Imagine spawning into a new world
and you're instantly the king of a new civilization.
So tell your subjects what to do
or else they'll start to overthrow you.
And with this mod,
our whole journey starts when we place our first campfire.
Do you want to build our kingdom
like right at the edge of this cliff here?
Yeah, that's sick.
Place yours first.
Okay, okay, okay.
Bam.
And I'll place mine second.
Yeah, place it all right nearby.
Oh, this is big.
Ranzi, get over here.
Call this one the Triforce.
All right, which of you belong to me?
Grab whoever you like.
I think you could just use all of them.
Oh, I right-click on them.
And then you left-click to designate
what you would like to destroy
and right-click what you would like them to build.
So right now, what I have them doing
is I have them flattening the land a little bit here.
Once we have this land flattened,
we can start getting the whole kingdom built.
Yeah, I'm going after trees.
That's the thing about me
is that my least favorite thing, trees.
I'm sick of them.
Yeah, valid, invalid.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Pakalela is going crazy over here.
Whoa.
Yeah, dude, he's insane.
All these trees are being foraged.
That's insane.
We're putting these guys to work.
We're bringing them down to the mines here.
Dude, they're building a bunch of L's?
That's so mean.
L, L, L.
Now, I think we need some roads in this thing here.
Let's get this path, like, really going.
Oh, so you can build here too.
Look, I placed on a crafting table for them.
Oh, I, of course.
So that's what building is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do we want-
They're just doing bucket clutches again.
Must be break time.
Calm down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me put them to work again.
I love the idea of just getting bored
and it's like, oh, you want to see me do a kickflip?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, I'm going to put down a weaponsmith area.
Is that okay?
Does anyone object to that?
So now that road will go out that way.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Weaponsmith time.
Let's go.
Dude, look, they're all collaborating.
I think I'm an inspiring boss.
That's the way you are.
Look at Monk, he's got a headband.
They do kind of hurt themselves in the process.
I don't know how to have workman's comp.
I think we need Branzy's stash.
Build us a stash.
Yes.
Get in there, Dean.
Oh my God, Dean.
Yes, yes, this will do.
This will do.
This is like the start of every hardcore series ever.
I built a diamond factory.
Literally just hired Dean to do it.
Yes, build me a diamond factory, Dean.
I like how Jeeves Dobbs is like the ultimate peasant here.
Like he hasn't done a single thing.
He just wanders around.
The ultimate peasant.
What is Noah doing?
Noah's building a very tall jungle tree thing.
This jungle wood looks disgusting.
Sorry to blast on the castle.
I'm sorry this is Branzy's kingdom.
It's beautiful.
Your walls are going up.
It's been almost the entire day
and this is all they've got is like 7,000 diamonds
and a corner of a wall.
Oh, pick up the pace.
You guys will need to pick up the pace.
We have no houses.
I assumed by this point they would have things
a little bit further along.
They have a blacksmith.
They could all cram in there.
You guys need to build a house now.
You guys gotta get in there this second.
Go, go, go.
This is actually disgusting.
This is like the kind of build
that I would try to show to my parents
to prove that I could build in Minecraft
and they'd be like, that's nice.
They don't get it.
Yeah.
Look at my screen.
See all the plans I have laid out here.
You have so many plans.
We need more workers in place.
Someone's building a path like right through here
and it's also being destroyed by other people.
Oh God, there's some conflicting orders going on.
Oh Branzy, so if you teach them how to build a house
then they would learn from that house
and then we could save it as a blueprint for other houses.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, we could do that.
Oh, that's nice.
We could do that.
I think we have world at it.
If Branzy, if you want to go and teach us.
What is this turned into?
Branzy does work.
I'm the king.
I'm not supposed to do anything.
I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy.
We build it in your image, my liege.
My liege.
Okay, but only if you said liege.
Who can build a better looking thing faster?
18 NPCs or Branzy with some mossy cobble?
Hey, it all starts with mossy cobble.
What is the diamonds?
I don't get the diamonds.
It's Branzy's stash.
It's my money, my wealth, my infinite power.
Yeah, you hide it really well.
Well, look, he has the wealth
before he has the walls to guard it.
I hate this jungle wood.
I don't know how much more I could put my whole chest
behind it.
It's quite possibly the worst block
that we could have had for this.
That was the one decision I made.
Can't believe that you'd do this to me.
Oh, whoa.
Okay, I know how to add a blueprint now.
It takes you to a separate chunk building permission.
It's weird.
Okay, I need this to become a doorway.
So I would work on that.
And then a hunter.
I need this to become a doorway.
Okay, I'm getting quite attached to these little guys.
Yeah?
Yeah, look at this.
Get too attached.
