Guillermo at the Oscars

Samuel! Samuel! Hey, how are you, man? How you doing, man? Everything good? Fantastic! How do you look so good? I take lessons from you. I've never been to the Oscars, so... So this is your first time? Yes! You have to tell me the tricks. Oh my God. What should I know? The first trick is to drink tequila. That's right, right? Yeah, you carry like a purse. Oh yeah, I could do this. Yeah, exactly. That's what I was gonna do. Cheers. Cheers. To the Oscars! To the Oscars! Woo! You wanna do a shot? That's the only reason why I'm here. All right, yeah. All right, cool. Give me a good toast. All right, uh... For two good-looking guys. Hell yeah, brother. Is it hard to be sexy? Well, you would know. To be honest, it's not hard. Do you wanna define gravity with me? Yes. All right, look. Okay. Look, here's my broom. You have to have the broom. That's your broom. Okay. All right, and then... We gotta define... What? Yeah. Remember when you made me do a shot of tequila and say lesbians? I did? You did? Yeah. Cheers to... To lesbians. You wanna do that again? I do. To lesbians! Lesbians. Déjà vu. We're gonna win an Oscar today. From your mouth to God's ears. And when you win an Oscar, you're gonna... You represent all the Latinos and everything, and you're gonna... Don't forget Guillermo, all right? Okay. I'll try not to forget you, Guillermo. Hollywood most glamorous night. Yes. So should we do a shot or no? I don't want to. You don't want to? Yeah, but I also don't wanna be rude. Is there a middle ground to where you can do a cheers, but then I don't drink it? Yeah, I drink it, you do a toast for what? I wanna toast for your outfit. You look gorgeous. You too, you look great. Thank you. Oh, God. I'm such a lightweight that I feel drunk just lifting this over my face. You still look nervous. Yeah, yeah, thanks. It didn't work. You wanna grab a question from my popcorn bucket? Popcorn bucket. What's the sexiest part of the foot? That's a good question, right? The arch, but only if it's been cleaned. With your tongue? What? It's not me. It's not me because I got a belly. You're doing fine. When was the last time you picked your nose? About an hour ago. An hour ago? Before I was getting ready. While I was getting ready. It wasn't successful, or no? Very, yes. No, I'm very good at it. What is that one? These are good questions. How long since your last rash? How long? One more, one more. Can you give me $20? Bet more, sell. I'm never gonna see that again. All right. How you doing? Do you have anything for me? I do. Stop, stop. Look, I have harmonica for Monica. You go like this, look. Yeah, just splicing some music over that. Also, you can do this, look. It's our tradition. Now you have to play that instrument from right here, look. I heard you try, it doesn't work. Right here, right here. That's right, from right here, right here. That's where you did it. No, I did it the other side. We're just sharing germs. No, I did that. Timmy, play it. All right. Well, thank you so much. I'm taking this for ladies. Scarlett! Hey, Scarlett! How are you? How you doing? Here, this is for your dress, and I got a chant for you. Salud. Good to see you. You look great, fantastic. Thank you. Love you. Thank you. Oh, my God. Hey, how you doing? Hey, can I get a shot here? Come here. You stole my swag. Come on, I got something for you. Oh, my God. He touched my hand, but then he let it go. Oh, no. Mikey! Mikey, how are you? How you doing? You look so beautiful. Can I be your plus one? Hey, how are you? How you doing? I love you. Let's drink together. All right, here. Let's drink. I haven't seen your movie. Is it sexy? It's something like that. Well, it depends how much of this we drink. Oh, yeah. When is going to be your next depressing movie? Hopefully not too soon. You want to do a comedy with me? Yeah, let's do a comedy. I would love to do a comedy. All right, let's go. Cheers, brother. Cheers. Where are you getting your eggs right now? My eggs? I haven't gotten the root of getting my own chicken yet. Because I know people are getting their own chickens, right? Do you have a chicken? No, I don't have a chicken. Have you ever seen a chicken lay an egg? Yeah. What does it look like? Because I've never seen it. I love this. And then it goes like... Yeah. The thing about the Oscars is it's the classiest show on TV. The sound effect is amazing. That was beautiful. I'm sorry. That was really... That was really nice, right? That should be nominated for an Emmy next year. It's a miracle of life. Yes, it is. It's a miracle of life. Yeah. Well, thank you very much. All right, man. I'll see you tomorrow. Good to see you, man. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. We have 20 million subscribers on YouTube. Unbelievable. I only wish we got paid for this. If you haven't subscribed yet, what are you waiting for? Help us get to 50 million, please. It's an emergency.