Things Social Justice Warriors Say | Man on the Street
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Climate change, "man-spreading," and capitalism...social justice warriors, unite! SJWs are saving the planet, one paper straw at a time.
Will Witt and Isabel Brown sarcastically depict the things they say.
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- Hey, do you know where I get a biodegradable protest sign?
- Are you man-spreading right now?
- Hey, do you want to come to my gender reveal party on Saturday?
- You're pregnant? - Oh, no, my kids are 5.
- They're just revealing their own gender. - Oh.
- Honestly, capitalism is destroying America.
- Hey, do you want to go to a Women's March? You're coming to March for our lives, right?
Are we gonna go to the climate change rally?
- It's really cold outside. - It's climate change.
- Gas is so expensive to fill up my car right now. - Climate change.
- Ow! My feet hurt so bad! - It's climate change.
- If Trump wins 2020, I am literally going to move to Denmark.
- I just really feel like there's not enough bike lanes in LA.
- Honestly, AOC is our new Beyonce.
- Mom, did you wash my Che Guevara shirt?
- Okay, go right here.
- I don't go right, I only go left.
- I just really don't understand how Twitter hasn't banned Donald Trump yet.
- Hey, buddy! Hey!
What are his pronouns?
[Isabel Brown sighs]
- I can't believe they gave me a plastic straw.
- It's like, he identifies as a male dog.
- Hey mom, is this soap gluten-free?
- Hey, I just got my DNA test back and I'm 1/1,024 Cherokee.
- Do you think you can get reparations for that?
- I just really feel like we would be friends.
- Hey, I'll look up some places for dinner. - Make sure it's a gun-free zone.
Oh, and make sure they have gender-neutral bathrooms,
and make sure the staff is very diverse.
Was that a bicycle parking?
- My thyroids really have been acting up. - I bet it's climate change.
- Dude, I just found this thing on YouTube called PragerU-- that's not even a real university.
- I just really feel like all conservatives are white supremacists, you know?