Skiing Stereotypes | Dude Perfect

Oh, what a gorgeous day. Come on, man! It's kind of my buddy's thing. Gotta let it go, man! Woo! Ha ha! Ski tips up! It's time to shred the dirt! Can you grab me a couple of chili cheese corndogs? I'm gonna smoke them on the way up. Nothing like 12 inches of powder to really activate the sin portal, you know what I'm saying? Love the outfit! Hey, thank you, ladies! Yeah, do it for the honey! That's all it takes! Oh my god! Easy! Bingo! Put these between your shoulders. Seatbelt! I can't grab it with these mittens on. Stop! No, stop! It's not safe for the driver to have a snowboard on his head. I would turn the AC on, but there's four pairs of skis in the way! I can't figure it out! Hey, turn around. I forgot my Lyft ticket. Go back to the house. Get me out of here! Can I help you with something? Yes, sir. Can I get some skis and boots? And can I get a snowboard? I'm assuming you just came from graffitiing a water tower? What was that, private school? Excuse me, mister, I sleep in my own car. What's wrong with that? It's a great place to sleep. Have you ever missed a church Sunday service? Have you ever been to church? Did you take off work to get here? You don't work. You're a trustworthy kid, right? See you on the slopes, community college dropout. Knew I should have punished him. By the way, I go to church every Easter. Sure you do. How are you today, sir? Hey, do I need my skis? Yes, you need your skis. What are you doing? What do you mean I need my skis? Get off! Get off the lift! What did you think when you saw I had skis on? Were you going to walk down the hill? Guys, I said no blues. Just selfish. Oops. I don't know how to stop! All right, man, where are we headed? All right, dude, I'm thinking we start at Doom and Gloom. We'll go over to Moose Nuts, drop down to Spanky's Ladder. Then we'll head over to Big Doo-Doo. Got some great jumps over there. Shoot through Spin Dryer, right by Get Along. And then we'll finish over Powder Keg. What happens if we get separated? Just go to Body Bag, take a right at Wounded Knee, around Dead Possum Cove, smack dab through Turd Splitter. And then we'll meet up at Rugged Tuesday. You got this. I'm just going to follow you. See you later, hosers. Hey, you should probably quit skiing and pick up sledding! No dusters! Pizza alert! Hey, while you're doing a whole lot of nothing, why don't you make a snowman? Yeah! That one wasn't as good as the other one. It's okay. All right, time to pick my skier level. One, two, or three. I'll tell you what, I'm not a skier type of a three. All right, gents, I need your skier level. One, two, or three. Three. Three for me. Three. Oh, gosh, why did I say that? That was so stupid. I just hit a big level one! Hey, man, you sure about this one? You're fine. I'm just going to send it. Oh, really? I just kind of took a tumble. I've got, like, a little bit of bruising in the ribs. You brought these guys into this? I got, like, a hangnail. Do y'all have any, like, Tylenol? It's just, like, everything just, like, hurts. It feels tweaked. You guys happen to, like, give flu shots? Oh, are you kidding me right now? Hey, man, we're going to have to take this seriously. You don't have a bruised rib! Hey, Ty, I knew it was serious, so I canceled the last five days of our trip. Our flight's tomorrow now. Thanks for hanging with me. You did what? Ah! Sorry about this one! Ah! Hang on! Ah! I'm not injured! I'm fine! I'll give you a ride to the hospital! Call the Marines! Oh, you're going to be sick! Hang on to this for me! Here we go! Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Hang on, Coach! It's Bob Santelli! Ah! Hey, you might actually be hurt now! All right, I'm thinking we either go Lumpy Susan or Rip Shoot. Kyle, what's your vote? Suit yourself. I'm going to the park. Ah, sick three, Billy! Oh, yeah! All right, let's head down Royals. Dude, I cannot do blacks on a rental board. If I can't see the top of the mountain, I'm not going. Ah, I don't know. It's pretty icy today. Oh, God! My goggles are way too dark! Hey, I think we should split up. I cannot ski with a group of eight. I need you to take a new profile pic for me. I'm going to go to the top of the quarter pipe, snap a pic at the peak. You can do that? Absolutely not. But it's going to look like I can. Dude! Looks epic! Nice! Oh, it's everything I dreamed it would be! Hey, sit on the side! Hey, you got the sandwiches? I say we eat here. Dude, let's do it. It's a great view. Dude, have you ever wondered how all these beads get on these trees? No way! It's the bead guy! Oh, hi, guys! It's basically like seeing Santa Claus. Ty, dude, get dressed. We want to be first in line at the lift. And you know what? I actually tend to get a little altitude sickness day one. I was thinking maybe I rest up. That way I can hit it hard with you guys day two. Who knew two movies at once was so enjoyable? Still good. Dude, look who made it! Before you get too excited, I feel like I've got to shoot you guys straight. I didn't even rent skis! I had no intention of going out there whatsoever. Hey, by the way, have you guys ever heard of Harry Potter? It's a real page turner. Dude, are you having a good time? Yeah, I know, me too. Have you had the pizza? Oh, you like it? Yeah, I do, too. That's great. No, are you a snowboarder or skier all the time? No? Yes? Cool. You ever been to a Chamber of Commerce mixer? No, I have neither. Thought about it once. I'm originally from Utah. Hey, my name's Ricky, but my friends call me Bobby. What's your name, bud? Say something, man. Oh, no. No, I did not. Oh, cool. Only like 200 more yards. Hey, you want to borrow my poles? Oh, that'd be great, man. Ha! Yeah, right. Should've grabbed skis! All right, let's hit the trees. Oh, really? There's a perfectly, like, good groomed run right here. Dude, if the run has a name, we're not doing it. Hey, there's a good open run over here! Slow down, Cam! Slow down a little bit! Hey, look out for the tree! You won! Hey, why can't we stick to the runs with names? What's up, guys? Thanks for watching. If you're not already a Dude Perfect subscriber, click down here so you don't miss out on any new videos. If you want some awesome DP merch, click right here. If you want to see the last video, click over here. Signing off for now. Pound it! Noggin! See ya!