Stanley Cup Lanny hits the Streets on Rollerblades

There's a feeling in the air That you can't get anywhere Except in Calgary I taste a thousand yesterdays And I love the magic waves Of Calgary This is my country, my damn country Give me my country, you can keep the rest This is my country, my damn country And it don't mean a thing if it don't pass the test If you ain't never cheated or been cheated on Then take off your boots, you rhinestone fraud Well, if you're cheatin', drinkin' and outlaw songs Hard times, foolish crimes, don't mean wrong Flirtin' with the devil, gettin' robbed with the money Make men paint some sword nightstands You can keep your picket fence fantasies This is my country, my damn country Give me my country, you can keep the rest This is my country, my damn country And it don't mean a thing if it don't pass the test If you ain't never spent a single night in jail Then get another job and I'll see you in hell I'm cruel like a moth through the neon lights I need a bucket of beer and someone to fight Don't call yourself country if your music is shitty Or this Carolina boy will take you down to Pierce City You know who you are, just keep your hands off my country And go back from where you came My country, my damn country Give me my country, you can keep the rest This is my I'm proud of ya, now get Wintertime, springtime, summertime Show me to the Joe Fossey, hook him if you got him on Country like Johnny, country like Merle Country like Loretta, that honky-tonk girl Country like Tanner, country like Travis I'm a country-fried junkie with a bad habit Country like Chris, country like Gretchen If you ain't cooking country, then get out of the kitchen I'm a country like Hank 1, 2, and 3 Dropping like pizzas from the family tree Country like women, whiskey and reels You hopped with this country cause I know how it feels Country like Willie, country like Willie Country like lightning in a hillbilly This is my country, my damn country Give me my country, you can keep the rest This is my country, my damn country I hate the little thing if it don't pass the test If you can't sing along, it's here in my ear Then don't forget to come