An Act of Kindness - SNL

Yeah, I got the candle for your sister and the cocoa for my mom, but they didn't have saving size It's a first-day throw. I went to Miss Miss excuse me, man. I don't have any change. No. No, you dropped this. Oh Thank you, Merry Christmas Merry Christmas I'll call you back. Hey come with me. Okay So, what are we looking to give him here? How about a fresh start? In excellent fit perhaps a watch to complete the look Like the gold This man asked why you doing all this for me because everyone deserves a gift at Christmas speaking of This is too much It's just something to get you back on your feet Get a hotel room for a few weeks and plan your next act Sorry, excuse me Hey, honey, where the are you? Well Christmas Eve Rachel your entire family is here. Well, I need me back by one. It's 930 Where are you? I'm at dinner dinner You know what I want you to talk to someone and he will explain everything Hello, hi your girl is with me now you heard Your girl is whining and This chicken head over here talking about I need to get a hotel with her or something like that No, that's not what I said. Hey, guess what time it is. It's steal your bitch o'clock Yeah, you did but it was a buy one steal one for free Who am I speaking to man? You know me? I'm Ricardo the D train deviant Do mark aka the reigning champ of the knockout game. Oh my god. Give me the phone. Give me the phone, honey I made a Christmas mistake and I am coming home now. I just need to get my car from the valet But I promise you I was just trying to do something good No, I believe you baby just just come home to us, okay, I will love you Ricardo I Excuse me. Did you see what happened to the gentleman? I was here with? Oh, yes Um, I think you went to go get your car from the valet God if only I had listened to Fox News Stay smart stay rich happy, huh? Oh you wish Merry Christmas