Happy Birthday, America!

today we celebrate the fourth of July and America's independence we here at Prager you are seventeen seventy-six percent sure that the whole world should be grateful for American exceptionalism and all of the things that America has given the world including the internet blue jeans the assembly line a venti iced soy milk latte with whip from Starbucks airplanes Bud Light the jukebox Disney movies baseball Peyton Manning traffic signals rock and roll iPhones dental floss Chipotle McDonald's the refrigerator the television Garth Brooks the ski lift microwave popcorn chemotherapy fortune cookies the blender uber Star Wars the spork electric guitars MRI machines summer camp the Space Shuttle sending a man to the moon coincidence I think not potato chips videogames the light bulb washing machines the Kodak camera cotton candy sunglasses skee-ball post-it notes the fire hydrant chocolate chip cookies cheeseburgers s'mores the human genome email Clint Eastwood the Segway the telephone contact lenses defibrillators the escalator the remote-control Bourbon the hearing aids air conditioning the surfboard computers and of course chick-fil-a so happy birthday America and thank you for all that you've given the world I'm Isabel Brown for Prager University you