The Funniest English Speech You'll Ever Hear 😂

Miami. After marriage I realized that my wife thinks I'm a vampire. She's putting garlic into everything. So she'll take a garlic loaf. She'll put some garlic butter on it and then she'll garnish it with chopped garlic and top it with garlic salt. Then she gives it to me. Taste how it is. I'm like hmm I think you missed some garlic in here. This is what is happening with AI today. All the companies are putting in AI and then final conclusion is I think we're missing AI. So training in LLM or large language model is just like raising a kid. In the in the beginning kid does not know anything. He's like but then you give him data. You tell him this is mama, this is papa and then you go out and he looks at a dog and he says papa, papa and the mom slaps him. Everyone who looks like your dad is not your dad. So the kid learns from his own experiences. Similarly this LLMs learn from their experience and they become very advanced and they start solving a big problem like in health care there's a problem like which kind of people have trouble passing their bowels in morning. So they're collecting potty data all over the world and putting in LLMs, researching and then finally AI came up with a very good conclusion. The kind of people who have trouble passing the bowels in the morning are those who go to potty more than five times a day. So that's the conclusion that AI came up with. Even after this much advancement many people believe in astrology. My wife took me to astrologer and then he was like he was looking at our information and he was like oh there's a lot of trouble and I'm like oh my god I'm like really scared. Why? Because this guy is impressing my wife like anything and then he says like you know the direction of your toilet is wrong. It should be on the south side. It's facing north like all the great players like Virat Kohli and the industries like Ambani's, their toilet is pointing in the right direction. I'm like that is costing me $20,000. I'm not gonna do that. I am gonna potty in the reverse direction and I felt so brave in that moment. I feel like yeah I'm a viking. But after one second I realized that my wife is also here. What's gonna happen to me tonight? Thank you Miami.