Einstein Argues in Prof. Weber Lectures | Time Is But a Stubborn Illusion | Genius Einstein Series

Albert Einstein
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Einstein, wake up!
I wasn't sleeping, sir. I was thinking.
Oh, really? About what exactly?
The secrets of the cosmos, I suppose.
I suggest you think about trigonometry instead, with your eyes open.
And sit up!
Laws of Sines and Cosines.
b squared equals a squared plus b squared subtract 2a equals 9.
Area of a triangle?
Area equals b squared times a times b squared.
Equation.
Herr Einstein, are you still too busy contemplating the secrets of the cosmos to solve this equation?
Oh, no, sir. I've already solved it.
Leave. Now.
On what offense?
Your mere presence spoils the respect of the class for me.
That is not an objective reason.
Out!
Natural log of a constant multiplied by x equals the natural log of 1 plus b squared.
And since b equals y over x, that gives us the final function x squared plus y squared minus cx cubed equals zero.
And speaking truthfully, sir, your mere presence spoils my respect for the future of Prussian mathematics.
Out.