We're gonna start a raid.
Look at this, we have doorways now.
This is awesome.
Ah, modern technology.
Yeah.
Save blueprint.
And now can I have Aki build my new blueprint?
I can.
Ooh, okay.
Oh, you're about to see some real stuff here, Dan.
God, your tower looks so much better.
It's like, I'm effectively drawing
using the MSPaint bucket fill and shape tool.
Yeah, this is bad.
And like, Branzy over there is just going wild.
Oh, we're not even to the wild yet.
You just wait.
Oh, look at the road that you built, dude.
It's going crazy.
Yeah, this road is going places.
The road is my favorite thing for them to build.
And it's a market and they're like, sure.
What if I help build in a road?
Suddenly we're starting to lose the purpose
of this experience.
Branzy's building things, you're building things,
all of a sudden we're not leaving anything to them.
Yeah, what is this mod just like us doing all the work
and it's just installed for no reason.
All right, I'm building a house.
Branzy's gonna be so impressed
when he lives in his new house.
I'm looking forward to seeing it.
This is just genuinely building in Minecraft.
This is like my little like Build X video.
Here's 19 ways to keep yourself interested
when the game gets a little boring.
Dean, get away from my tower.
Dean, I will murder you.
Go away, Dean.
See, now I agree on that part.
Dean, Dean, Dean's destroying my tower.
Dean.
God, Dean, go away.
You're serping the king already, huh?
Go away, Dean.
What's happening?
I hear more.
What are they doing?
My work.
My tower.
This is your kingdom come, Branzy.
I don't know what to tell you.
It's unnatural.
They only like what they've built.
They're taking it down.
I destroyed my tower.
I worked so hard for minutes.
And they filled it with oak planks.
It's a foreign object.
Minutes of work wasted.
So we thinking yay or nay on this mod?
Oh, oh, I'm laughing so hard.
They tore that down because it must've impeded
the look of this jungle wood box that they made.
It seems like they're saying nay.
It's out of the design of philosophy.
Dean, Dean, no.
Oh my God.
Dean, my kingdom.
How do you build a roof in Minecraft?
I'm just building.
His face keeps playing survival.
I'm just having fun.
I'm just like, ooh, how do I build an A-frame?
Frenzy's castle is falling apart.
Don't build anything beautiful in this world.
They'll just take it down.
You gotta admit,
they're doing it with very, very good efficiency though.
They're not.
They're not even doing it efficiently.
They have to keep pillaring up
because they leave floating blocks.
Frenzy, don't be mean.
Don't be mean.
They're not even good at tearing down the house.
I gotta, I gotta look at.
Completely gone.
Just so they can build a road.
If they build anything in its place,
it's not even twice as good as this.
I'm gonna be so upset.
They just wanted a road, Frenzy.
They just wanted a road.
Why would you take away their road, Frenzy?
Yeah, I didn't.
They could have built a round.
Could have just gone right around the whole thing.
That makes too much sense.
Clearly curves around the build.
That makes too much sense.
What are they doing?
What are they, are they building now?
They're building in the same plot.
That is, that's spitting on your face.
Oh, come on.
They're building their own stupid little city.
Right where I built a beautiful tower.
Oh, this better be so much better than what I built.
Oh, it better be.
Oh, this better be the kingdom I dreamed of.
I'm patiently waiting to see the beautiful,
beautiful structure that they tore my tower down to build.
They gotta bring this home now.
Yeah, if I was you guys,
I'd probably be wanting to fix this right about now.
Oh my God.
I just tried to help them make a path
and they destroyed the blocks I placed.
Are you kidding me?
I can't do anything.
I'm not allowed to even help.
He looked me in the face too.
He like broke him, looked me in the face like,
don't do that.
That's so awesome.
They built a temple in its place
that they can't even get into.
You can't even get inside of it.
This is so stupid.
Now, what are you building?
Here, let me help.
Don't break my tower.
I'm helping you.
This is beautiful.
He's fitting in with the people.
I'm just, I'm one of the people.
Oh, Jeff, I swear to God,
if you come up here and try to destroy my tower,
I'm gonna knock you off.
Get over here.
Please explain to me why.
Why just looking up at the sky?
Why?
Oh my God, it looks so much worse from down here.
Yeah, I agree.
The rise and fall of Branzy's kingdom.
Not saying things would have gone differently
if I was the king.
I'm just saying nothing like this ever happened
in my 20 years of ruling.
They already had a temple.
They had their own temple built already.
They had to tear down my tower to build a second one
just out of spite.
That's awesome.
I hate this.
I hate this mod.
Who is this guy who's been hopping the entire time?
Dean, the enemy of the people.
Oh no, Dean did something.
