Life in the USA ｜ Gabriel Iglesias

This country, you guys, I love living here in the United States. I can't think of anywhere else I'd want to live. Some people say, well, you're Mexican. Wouldn't you rather live in Mexico? I love Mexico. Just visiting. Just visiting. I like it right here. That's what kind of bothers me whenever people go, you know, what is it like being a Latino comedian? I go, I don't know. I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. It's hard, you guys, you know. Español. If you speak a little Spanish, it freaks people out. Oh my God, he's speaking Spanish. Don't get me wrong, I like watching Spanish programming myself. Some of the stuff is really cool. My favorite thing are the commercials. Because they're always about sex. You don't even know what the product is until like the last two seconds. It's always some model walking out all sexy, right? Ay, que rico. And on the 28th second, right? Pepsi. And you're sitting there going, I gotta go get a Pepsi. Oh yeah. Oh my God. I have a thing for soda. I love it, man. I know they gave me water, but oh, a soda. I didn't even see that right there. Excuse me, un momento. Pepsi. No, that's actually diet, which is cool. I'm not on a diet, and it's funny because people go, why do you drink diet soda? So I can eat regular cake. I love cake, man. Are you kidding? By the way, I want to thank the three people who brought me a cake personally. I have them in the back. I really appreciate that. That was very nice of you. The management and the promoters are freaking out. They're like, Gabriel, why do they all bring you cake? I go, because on TV I talked about one time how much I love cake. And so people bring it. My friend Mando got mad. He's like, why don't you talk about hookers? But yeah, somebody asked me earlier too. They said, Gabriel, when you get to do your special, are you going to do anything about the country? Are you going to talk about politics? Well, I'm going to talk about, first of all, how I love this country and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. I know that half the world right now thinks that our leader is the devil. And most of us would agree. I don't have to make fun of the president. He does it by himself.