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good morning everyone welcome back to my
alotment Diaries my name is Emma these
are the allotment Diaries you are
watching them right now they are
happening right now so if you are
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lot of people are going back and
watching my Vlogs from last year and
seeing what my plot was like last spring
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that I myself can look back and see the
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enough of that talk we are here today
it's supposed to be quite a nice day
we've had a few rainy days and today is
supposed to sort of warm up a little bit
not that much but a little bit you know
s of 11 degrey which kind of feels like
summer at the moment I have to be
honest 11° feels like summer it actually
does and also it's supposed to be quite
sunny and blue Skyy later it's a bit
cloudy at the moment but it's feeling
okay it's feeling okay so I've come down
today do a few little jobs I have a
confession guys I am feeling ever so
slightly burnt out from the allotment at
the moment I think recently the jobs
that I've done down here have been very
big strenuous jobs you know we're sort
of talking um dragging a wol barrow full
of wood chip putting up a greenhouse
stressing about the greenhouse doing
really big sort of building jobs which I
do not enjoy doing at all I have to
admit it's just not my uh my favorite
thing and I'm feeling a bit burnt out
the idea of coming down today actually
filled me with a bit of dread and it's
the first time in a long time that I've
been like I really don't want to go to
the plot so I think I need to mix it up
I think I need to mix it up a bit today
I think I need to do something that's
not too strenuous and boring and
repetitive I need to do new things I
also need to finish a couple of things I
think that's probably making me feel a
little bit anxious I need to finish the
strawberry planter thing the strawberry
cage I need to sort out my uh compost
cuz I've dumped a load of stuff in it
and not chopped it up I've got rubbish
over there from the greenhouse so
there's sort of jobs I'm going to do
today that hopefully by the end of today
I will feel a lot less burnt out and
I'll feel more on top of everything here
and um like things are getting finished
so that is the general plan today we are
going to start how where are we going to
start Einstein's not here he might still
be protesting his new food that's okay
that's all right that's you know that's
on him I think we will start by
finishing the strawberry cage so let's
start there oh my God my knees oh my
knees why are my knees going already
what's happening to me oh I hate getting
older so
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annoying so the way that we're going to
finish the uh strawberry cage is a cage
basically so we're going to put netting
around it and the way we're going to
secure the netting is with one of these
this little handy device here is a
staple gun if you do not own a staple
gun you need to go out immediately and
buy a staple gun and order it online you
can go out to a shop and buy one um they
are incredible there is so many jobs
that you can do with a staple gun at an
allotment plot so much of this plot is
secured with staples you wouldn't
believe that would you you'd look around
you go what are you talking about every
like almost everything is secured either
with a nail or a staple this is so
versatile it's handy it's easy to use my
goodness just go and get staple if you
do not have a staple gun go and get a
staple gun honestly I feel like one of
the sales assistants you know when you
go for a job and they say sell me this
pen I could sell anyone a staple gun
honestly they are amazing right enough
going on about staple guns let's staple
gun this to that I don't I'm not a fan
of Nets cuz they're quite complicated
but we need to do it
it's going to be quite hard for you to
see what I'm doing because netting is
quite
seethrough Einstein's just shown up he's
going to have to wait have to just wait
a minute please don't fly on my camera
though are you going to fly on my camera
oh you are going to fly on my
camera you're so annoying
right it just has to be right now didn't
it that's the thing I obiously flies on
my camera this is all I've got
Einstein hey
yeah there
yes okay we good now excellent
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wait I barely did that
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then easy peasy lemon squeezy stick it
on a pancake call me
queasy should really release a poetry
books shouldn't I
oh my
God right we have to make sure the
netting goes right down to the bottom of
the frame otherwise it's completely
useless a useless Contraption it might
actually be a useless Contraption anyway
I'm not going to deny that why didn't
that staple go
in don't let me down staple gun you're
my best
friend look at these mushrooms on here
can I touch those I don't know
actually this is lying on something a
mushrooms grew in it which is really
weird right okay we're getting
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there it is so important to pull the
netting super tight and really secure it
down whenever you're making anything
with
netting or any kind of covering like
this just really make sure it's sealed
and it's tight firstly cuz if it's not
it won't work things will get in there
um but
also birds will get trapped in it um I
have seen so many netting Contraptions
around the alotment where birds have
flown in and got trapped in it and
firstly it's not nice to see a bird like
flapping around panicking in there but
also it's completely against the point
of why you've built it because if you've
got a bird trapped in there first yeah
sure they're going to be really stressed
they're going to be flapping around
they're going to be panicking how do I
get out of this cage then they're going
to realize there's an all you can eat
buffet on The Flipping floor and they're
going to sit down poo everywhere eat all
your strawberries and wait for you to
come and release them it would be like
us getting trapped in Ikea at first
you'd be a bit panicked the doors aren't
opening the doors aren opening let me
out let me out you know panic in shoes
don't know what to do can't get a phone
signal in here just assuming that you
couldn't in Ikea just for the purpose of
