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宇宙 一千塊錢 我必須離開 我建議Motown 德國 不不 蒙古城 Motown的聲音 嘎啦哈啦啦啦 你們都瘋了 答案是Buenos Aires 阿凱多 波特斯佩斯 斯里蘭卡 拜託 拜託 拜託 你們都忘了奧運會是關於什麼的 獲得美麗的金牌 銀牌 慚愧的銅牌 I have here a letter from a little girl named Lisa Simpson She says her town might not be important enough to host the Olympics But she asks if the torch could just pass by So she can experience the glow that we feel every day Well, I say we don't bring her the torch I say we bring her the Olympic Games Who is with me? Well, I don't care. It's my decision Springfield was shocked today to learn it will host the next Olympics Economists predict our city will experience the same boom that Sarajevo enjoyed after the 1984 game And it's all because of your letter, Lisa Well, actually I just wrote it for a school assignment Everyone else wrote to the Backstreet Boys To honor the arrival of our foreign friends and enemies Channel 6 is sponsoring a contest to find a Springfield Olympic mascot The winner will join such other memorable mascots as the Atlanta What's-It And the Montreal Vampire A mascot contest? I'm sure to win that Unless one of you jinxes me No one's gonna jinx you, Homer In fact, we're rooting for you Yeah, go for the gold, Dad Well, you said I couldn't do it, but here it is Meet Abby the Olympic Tabby How'd you get the eyes to move? You paper-machined my cat? Just for the prototype, honey Knowing you always hate my first idea I prepared a backup How about a big Olympic hello for Springy The Springfield Spring Those aren't the dog's eyes, are they? Hey, that's cute Good work, Dad It's fun for the whole family And the ends are razor sharp To protect our nation and its interests God bless America The road, Lefty You too, Rizzo Oh, cinnamon Don't make this harder than it already is Bravo, Springfield I've never seen such a clean sewer And we are positively inspired by your solar power plant Yes, love that sun, man And we will do anything Including but not limited to anything To make your stay here tolerable Yes, you'll be completely above the law Women, guns, cash Whatever you need, it's yours And that's not all We've just chosen our official Olympic mascot Springy! In your face, Patty and Thelma Well, we still love you, Siggy Yeah That glue really gives it a punk And now, because the children are our future Here are the children of Springfield Elementary With a song they call The Children Are Our Future Children Children, children Future, future For the children, whoa, whoa, whoa Future isn't coming Children, children Future, future I've never wanted a beer worse than my life I love you, honey Are you talking to me or the beer? To you, my bubbly, long-necked, beachwood-aged lover Children, children Children are the future It gives me great pride to officially declare The next Olympics will be held right here in... Wait, wait, we have one more act The patriotic comedy stylings of Bart Simpson Thank you, thank you So, uh, you're from Russia, huh? Yeah You drunk yet? Yeah Poland, eh? Ha, too easy How you doing, Germany? Here's my impression of an East German woman Excuse me or I'll crush you That's what we're all thinking I'm not thinking that Hey, Swiss Miss There's no missing you, babe Lay off the cocoa Yeah, pizzeria Now I'd like to say one last thing To our Olympic representatives If there was a medal for horrible audiences You'd get the gold Peace out How could you put this boy on With that horrible material? Well, it really did seem funny in rehearsal And he didn't even get to his You bangy routine Ha ha, laugh it up, you punks 'Cause you and Jan Murray here Just cost our town the Olympics Hey, Thomas, where are you from? Ah, well, I was born in Queens Went to Ball State Then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania Why do you ask? Don't worry, sir I'll teach these children Some respect for their town I'm assigning each of you 20 hours of community service Intercourse? What if we refuse? You won't pass to the next grade I fail to see the threat Inner? Good idea Now, if you'll excuse me I'm off to my vacation At Lake Titicaca Let's see you make a joke Out of that, Mr. Smart Guy All right, Martin For your community service You'll be setting up A midnight basketball program For Inner City Street Games Hey, shirts and skins, let's hustle Milhouse, do you like the beach? Who doesn't? Good I want you to pick up All this medical waste That's washed up on the shore here Ow! I pricked myself Well, just keep working You'll prick yourself With the antidote sooner or later What are you gonna do to me? Bart, not all community service Is gang warfare and dangerous infection And to illustrate that point Here's where you'll be working The fireworks, candy and puppy dog store Go next to it Diddle a bit, boil or mold Okay, just breathe through your mouth And don't ask how they're feeling Oh, be a dear and snap My support hose to my girl Two o'clock, recreation time You, stay by the bill Whoa, where do you think you're going? No lease, they got you too Got me? What are you talking about? I've been volunteering here for a year Hello, let's hear some numbers I got a nice diagonal going here B3 You sunk my battleship G52 You sunk my battleship Oh, I got a bingo What do I win? A banana A whole one? Yep That's the prize, a banana? Their natural mushiness Prevents choking and promotes regularity They're not babies, Lisa Give them something fun Like cigars or booze We tried