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請讓我為您示範如何在網絡上下載薄餅 網絡? 這東西還在運作嗎? 網站上顯示猴子正在運作 巴爾,網絡比全球性虐待網絡還要多 來吧,麗莎! 猴子! 呃... 讓我們看看監控鏡頭拍攝了什麼 呃,這傢伙需要一點培養 啊!那是威利! 我的名字是瑪麗 我只有45歲,很重量,願意在網絡上下載 哇,這個瑪麗有整個套餐 哇,爸爸,你像個專業的滑浪員 哦,是的! 我在海洋島的海賴上下載了 我投資了什麼叫做News Corp 爸爸,那是狐狸! 啊!下載!下載!噢! 爸爸,我們還有錢嗎? 讓我們檢查一下舊銀行帳戶 看到了嗎? 即使我所有的監控鏡頭都下載了 我們仍然有1200美金 好了,傻瓜,這就是家庭檔 哦,是的,下載給爸爸 yoink.audios.com 噢! 我們被騙了? 你似乎非常瞭解這件事 對於一個無辜的人來說 我們是為了家庭簽證而存錢的 現在我們又要重新開始了 噢! 別擔心,寶貝 我會給你錢 即使我得到第二份工作 早上好,鄰居 又在騙錢嗎? 是的,先生 現在,Homer,我們不能讓你每次都騙錢 我知道,先生,我很抱歉 只是你和Maud生活得像皇家一樣 在你的高級城堡 而我在那裡被螞蟻困在那裡 就像一隻豬和一隻蜥蜴 噢,我們並不像你所想的那樣 我們給了8個不同的教堂 只是為了騙錢 而Leftorium的生意 從Leftopolis搬進鄰居那裡 就已經下跌了很多 如果你沒有錢 那你怎麼會有新的冰箱 電瓶打開機 或是牛奶機呢? 噢噢噢,我們買了那些很便宜的 他們證明瞭一宗殺人案 等等 是說什麼? 也許你對,納 也許你對 Well, stick around, cuz I'm gonna tell you the twelve saving secrets Wall Street won't tell you. Then, I'll show you the three ways to get back to the highway, including one shortcut those Wall Street fat cats don't want you to know. Oh, here we go with the fat cat bashing. Well, what do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue. Uh-oh, I'm late for the short line railroad. Let's start with mega secret number one. You gotta squeeze every penny. You see this tux? I got it cheap cuz Roy Cohn died in it. That fancy yacht? A bargain cuz it smells like cat pee. And those beautiful women? They used to be men. The point is, you gotta squeeze every penny. Come on, let me hear you. Squeeze every penny. Squeeze every penny. I'm squeezing. I'm squeezing it. Hey, I squeezed so hard it went into my hand. Oh, Homer, not again. We're gonna do our grocery shopping at a 99-cent store? Well, maybe for your wedding. Not if we want that vacation. Look, Mom, they have your dress. 33 cents? I paid almost double that. 哇,這個餅乾才33元? 根據美國食物法律,這個兩年前就已經廢了。 當然,根據他們的標準,但我們住在美國。 這也說明它可以造成紅海岸毒。 但是它太便宜了。 好,讓我們看看舊假期的東西吧。 Homer, you could have just unscrewed the bottom. A little late for could-haves, Mark. I don't think there's enough here for a vacation. There is for a mega-savings vacation. Chuck Garabedian says you can fly mega-cheap if you don't care where you go. That's right. Just go to the airport and wait for some no-shows. Then you can buy their seats for a fraction of the price. Are you going through our garbage? That's right. You fat cats didn't finish your plankton. Now it's mine. Hawaii, here we come. No, no, we're going to Paris. I can feel it. Come on, Transylvania. No, man. Let's go home to Jamaica. I and I been in Babylon too long. Attention. Flight 605 to Tokyo is ready for departure. And has four available mega-saver seats. Come on, Homer. Japan. No, not Japan. Jamaica. I want to pass the sushi on the left-hand side. Never mind. Looks like the Flanders are going to get those seats anyway. The Flanders thinks he can steal our vacation, huh? Come on. Come on, suckers. Watch the gum, jerk. Rashomon? That's not how I remember it. Besides, if we want to see Japanese people, we could have gone to the zoo. Homer. What? The guy who watches the elephant is Japanese. His name is Takashi. He's in my book club. Look, Mom. The safety instructions are written in haiku. Fasten seat belts tight. Your seat cushions float gently. Headset's $5. Sir, it is not safe to use electronic devices yet. Here are the waitress. Turn it back on! Turn it back on! I never knew Jim Belushi made so many movies. Yeah, isn't it amazing? They're filming one right now in the bathroom. It's going to be on towards the end of the flight. Toga, Toga, Toga 2000. Marge, they stole my idea. Welcome to Japan, folks. The local time is tomorrow. Here's our room. Homer, you're supposed to slide those doors open. I don't have time for that. Welcome. I am honored to accept your waist. There's years ahead of us. Mom, please. Check it out. Dad's on TV. Oh, yeah. There's the Imperial Gardens. The Meiji Shrine. The Hello Kitty Factory. I'm still checking out Japanese TV. Isn't this that cartoon that causes seizures? Mom, what are you doing? All right. Robots, be right back. All that teasing made me hungry. Me, too. Let's go to an authentic Japanese noodle house. The toilet recommended a place called America Town. Dad, we didn't come halfway around the world to eat at America Town. I'd like to see the Japanese take on the club sandwich. I bet it's smaller and more efficient. We now return to Battling Seizure Robots. I can't believe they stuck us at Texas. Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket. And? Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated. Howdy, gangstas. I am Average American Jewel Salaryman Waiter. These prices suck. 10,000 yen for coleslaw? Don't you serve anything that's even remotely Japanese? Don't ask me. I don't know anything. I'm product of American education system. I also build poor quality cars and inferior style electronics. They got our number. One square watermelon, please. Oh, my goodness. Homer, those are $150. It's worth every cent. I'm tired of fumbling with brown fruit. Maybe we should just head back to the hotel. But you promised me we'd do something Japanese. Of course you're right. You know, I read about a Shinto tea house where they practiced the traditional... Run, Bart! Isn't that Woody Allen? Looks like he's doing a commercial. Oh, hello. So many rice crackers claim to be low-cal But only Fujikawa rice crackers make your interiors go bananas. What did I do to deserve this? All right. $50 pretzel. Hey, what's Baby Huey doing? It says here they throw salt before they wrestle to purify the ring. Hmm. Bear some salt, tubby. Tubby? That name hurts my heart. I was born fat. Want some? Hey, that's mine! I can stay in my country. Hasta la vista, baby. Congratulations. I am the emperor. Yeah, and I'm Clovis Doris. All hail Emperor Clovis Doris! Your wife has paid your bail, Mr. Simpson's son. Thank God. It's going to take another minute in this hellhole. How can we do something Japanese? Oh, I'm sick of doing Japanese stuff. In jail, we had to be in this dumb Kabuki play about the 47 Ronin. And I wanted to be Yoshi, but they made me Ori. Then we had to do two hours of origami followed by flower arranging and meditation. Can you tell me the secret of the bird? No. Honey, I know you want to see Japan, but we're down to our last million yen. Don't worry, Yoshi-ban. I'll show you something Japanese. Oh, it's beautiful, Dad. It's a crane. The Japanese believe they bring good luck. Be careful. We need that money to get home. No! You motherfucker me! Now, Mr. Simpson, I know you lost all your money, but don't worry. The United States will not stand idly by while one of its citizens is stuck here like this. But, Mr. Ambassador, how are we going to get home? Beats me. Try getting a job and earning some money. That's what I did. By the way, Ambassador's taken. Every truckload of fish we got brings us 31 cents closer to those tickets home. And I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do. Knife goes in, guts come out. Spare my life, and I will grant you free will. Knife goes in, guts come out. Yippee! Knife goes in, guts come out. That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about. Well, this sucks. What else is on? Thank you. You have fulfilled our dreams and dreams of our ancestors. Tune in tomorrow when another lucky family tries to win their dreams on Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show. That gives me an idea. I think we all had that idea. I didn't. What is it? Lunch? Thank you, thank you. And welcome to our contestant from America, the Simpson family. You honor us. Don't patronize me. Now, Simpson family, have you picked a wish? Well, I haven't talked it over with the family, but I think we'd all like a free dinner at America Town. No, no, no. We want plane tickets home to Springfield. Our game shows are a little different from yours. Your shows reward knowledge. We punish ignorance. Ignore what? OK, let's begin. Our categories are How That Hurts, Why Are You Doing This To Me, and Please Let Me Die. We'll go with How That Hurts. My name is weak. Yes! All right, Simpsons. Quattro pinata. Come on. You may remove your blindfolds. Oh, sorry, Dad. We didn't know. I had an inkling. Could someone please whack my hernia back in? Sure thing, Dad. Mr. Simpson will cut you down as soon as you answer one question about Japan. Is the answer Japan? Actually, it is. idiot! Who gave you the answer? That means you move on to the lightning round. He seems OK, but he is being burned internally. And that Homer on the Japanese channel? If that's Homer, then who the hell's been putting beers on his tab? Um, that boy ain't right. Congratulations, Simpsons. The airline tickets are yours. All you have to do is to pick them up from inside that volcano. Why are you so cruel? This vacation really blows. Well, at least we're past the lightning round. I see. I sure hope they don't have an ice cream round. You think that bridge can support much light? Well, Maggie weighs a lot less than... Oh, I'll just go. Lisa! I'm afraid this might be the end. Well, at least we'll die doing what we love, inhaling molten rock. Don't worry. That lava is just orangeade made by our sponsor, Osaka Orangeade Concern. It burns! It burns! It's loaded with wasabi. Kudos, Simpsons. You have won your freedom. Before I go, I want to say something. Game shows aren't about cruelty. They're about greed and wonderful prizes like poorly built catamarans. But somewhere along the line, you lost your way. Poor shame. Coming up next, a Canadian couple say they are deathly afraid of scorpions. Oh, that stings, eh? Oh, God! Sting those canucks. I love this show. Take that, you stupid hosers. Goodbye, Japan. I'll miss your Kentucky Fried Chicken and your sparkling whale-free seas. Hey, what's going on? What's that? What's happening? Folks, we're experiencing some moderate Godzilla-related turbulence at this time, so I'm going to go ahead and ask you to put your seatbelts back on. When we get to 35,000 feet, he usually does go, so from there on out, all we have to do is worry about Mothra. Reports he's tied up with Gamera and Rodan at the present time. Thank you very much.