He took down Branzy's entire tower.
I think that's like his twin brother, Dean.
Yeah, Dean started the whole thing.
There's an evil Dean started this whole thing.
The mean Dean?
The mean Dean.
If you destroy their campfires, do they all like die?
They die from the cold.
Oh, you can't.
From exposure?
Immortal.
Seemingly are.
Branzy, I mean, this is your kingdom.
What would you like built?
My tower.
Doesn't matter what I want anymore.
They have a mind of their own.
That's what it is.
I want to take away their free will and opinions.
That's what I would like.
Oh, you're adjusting to the whole king thing pretty well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have the perfect idea right now
because I just designed Branzy the best thing
that he's ever going to see.
And no, it's not his tower.
Get over it.
It is a house for Branzy.
It's going all, everything's going according to plan Z.
It's going to be right over.
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
Is there a good place to build this?
On top of the stash, of course.
It's perfectly dimensioned for the stash.
Oh, Noah's going.
He's stealing my stash.
It requires funds, Branzy.
Oh my God, that's a lot of funds.
You look like Princess Peach, Branzy, right now.
I look like a gentleman and a scholar.
That's what I look like.
Dude, Noah's going at it.
Oh, he's going.
Let's go, Noah.
Oh, is that cherry wood?
He understands this completely as I wrote it.
This is as the ancient texts decree.
Is that concrete powder?
Yeah.
All right.
It looks like mowed grass.
It does.
Oh, he just ******* crushed and ruined it.
Noah.
Oh, Noah, I swear to God, if you do not fix that.
You're turning it all into concrete.
They're taking more funds.
Why?
Stealing jobs and stealing my money.
What are they doing?
They're like griefing each other.
It's a battle.
That's not how you build it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's Chief Stomps doing?
Steve, this is what they do.
Skip, what are you ever doing?
What are you ever doing?
Control your bands.
Skip, what is your blueprint?
Oh, my God.
Oh, this guy.
This guy is annoying me.
Chief Stomps, what are you doing?
Kill them.
Kill them with a sword.
Oh, Chief Stomps.
Their flesh, their blood.
You can kill them.
They can bleed.
They're going to.
Oh, my God.
Slaughter and like pass the ground.
Just kill Chief Stomps.
Hey, Noah, you want to maybe get it together, buddy?
Noah, speed this up.
Noah, you're going to have to move pretty quick.
Man, thank God.
They're building a unique thing that you have yet to build.
It's so marvelous.
I don't get it.
Is this like a house?
How dare you?
What do you mean?
Is this like a house?
It is a house.
I mean, look, Chief Stomps was tearing it down.
And stealing my stash.
Steve found his end.
He was like, oh, an opportunity.
He is like a contractor.
He's trying to siphon funds.
Did you imprison Dean?
He's stuck.
Good, that's where he belongs.
For defamation and destruction.
I would kill him.
But I feel like he deserves a lifelong suffering.
Noah, you better fix this house.
I swear.
I've never been more angry.
Dean, what are you doing?
He just keeps building these chiseled brick pillars.
This is actually horrific.
Noah, you dunce.
You just fell off.
Dean, Dean, Dean.
Dean, what are you doing?
Oh, Noah's going to help.
Dean, what are you doing?
Noah's a legend.
Dean, Dean, Dean.
No, no!
Dean, the Destroyer strikes again.
Noah, get in there.
Oh my God, why are they actually mean?
There's a malicious spirit that's infecting this.
I wanted to point that out.
They did not understand the no griefing rule on the server.
What is going on?
Christian, Christian, Christian.
Christian's going.
Oh, here comes Noah.
Noah's our guy.
You better fix this.
Noah's a builder, not a Destroyer.
He's, oh, he's destroying.
Oh, Skip, Noah's turned on us.
Noah, what?
Oh God.
Why are they actually usurping us?
Skippy T's back.
They respawned?
No!
They can respawn.
Skippy T, Travis is coming.
They're in combat mode.
I didn't think that was combat with us.
Travis is straight off the Kansas City Chiefs.
He's got that strength to him.
Look at him go.
He's just destroying the whole thing.
What did I, what did I do wrong in another life, Travis?
Oh, your task is digging.
Marvelissimo.
How happy am I that your task is digging?
It's permanently digging?
You're just supposed to dig ever.
That's all you'll ever do.
Oh, Liam has appeared.
Oh, hi, Liam.
Liam, do you have a task?
Oh, stay next to the campfire.
Maybe you could build something for a change.
Hi, Liam.
Maybe you can help me out.
Dan, how do you just give so many of them the task of digging that there's now no hope?
This entire house is gone.
Oh my God, it is.
What?
