Khloé Kardashian's 7 Funniest Moments | KUWTK | E!

Yeah! Get it off me. Ah! It's hot! The other day. Let me stuff it. My shoe came off. Chloe lost her shoe in the mud, and I hope this works to my advantage because I need all the help I can get. But what do I do? I've actually been waiting for her just to touch me in an inappropriate way so I could go ham on this girl. Ah! Man up a little bit, okay? It's freezing. Stay true. Who's the best competitor in the world? Yeah! You're like a beast. You're like a serious bodybuilder. Oh, my God. They actually brought us some mayo? Are you getting wild? I'm getting wild and crazy. I'm popping bottles and s***. You are extra annoying. Hold on. I gotta make a little bit of... Oh, my God! Ah! Don't annoy me. I'm going to... No. This is my only pajamas. I'm not in the mood to play mayonnaise mask on your vagina with Chloe, especially while she's wasted. Ew, that smells. I'm locking my door. Spread your legs. Does it look blue in like that? Oh, my God, Kylie. You know that your whole scalp is blue. And your ears are blue, and your neck is blue. Kylie. Her ear, her scalp. Hold on. I'm going to take a picture. First, help me. You want me to wash your hair? Yeah. She's a smurf. What? It's not even hot. I forgot my ear. It's okay. Um, excuse me. You're like licking my nipple. What are you doing? My neck doesn't bend like that. Ah, it's hot. You did not wash this out. Look at the base of it. Oh, my God, Kylie. Look at the sink. Make sure you're getting her scalp. I know she's meeting us here, so I'm going to pretend that you and I are like driving and we're not here yet. I'm just going to be like, wait, hold on. We changed our mind. We're going somewhere else. You're going to f*** with her? She f***s with me literally on a daily basis. Oh, this is giving me life. No, she literally f***s with me. This is amazing. Hi. Hey. What's happening? I'm closed. Oh, well, we're not going there anymore. Go to Casa Beba. I know it's far, but just... Take your ass over there. F***. I'm going the wrong way now. See you soon, beautiful. I'm turning around now, so I'll see you guys there in like 15 minutes. My bad, Suzanne. Will you pull over for a second? We changed to go to a different restaurant, but Mom's like on the phone, so I don't know exactly where we're going. Hello? F***. I'm so hungry. I don't have time. We can go to any restaurant. My name is Dolores, but you can call me Dottie. You know I got a bad hip. I was born in 1937. I'm not good at math, so I have no idea how old I am, and I got two grandchildren. Can't remember their names. Do you want me to drive? Yes. You know I can't drive with my hip. Kendall and I are Sam and Natalie Johnson from Albuquerque. Natalie, you are just the sweetest little soul. We rented a car. We have our accents. We're about to do this. Oh, my God. Hold on. I hope you don't go into labor, though. I know. I'm only seven months, though, so if I go into labor anytime soon, it's going to be real ugly. Yeah, that's going to be real ugly, though. You look beautiful. Thank you. This is Maude V. She is my scribe. Are you being serious? Yeah. Oh. All right. I'm going to make a urination sample. She drew this. Mom, do you have to pee or you're good with your diaper? I just feel like let's just make Kris Jenner so uncomfortable. It's fun. What? She queefed in our workout the other day. I didn't. Yes, she did. She was queefing. She did. Queefed. You are funny. Kim is definitely going with me to anger management. If I have to go through this, so does she. I'm not going to be miserable alone. You're taking me with you? You're going to throw out your back right now. What are you taking here? Bye, you guys. Have fun. Yeah. Mom! Mom, let go! Let go! No! Stop it right now! Lamar! Leave her alone. Leave her alone! Rocky, stop it. Stop it, Rocky. Rocky, stop it. Stop it.