Cassandra Monologue by D. M. Larson Free Funny Comedy Solo Stage Play Script with Emily Spadaford

Hi, my name is Emily and this is the Cassandra monologue. Don't bring Helen inside, Paris. She's only going to bring doom and gloom into our city. Doom. Doom. Okay, why is nobody listening to me? Apollo? Is that you? Get over here. What's going on? You gave me the power to see into the future and and nobody's listening to me. Now I even see the walls of Troy falling down and still nobody is listening to me. What? Fine print? What fine print? What does that even say? I can't even read this. It's all Greek to me. What? It says what? How could you do this to me? I think you're all so smart. Well, you know what? You know what? I know what happens to you. And I'm not telling. So goodbye. See you never, Apollo. Thank you so much for watching and subscribe for more.