Adventureland (2009) Official Trailer - Kristen Stewart, Jesse Eisenberg Movie HD

My estimate for the Europe trip was a little off. I suggest you get a job. A summer job. Happy graduation, kiddo. I wrote for the Gordian Knot. It was a literary journal. No, I've never actually driven an asphalt mixer, per se, but I did once drive my friend's van to Wisconsin on a pretty lengthy road trip. What am I supposed to do? I'm not even qualified for manual labor. Life after college is not exactly what James expected. I don't have much work experience. James? I'm pronouncing that right. James? Yeah. By accepting this T-shirt, you are... Hired. Now, you'll get to deal with exciting career opportunities... Blech! Eww! Nasty! You'll get better at avoiding that. ...on the job training... You get a five-minute bathroom break every two hours. I recommend saving a few of those up in case you have to go number two. ...and inspiring leadership. All right, the race is on. We have a winner. Who is this? Hey, James. Have you ever seen a horse race before? Beep-bop, beep-bop, beep-bop, beep-bop. You really gotta drink? You've got it! Freeze! This is how we met. I'm amazed at how tiny my paycheck is. We are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons. Please. For those who think I feel... Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We have a loser. Party at my house tonight. My dad's out of town. Yeah, I'm invited. Yep. That's why I'm telling you. Let's party! James, every time you meet a beautiful woman, don't you imagine what she'd look like naked? Come in. Yeah, you go ahead. I'll be in in a second. I'll overhead him! Look at this thing! This spring... Be cool with that. ...from the director of Superbad... Nice pipe, Grandpa! There's a whole corn dog! My brother's such a douche. ...the worst job ever... Whoa! You're dead! People are trying to kill me. Get out of my doorway! You don't know what I'm capable of? Hey, no problem. ...might just lead... I love your song! Come on, let's dance! ...to the best time of his life... Did you get to refrigerate these? Mm-hmm. Smell weird? Yeah. Friday's up! ...adventure land... You been drinking drugs? I think I ate a bad corn dog. Yeah, don't ever eat the corn dogs.