the story after a while you're like H or
you can eat meatballs I can use the ice
cream machine I can sleep in a bed
there's bathrooms in here you know it
becomes a luxury and that's the last
thing that you want to give Birds is a
luxury
so why you not
working for what reason
what's
happening I'm out of Staples what's
happening why you not working oh there's
no
Staples there's no Staples okay fine
we'll have to leave it there thank the
Lord I don't really want to do that
anymore right I don't believe I have any
more Staples I believe I might have to
buy some
more I think I have looked for them
before in here and I found a spider and
I don't really want to find a spider
again so I think I'm going to leave that
for today and we will finish it off when
I get more Staples I brought bunting
with me to put my bunting up I think I
might do that next you know yeah I need
to do some fun jobs I really do that was
that even that was making me feel like
oh what am I doing with my life you know
I'm staple gunning netting to a wooden
frame that I
built why you know I just H burn out um
let's go put this up right I quite liked
where it was last year so we'll just
stick with what we like
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like
yes that was really
good done
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sticky is that happened why you doing
this to me please
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oh it just makes me so happy seeing
bunte I don't know why it does that to
me it's just so exciting just feels like
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spring so I cleared a bit of the back of
that my uh original plot I took out all
these great big clumps of grass and I
feel
like maybe it needs a fork in it and
stuff and just a bit of chopping bit of
Chip chopping why is there a feather in
here there's a bird bin in
here why for what
reason right should we start with trying
to chop
it it's hard to
chop it's unsatisfying chop that's what
it is it's really
unsatisfying makes it really hard to do
cuz I just don't want to do it that's
the
problem Oh
God Can you hire someone to come to a
garden and just do the compost would
that be
okay why am I even chopping this I
should use a fork what am I doing with
my
life just do this
shake it a bit
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in
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right so that's egg boxes in there and a
bit of cardboard as well from my
Greenhouse boxes all on the top I've
watered it I chopped it as much as I can
I'm just I know I've sort of neglected
it a bit I really don't want to do that
so every so often I'm going to come and
check on it and just make sure it's all
going okay I don't know if it is going
okay though I have no idea I've never
made compost before successfully so if
Charles Dowding is watching this he's
not he's definitely not he's way too
busy for that but if by chance Charles
daing is watching this Vlog and you are
Charles
daing would you please come to my
alotment plot and help me sort out my
compost just on the off chance you're
having I don't know a rainy afternoon
and you're sitting inside by the fire
eating a leak just sort of you know
watching a bit of YouTube and you come
across this video maybe I'll title this
video Charles daing please help me um I
think he'd know what to do I just think
he'd know what to
do in fact I know he'd know what to do I
don't know what to do does that look
right does that look like what other
people's compost looks like at this time
of year I don't know I'm just still
layering it up one day we might have
compost I don't know I'm going to keep
it
covered just so it doesn't get too wet
I think I would rather be in charge of
how much water it gets rather than just
letting the weather do it cuz it does
get really rainy
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here
right
see oh I feel like I should go and get
at least one wheelbarrow full of wood
chip I feel like it's a wasted today
otherwise cuz I haven't really done very
much today just sort of here for the
Vibes really but there aren't any
there's no sun and Einstein only showed
up for like 2 minutes I don't blame him
oh it's bloody cold today it's bloody
cold um I should really go and get at
least one willberry for I think I will
be thankful if I do and that is reason
enough to go and do it so let's go and
do it
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w
there is still so much wood chip here I
know I should be taking full advantage
of it I'm not wood chipping the pathway
is thick enough and I do know that I've
had a lot of comments about that I know
they need to be a lot thicker but in my
defense it's a really big
space I've done 15 wol Barrow Falls of
wood chip over the last
week and it's not near my plot it's
quite a walkway and it's through mud
rain you know horrible temperatures cold
I know it sounds like I'm complaining
I'm not complaining I'm so grateful
we've got free wood chip it's amazing
but I'm exhausted from getting wood chip
literally I'll look back on this when we
haven't got any going why did I complain
so much get more AR get
more hindsight e hindsight is a
wonderful thing
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that
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right oh my goodness the blue sky is
finally showing its face I can't believe
it right the uh right the end of the
Vlog I'm
afraid I think what I'm going to do is
I'm going to end the Vlog here and then
I'm going to go and get some more wood
chip I won't keep showing you me getting
it because it's sort of a bit repetitive
now and also it's such a strenuous job
I've got to put my headphones in and
just get it done I think I'll get two
more
loads yeah and then I feel pretty good
about that anyway we started to fix up
the strawberry planter we sorted out the
compost we got bit a bit of wood chip
what else did we do today is that it
things are looking very springy in the
allotment right now which is very
exciting um and next time Friday I will
be planting some things out I think I'm
going to plant some carrots and some
spinach so come back on Friday and we
will do some actual seed sewing and
planting which is very exciting hope
you're enjoying my little Vlog still um
if you are subscribed and I will see you
again on Friday have a lovely rest of
your gardening week guys see you then
bye