What is, I, I, I, I, there's no chance for me to have a happy ending.
I don't think there is a happy ending to this story.
I think it's just me, my stash, and my very-
The zombies are going up there.
A very uncooperative workforce.
Maybe the zombies are more helpful.
You ever consider that one for a change?
Yeah, I'm definitely on team mob.
What is Telus doing?
He's like gone back to the diamond thing.
Are they rebuilding it?
I kinda.
Yeah, dude, they're stuck in the past is what they are.
Oh my God, they're all dying.
Thank God.
And let me, and let me be the first to say, Yahoo, well, Branzy's ruining this.
Branzy's griefing.
Oh, yeah, I take, I'm taking the side of the skeletons.
Branzy, why are you griefing?
I have chosen a side in this war,
and it is not those who have destroyed my kingdom.
Branzy, I spent this whole time designing the house.
I really want my house to be built.
I wanted my tower to be built.
I guess that's a fair point.
Hurt people hurt people.
Okay, maybe Aki's gonna fix this.
Go ahead, Aki.
Tell us, give it a rest.
Give it a rest, Telus.
Go chop trees, maybe.
If you feel like it.
None of my build had cobblestone in it.
What are you doing, Aki?
Apparently-
Did you tell him to build it again?
He's building something different.
He's building something completely different.
A fed appeared in the village.
Oh, fantastic.
We've got the agents in here.
Hide the diamonds.
No one knows how to overthrow a government quite like them.
You're so right.
Travis, what is with the diamond thing, buddy?
Travis, you gotta drop this.
This bit is old.
This isn't you.
This isn't you, buddy.
I don't know how to tell you this,
but this ain't you, pal.
Travis, please, you gotta lock it in.
You gotta lock it in.
Can one of them just finish the house, please?
It's a fine house.
It is an okay house at best.
Oh, there you go.
They're building it.
Okay.
As long as-
Why is Jeff just building any blueprint he so chooses?
Are they just building on the road?
That is not the plan.
No, Jeff is just like,
what if we build a castle?
What if we just build a temple?
They're building another temple.
This is on my own stash.
You gotta be kidding me.
Have your own hobbies, Travis.
That's what I say.
Travis, do something with your life.
Okay.
I'm gonna-
I'm just gonna hope that Jakatsu gets this.
We just want to see Skip's house.
I just want to see this house.
This is my-
The final payoff.
This is my payoff.
I'm so attached to this house.
The outlining does look very, very nice.
Thanks.
For all his work.
Yeah, yeah.
And then he just gives up.
Is it meant to have like a big split down the middle
or is he kind of waiting on the rest?
No, no.
He kind of parted the red sea of the roof.
Okay, he's taking his time to-
Okay, he's doing like one block at a time.
Why does he do it in like scan lines?
That's so ugly.
This is why AI isn't taking our jobs.
It's not a boring house.
I was entertained building it.
I loved it.
You should have fun too.
You should get something out of this, Jakatsu.
Oh my God.
Oh, Skip!
It might be done.
I think it's done.
Huh?
He skipped a few steps, but it's done.
It's a beautiful home.
Oh, actually it looks very nice.
Thank you.
Look, I put like our colors for the stained glass.
Skip, they're tearing it down.
No!
Oh no.
Well, what did we learn today, Skip?
Why?
I've learned to hate, Branzi.
I've learned the meaning of Christmas and it's that it's fake.
The Santa isn't real.
If I can't have anything nice, neither can you.
Neither can Skip the tutorial.
Now, let's see how they deal with this.
Oh!
Yeah.
I'll do it.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's a good point, actually.
Can we just show them dying?
Can we get like a natural disaster real quick?
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Oh, there we go.
See, this feels like justice.
Oh man, I've turned off the outlines and I'm just looking at this town.
This place is awful looking.
Dude, my house didn't last five seconds.
So they may not destroy things naturally, by the way.
Are they following your orders, Dan?
Is this your little like Nuremberg trials?
A little bit.
Hey, what if this entire thing disappeared?
You've been having them grief me this entire time.
And Branzi.
You're a monster.
You're an actual...
You're worse than the monster down there.
You're a real monster.
It was me!
It was me the whole time!
I had to build the churches!
I had to destroy the towers!
You're the religious zealot.
I was the zealot!
I had to move it like ants, and you were all eating my crumbs
and dancing around in the palm of my hands, playing my game.
I've never been so scared of a man in a 10-foot tall cap.
That's the winner of this video.
It was all going up perfectly.
The mod wasn't broken at all.
Danny wins.
It was just me gaslighting you the entire time.
Dan, you're a super villain.
Now that's justice.
Yeah, that deserved to happen, actually.
That was pretty good.
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