we can just play like a sparring. Like a sparring session. Let's do it real. Let's just take a time out. Let's get the **** out of here now. Let's see the guns. First of all, just get a good look right now. Yeah, yeah. You can't even. Look at this. This is literally busting. I could rip it if I wanted to. You can rip it. Let's see you rip it. Rip that extra small shirt. He gets up at 5, 6 o'clock in the morning. He's crazy. He's a maniac. But I mean, I got a gun. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, Kelly. I'm a bad ****. When it comes to working out, I lift the gym. I lift everybody in it. I mean, I don't have much, but you know. That's a nice thing. That's what I didn't. I'm just saying. I don't, you know. We get it. It's nice. Look how much you like it. Where's my, where's my, hey guys. I'm blushing from it. I'm blushing, I'm blushing. Guys, we have my tank top pin. I think some rocks are stuck in my stomach. I tried to work out with Kevin once and it's just, it's not, it's not, no. It's like working out with a five year old. Weights are baby weights. It's like, yeah. You have the sexiest daddy in the world. At some point you have to carry him on your back. I'm tired of carrying him on my back. I'm saying that now. Behind him, but show them what I'm on. Show them, can you, yeah, see that right there? You see all of this here? So don't think when y'all see this. Yeah. That I was comfortable with being this way for this amount of time. I'm not. We've been up here for a while now. Yeah. Just, just dick in my back. I'm not, I'm not comfortable at all. We can't unlatch in between shots. Guys. We can't unlatch in between shots. I mean, yeah. Show the world what they're looking at. This is what people look at. Yeah. This is great. This is it. This is really good, guys. I'll put up with a lot, but Kevin's penis in my back isn't, isn't what I want. This is good. This is good, guys. I'm giving this guy a major moose knuckle in the spine right now. Oh, is that what that is? Getting a lot of moose knuckles. Central intelligence. I'm shooting my video. While he's shooting his video. Fuck your video. No, fuck your video. My fans will beat the fuck out your fans. Fuck your fans. That's right. With me, nothing. Just hanging around. That's about it. Shooting Jumanji. Hooked up to a crane. Always a little guy. Always the fool. Do y'all have kids? Have any of them had the experience to deal with bullies at all? Right now, no. At the end of the day, my kids aren't going to be tall. I told them they got it coming. At some point in time, it's not going to get better than this. They might get taller than you. No, no, no. If they do, they're not my kids. I'll tell you that. All right, out here, Central Intelligence. My man, Kevin Hart. Let me do my part, bro. Yeah, I know. I'm going to do my part. We're seeing our cars right now. We're seeing our cars. Fuck your car. Give me a sec. Well, fuck your car. Where's my car? Yes. Oh, man. Look at this. Look at my taxi. Kevin Hart. Oh, this is bullshit. Look at this. Bullshit, my ass. You ain't even get a car. You ain't even get a car, you piece of shit. How am I? How are we here in London? This is my town, and there is no... You see it. Uh-huh. Oh, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Kevin Hart, look. Yes. The big one goes by. Who's that? For the big man himself. Why you get the bus? Yes, the king of the world. Fuck your little car. Why you get the bus? Big bus. No, that wasn't the big bus. Got a little car. Yeah. Go get in the little car. Get yourself a phone book to sit on. Hey. I'm actually in no hurry. Give me a second. Say what you want. This is what everybody travels in in the UK. Nobody takes a bus. Yeah. Nobody takes the bus. Hey, little guy. Hey. Well, at least my taxi stopped. At least it stopped. Where the fuck is my bus? Yeah. Now, over here, this is a very special gift they left me. It is an edible chocolate poster of myself and Kevin Hart. Here's the thing. You eat this part up here. This dude. Mmm. Good for your tummy. This part right here. Pfft. Gives you gas. Yay. Bear with me. I'm almost there. What's up? Yes. All right. What's up, everybody? All right. Where's my mic? Here's my mic right now. Kevin Hart is right there. He's on the screen. Check him out. He's right there. Kevin, shut the fuck up while I'm talking. Listen. Shut up. I know exactly where I'm at. Wow. Those are my fans. They're definitely my fans. Hey, guys. Thank you. Hey. The edible Kevin Hart t-shirt. It is. Thank you, guys. I love you, too. I see you guys. Love you. Thank you. Yeah. My friends. No, definitely a whole group of Kevin Hart fans. May I show you my bicep? Sure. Of course. Yeah. Cool. Oh. All right. Oh, God. There you go. What do you think? Oh, man. Yeah. You got a peak. Yeah. Peak. That's it, you know? Yeah. Let's just stare at him. Let's stare at him and not blink. Let's