giving them eggnog at Christmas But it led to widespread de-shawling Well, that's what they get For wearing such tight little shawls Okay, four o'clock, nap time You tell them when to sleep? Shh, don't wake them While they sleep, we suck up excess dirt and crumbs Here you go, make sure you get into every crevice Grandpa, Homer Don't play with the faces So Bart, how was your first day of forced volunteerism? That place sucks Nurses don't let Grandpa do anything They practically chew his food for him Lucky stiff, I'm working my ass off here Good steak, honey The elderly aren't like you or me, Bart They thrive on consistency, predictability And a life with no surprises Sounds good to me I'll get it Delivery for Homer Simpson My springs, they finally came But we lost the Olympics to Shelbyville Yeah, but I should have no problem Selling a thousand springs No Idiot Oh, these are fun Oh, Rhett, oh, Rhett Where will I go? What will I do? Frankly, my dear, I love you Let's remarry Oh, I love you, too They cut out the best word Didn't that movie used to have a war in it? Come on, get up, you've been warned Picture yourself on a beautiful sailboat Ah, can't you just feel the sea breeze in your hair? Or scalps? Say, I hear a foghorn Maureen Come on, Bart, we don't want to overstimulate these people They just had pudding Hello, little girl, is your mommy home? You'll need to ask her for five dollars To buy Mr. Bouncy Best Friend I know you Your little smart mouth boy Costs this town the Olympics Who is it, mother? Bart Simpson's father Oh, I'll be right down Boy, Lenny, you sure look hungry Have some nuts Hey, thanks Ah, my eye Now, if you want to be the life of the party like Lenny here Just place your order for this hilarious novelty item Homer, get out of here Oimo, you sure look angry Here, have some nuts Hey, thanks God, my eye Help, get it out Don't pull I said don't pull Don't Ah, we're pulling into port And who's waiting for us at the dock? Why, it's all your childhood dogs Edie and Blackie and Schnoodle and... Oh, no, pirates Pirates Ahoy, mateys, it's me, Long Bart Silver And I'm gonna rip your new IV hole Bart, what are you doing? I'm just trying to liven things up around here These people need to ride motorcycles And play rock and electric guitars Like the old people on TV Excuse me, but when those pirates boarded I swallowed my wedding ring for safekeeping Get me some ipecac I'd like to expunge it OK, she's gone Let's break out of here and have some fun If I get up, somebody will take my chair Got that right It's the only one left with padding What about you, chief? Don't you want to be free like the eagle? I don't live here I'm just dropping off Indian casino pamphlets Vote yes on Prop 217 You know the door was open Chief, break everything Come on, people You don't want to stay in a place Where they vacuum you while you sleep They do what now? Now's our chance Let's go Oh, no Bart has stolen the elderly Got my hat Can't stop me now Today's grass is far sharper than the grass in my day Hey, everybody How'd you like to go on a real boat trip? Oh, that would be lovely Not a looker among us And damn the torpedoes What'd he say? Put on our tuxedos I want some taquitos Welcome to the kitchen of tomorrow Hey, Bart How much would you pay for a self-flipping hamburger pan? Nothing Don't answer yet Watch how easy it is to flip hamburgers With the help of God's greatest creation The spring Now watch this Are you okay? Some second-degree burns But some first-class burgers I want you to get rid of these springs But you haven't seen the baby of tomorrow Ta-da Now if I drop her No more tears Ta-da Give me my baby Get up, Bart I'm going to the hole I want these springs out of our house today You flush one down It swirls around 999 springs to flush down You're not flushing those springs down our toilet, are you? Of course not 996 springs to flush down 996 springs Oh, it danced divinely I haven't felt this relaxed and carefree Since I was watch commander at Pearl Harbor Oh, jeez This place used to be crawling with Russian subs Now there's just four Seahead Bart Simpson Bart, are you crazy? You've got to get the old folks home To the old folks' home No way They're finally having some fun How low can I go? That's it Gee, Bart, maybe you're right They don't even seem to care that it's medication time Medication time Hot dog Give me, give me, give me But I've set you free No more nap time No more bingo You can do whatever you want Let's play bingo Yeah, let's play bingo You sunk my battleship Now, Smithies, you say you painted all your navy buddies this way Until I was discharged, sir I don't get it, Grandpa If you guys like all that boring stuff Why did you follow me out here? Gotta do something till bingo Assize Oh, it's not fair I'm not supposed to die now I'm supposed to die in a foolish motorcycle stunt at the age of 15 You're not dead yet, you pudgy little pisser Jack LaLanne Don't worry I'll save you the Jack LaLanne way This is all Bart's fault Get him I blame him He's killed us all I want some taquitos Leave him alone Sure, Bart's responsible for our deaths But he gave us the most fun we had in 20 years So before we go to our watery graves I say that we... So you working tomorrow at the home, Bart? Well, I finished my community service Oh, right But I could swing by after school I'll bring the limo stick Hot diggity Hey, stop shaking the harness How low can I go?