Delivering Gas on a Motorcycle?!

Have you ever wondered why you can pick up a brick but not a house? It's because the house is too heavy. You stupid. Oh this guy's coming in hot. Cam you need to teach me how to wheelie. So many people want me to wheelie when I ride and I can't. I need some help. They say wheelie wheelie and I'm like eh I'll just take off. Take off. Make way coming through. I make left. Good luck everybody else. I'm gonna make this person wave. Hi. No? Hi. Yeah. They want nothing to do with me. Like a plastic bag. Drifting through the wind. Wanting to start again. Oh man I wasn't recording this whole time. Well newsflash. People on the side of the road needed gas. I pulled up to them. I said what's up dude. You need some gas? They were like yeah. Well at first they were like I need an uber. So I'm like I don't know. I'll go get some gas for you. Man I wasn't even recording. Sad life. It's okay. Oh yeah and then you missed it. Oh we missed the tornado man. I really hope I was recording. I don't think I was though. It was like right there and it was all huge. I'm gonna park right here. Here we go. What happened? It's all good. No worries. No. Oh it came out a little bit. Oh well. It's okay. You're good. Yeah no worries. Thank you. Thank you so much. No problem. Have a good one guys. Like I was saying before. I was gonna go gas up over there and I hit the freeway but I didn't feel like waiting on a red light. So I came this way and it all worked out because I helped someone in need. Put a smile on their face. I'm in the middle of the road and cars are coming but it's okay. We're going. Dude I hope I got that tornado. It was right here. I'm not lying. Like dude there was like a whole bunch of stuff flying around. I thought it was birds and I'm like wait that's not birds. It's trash. So I do hope I was recording all that and when I pulled up to them. Yeah I don't exactly know how to get to the spot. I always get confused but we'll find it. I'm listening to mucus or else I'd have it right here on this floppy. It's not floppy but it's still staying guys. Oh it smells loud. Oh my. Excuse me sir are you smoking that loud? That metaphorical loud? Oh no. That was all older mom. Every time you're on the freeway and you see one of those you stay all the way in the farthest lane because you don't know what the heck those will be doing to you. Oh that wasn't so bad. How'd you kids? How'd you wife? Yeah I stand clear. Oh the mustang's on my butt. Hey Beko. All you guys need a bike because see if you had a bike you wouldn't have to wait in all this nonsense. Especially 18 wheelers. Imagine like 18 wheelers and they have the trailer but you're pulling it on the bike. Way more efficient. All right you guys have probably been like yo where you been at? I just been lazy. I'm gonna be honest just rip the band-aid off all right. I was being lazy but anywho I do have some things for you. I have boom sticker. Boom keychain. If you guys want one personally DM me Twitter Instagram kick myspace. Okay maybe not kicking myspace. No one uses those two. If you want one let me know. I will find a way to get it to you. Until next time see ya. Dang someone got literally like a titty over here. Look at all this. Donuts. Oh my gosh they tore it up. That's lit. Someone got ratchet.