Mario comics that get you HYPE for the Mario Movie

foreign [Music] [Music] what are you doing writing down your weaknesses for when we're enemies again I'm so sick okay here's your last gift open your eyes I know what you did on Miles you painted all those Yoshi's but at the end they were just throw paint so I got you here on Yoshi sorry it took me so long no way I know it's been a while so if you don't want it I'll understand my own Yoshi thanks Dad whoa that's a strong hug yeah foreign [Applause] [Music] [Music] ha ha ha do be honest you kinda had it coming Bowser your techno revolution has gone too far you've replaced me with a drone and the Goombas with roombas too bad that's just the price of progress this is all part of my connected Koopa initiative I up every part of this Fortress to a central Network that could be controlled from this computer with this level of Technology Mario doesn't stand a chance uh sir I think your computer is saying that Mario is here how nice of you to join us Mario now prepare yourself for the full night of my techno Fortress let's go Mario I'm meaning the princess of sarasaland for the first time today I wonder what kind of person she is so elegant and cute [Music] thing yeah yo Peach right piss me hard bruh I wanna kiss you so hard that you will never be able to get the taste of me out of your mouth [Music] we lost them but we need to treat your arm quick or it's too late the Moon is coming out run Luigi Daisy Daddy [Music] you're the sweetest most beautiful like that violence and Hyper crazy Princess Daisy hi I'm Daisy oh [Music] oh Mario you're my Superstar [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] if it is a big nose and this little girlfriend oh yeah well if it is in Bowser in this big fat Mario and I are just friends what's the matter don't worry I'll fix it hey now the dry bones is back in Mario Kart Deluxe do you think they'll finally give me a chance sorry kid but the mouse is kind of full right now maybe in the next game [Applause] how can you let a bunch of babies rhyming on me well they can hold the steering wheel you can't they're not even potty trained oops gotta go the race is starting hello Mario now there's nothing between me and the finish line [Music] I can't believe it they made a game where Mario and his friends all have guns and yet they forgot about me Geno the first Mario character to ever use a gun since you know both of my arms are literally guns that can fire stars who also have guns that fire my tears of infinite sadness which also happened to be Stars I don't buy their apology not for one second Nintendo basically wrote the book on how to stir up consumer Demand by keeping supplies low oh don't be so cynical which looks intentional could just be pure corporate incompetence how many of these Chino and Marlo amiibo should we put into production uh I don't know maybe 100 yeah that should be fine I doubt anyone remembers them anyways and that's children is how World War Three began how long has it been weeks years decades am I not sure I've lost track there is something I'm assured of my back [Music] David perky [Music]