see who doesn't blink first. I can do this for days. I don't know if you know this or not, but I got people in my basement that aren't breathing. Yeah. They look just like you. Yeah. Can I show you my forearm? Flex your muscles to communicate your hosting. Clearly, he's talking to me. I don't. That's not clear. If I didn't have a jean jacket, I'd be popping off this shirt. If you didn't have a vagina, you'd be popping the shirt off. No, you wouldn't. I didn't want to stand next to you because I didn't want people to see how much bigger I was than you. That's what you got. He's legitimately, he's a big dude. Yeah. I didn't want people to see this. I didn't want them to know that I was this much bigger than you. It's not fair to you or your fans. They think that you're huge, and I come out here standing like this, all big, and it makes you just look stupid. You look stupid. Stare into my soul, and I'll stare into yours. Come here. You are not my wife. Don't. Oh, that's it? Listen, you and I talked about this. I mean, here's the thing. You and I always go back and forth, right? And I love you like a brother. I know you love me too, but when we get out here in front of people, don't talk like that. I don't. Okay, I'm not talking. You did, dude. I'm not. I'm just telling people this is our relationship. This is where we are. I can't do this. I'm not. Oh, my God. I thought you had it. I'm the winner of dancing. Look at me. I'm so big. Hey, hey, look at my pants. Look at me. I lift weights every day. Look at me. Don't encourage him like that, okay? Because if he continues to do this, I'm going to slap his lips right over there. I'm going to shh. I promise you on everything. He slaps you in the face, and it's a light slap, but I got to know. When he hits you, does it hurt? It doesn't hurt, but it smells. He has stinky hands. I am. That's the shit I bring home. You know how some people just have hands that always smell? That's what I want. Well, my hands smell like chalk. Yeah. Because I'm training, and I'm trying to better myself. Chalk or balls. I slapped his face. I said, stop hitting me. Okay, y'all. Thank you. I like what you got. Lock in. We're professionals. That's what we do. Come on, baby. All right, you ready? I'm going to hit you. I told you. Whatever one you want to say, chalk, balls, or what we call shit. Somewhere along the line, somebody's not doing something correctly. You got a crooked nose. One of your ears is fucked up. Your top lip is stupid. Your hairline is fucked up. And one of my ears is dumb. And your skin complexion makes my balls itch. Daddy's got to go to work, bitch. Only my mama, and my dad, and my two kids, and the guy across the street, and the lady that brings me mail taps my left side. You got a crooked nose. One of your ears is fucked up. Your hairline is fucked up. Your lip is crooked. Your eye went down. And your balls, it's darker than mine. Fast 8. You need to be in there. Fast 8. Hey. Yeah, tell him. My car goes 365 miles per hour because I got a nitrogen tank in the car. You lost. I lost. I lost. So you got to give me your phone. Let me send out a tweet from your phone. How lucky am I that I get to work with the amazing at Kevin Hart for real every day. God is so good to me. Oh, how funny he is. Hey, motherfucker. Put your hands behind your back. Alright. Dwayne loves you. Wow. I'm just going to send a tweet. I'm going to retweet it. Wow. Fuck you. Prepare to have your entire appetite for entertainment completely and utterly satisfied. Pause for effect. I didn't know. I wasn't going to say it. Pause for effect. Because ladies and gentlemen, The Rock. No, I'm not reading it. Yeah, keep reading it. I'm not reading it. Keep reading it. Yeah, because it says right there. The Rock is cooking. I'm not reading it. And he's the baddest motherfucker. What's going on people? Right now, this is a live hard of scope because that's what I call mine. A hard of scope. Dude, I don't think you have a name for your like things that you do, do you? Here's my name. Okay. First of all, don't do that. Don't do that. Here we go. Don't put up your middle finger on National Best Friend Day. We are national best friends. Today we are. I love you, buddy. Just today. Tomorrow, you're going to fuck yourself. But today, we're best friends. Okay? Hey, Dwayne, real quick. You're on Snapchat. Are you happy? I'm so happy to be on motherfucking Snapchat. Yeah. Central Intelligence. National Best Friend Day. See, you're fucking doing it again. This is what I don't like. That's enough. I don't like it when you do that. You're being rude. I'm not being rude. You're just being a- You're being an asshole. Not on Best Friend Day. You don't cuss at me. I love you on National Best Friend Day. Today- Okay. Love you. Love you, buddy. I love you too. I love you today. Love you too. Tomorrow, fuck off. Fuck yourself. But today, I love you.