Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost's BEST Moments

Costco has removed the roast beef sandwich from its menu, but I ain't trippin I've been eating roast beef every night since my wife had the kid Thanks babe And you what you just tried to slice me with it, okay, see yeah, that feels kind of good No, I don't understand are you implying that someone gave me some sort of gummy mushroom Right before I went to the Red Carp. Yes. She's like I want to work in television now. I was like television gross The first words they're gonna use to me are I think your skin looks so plump and glowing My wife actually lost her engagement ring Accidentally threw it in the trash and I looked through 12 dumpsters of trash and then I went back to the house and she said oops it was in my pocket I got you four cars last year