Bobby Dating a POPULAR Girl

Hello I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. Who was it dad? Oh girl asking for someone named Bobby Hello Hold on a second son. It's one of your friends playing a prank. Hey Joseph. Oh, hey Well, I did have a prior engagement, but I can always tape it So, what are you gonna get Marie? Well, I don't eat anything with a head on it Well, I'm a vegetarian Bobby. I Don't eat meat. My dad says if God didn't want us to eat meat. He wouldn't have invented steak sauce your dad says that Once Bobby, did you know that the average person consumes 500 chickens? That's enough chickens to feed a whole starving village But they shouldn't eat them Because that's bad. I'll have the chopped salad, please and I'll have the BLT, please That has bacon Bobby Bacon doesn't have a head on it Could you make that an LT, please Tonight was fun Bobby. My friends think you're a riot I really was choking at the food court, but don't tell them that Hey, there's a couch in the alley Sit down You want a kiss? Well, I'll try anything once I didn't think I'd like fruit pies But then I tried one and if your kiss is anything like a fruit pie, I'm sure All right, see you around Mom dad, did you see the sunrise this morning? It was the same color as my girlfriend Marie's hair. Oh Here's your coffee. Sweet meat Reminds me of my girlfriend Marie. She likes to drink her coffee black, too Huh? Looks like they're finally gonna cut down the big oak tree. That's in the middle of the ballpark I'm not sure what my girlfriend Marie thinks about that. I'll ask. All right, Bobby. I'll buy it Why do you keep saying the word girlfriend? Because I have a girlfriend Bobby has a girlfriend. All right, son She's real, right? I mean she's not imaginary or on a cereal box or anything. Is she? No. All right Well, I assume that she's your girlfriend. Just like Joseph is your boyfriend Peggy Joseph is not Bobby's boyfriend. Oh, what do you want to do guys? Let's go bike riding That's boring. Yeah, that's a little boring Connie I mean, maybe there's something else we all could do we could go shopping for clothes at the mall. Hey, that's a great idea I wonder what happened to your friends. I don't know. They were following us to the mall and then they were gone. Oh Look the couch You want to kiss nah, I gotta go, you know Marie the other night when you wanted to kiss I didn't feel like it, but I did it anyway You have to respect my needs, too Okay, whatever Okay, Bobby I gotta go good night