Emma Stone - funny moments

Who is this? This was Dwayne. Oh, this is Dwayne. Dwayne the Dog Johnson. Dwayne the Dog Johnson. Aww, look at this. How old are you here? I'm 13. Oh my god. Everybody knows that. And this is you playing Rose the camera woman from my... What's the funniest thing you've ever read about yourself on the internet? Oh, I once read that I look like a fish inside of a chicken smoking a cigarette. Which is... I mean... I see the resemblance. It's uncanny. It really is. You got an arrow there. Yes, I am an elf. You are an elf. I'm a half elf. You're a half elf. Ellie, it's me. Look at me. It's me. Yes. Ania. Of course. Of course. Of course. It's ******* fantasy. Are you a big fantasy fan? Mm-hmm. Do you know everyone? You do know everyone. Yeah, I mean, have we met before? Yeah. No. Okay, you don't know everyone. Lovely to meet you. One second. So when were you born? She's a self-loathing elf. She's a drunk elf. Crazy, but love, we've even seen you dance together before. Interesting pose on me. Fuck! Seriously? It's like you're photoshopped. I've noticed you're shirtless. It's a double whammy. Emma Stone looks like she smells like cat piss. Okay. I do. It was... Oh, don't cry. It's okay. I'm sorry. Okay. Sorry. Eddie, you gave Emma a bafta. Yeah, I did. And that was an amazing... He chose... It actually wasn't her name. Because we're friends. It's a curse of la-la-la. And your voice, I always wonder, is the poor deer getting over a little... But you have the... Kind of, you have a deep sort of thing. Before we start, can you hold up your little elephants and your giraffes? Oh, you want me to hold up my little elephants? It's me! I mean, I'm not making this up, you little husky. It's a little husky. It's true, it's a little husky. Yeah, it's a result of six months of 24-hour-a-day colic when I was a baby. Can you give me your best impression of someone famous? Baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? That's maybe more impressive than the last. It's Britney, yeah. Orlando Bloom noticed she was an elf. And he said, elf stole my look. He's slightly prettier than you are. Thank you so much, Steven. Wow. Hey Emma, who's your favorite superhero? It's still Spider-Man, Petra. Morning, Captain. Morning, Airman. Forget with me if you were sober. Look at you. Look at me. Seth, come on, you didn't blow it. I think maybe... I should have changed that stupid lock. I should have made you leave your key. If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me. Go on now, go. Walk out the door. Just turn around now, see? Because you're not welcome anymore. An insane, surreal, kind of, you know, inconceivable dream. Oh, here we go, we have a little photobomb happening. Hi, guys. Who are these people? What's your favorite dance move? I'm so glad you asked that. I was just thinking... Pachow! Wow. It's been practicing that for a really long time. Impressive. Yes, I am! What are you laughing at? I got all my life to live. And I got all my love to give. And I'll survive. I will survive. Hey, hey. I heard something online that you are a giant Spice Girls fan. Me? Yes. No. Not true. Not me. Of course not you, no. No. But you are? Mm-hmm. Really gonna be bad at this game. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Look, no one's looking. One of those famous big-eye paintings is on display tonight. Let's check it out. Oh. It's like, it's cute, but it's creepy. Yeah, the eyes do follow you. You know what? I'm gonna pick Stop, because Stop is an incredible song. I'm Posh Spice? Yes! Finally, this is it. You are Posh Spice. That is so you. That is... That is so you. I'm shocked. That is the real you. So sign my caps, sign my caps, sign my... Get out! We good again. I need you, but... The sprinklers. Something, uh... Should we just, like, hold the cork in our... No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, don't do that. Hold it, hold it. Ah! Woo!