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探討東西方哲學 理解宇宙的神祕奧祕 我怕我得要你把那個屁股交給我了 真是的,兄弟,這對魔王獸Ned來說並不友善 你想要這個嗎? 我夢到最美好的夢了 我穿著一件帽子和一件內褲,沒有褲子 是啊,是啊,總之你答應帶我們去湖邊 我答應給你很多東西 這就是讓我成為一個好爸爸 其實保留保證會讓你成為一個好爸爸 不,這會讓我成為一個好爸爸 那我們去湖邊還是什麼? 是的,我們去那個可怕的湖邊 現在回到牀上吧,現在是四點了 噢,四點了,我絕對不會再回到那裡 嘿,你不應該把我的香蕉拿走的 看來湖邊就是我們要去的地方 如果我們在四點就像我想的那樣 爸爸,你在這裡,他們應該在看著路上 嘿,Homer,有足夠的交通嗎? Homer,你的屁股! 嘿,糟糕,糟糕了 等一下,大家,我們要用舊的SIMPSON短片 走,混蛋 吃我的香蕉,混蛋 不要叫大家混蛋 呃,香蕉 香蕉 如果我沒記錯的話,那是蝦肉 是的,蝦肉 樹! 我看到了 嗯,這裡的環境太殘舊了 我好奇誰住在那個房子裡 呃,在這個地方,只會有山羊 所以我猜那是山羊宿舍 是的,那是他們烹飪的地方 嘿,來到了SIMPSON 小心點,Homer,那傢伙 好的,記得我們停在哪裡 Homer 這裡 我猜你已經看過船的安全規則了 是的,我忘記了 來吧,男孩,給我一張口罩 呃,先生,你不能在酒精影響下運作船 呃,聽起來像是一種侮辱 救生衣 檢查 拖鞋 安全 滑雪 準備 來吧 他下來了 哦,看看他 留在那裡,親愛的 我們會回來 他在做什麼 我不知道,我猜他在滑雪 快點,Marge,快點 那些蝙蝠在亂跑 Heads Up正在走路 注意,嘿,身體球,我可以在後面玩嗎 嗨,阿布 噢,親愛的,你毀了我的工作 你這隻飛的胖子 嗨,小魚 高一點,高一點 我正在滑雪 滑雪得如一張蜜糖餅乾 被一隻蝙蝠抓住 高一點,Marge,高一點 他不會走 我說高一點 我想滑雪得比任何人都滑得高 我想看著雲層 我想看著神的創造 然後噴在他的 啊啊啊 啊啊 噢,神經病 啊啊啊 啊,我 啊,已經 啊,救命啊 抱歉,小羚 我認識你 你是Kim Basinger 我是Basinger 我的天啊 你是Basinger,我非常喜歡你 聽著 你覺得你可以移遠一點嗎 我已經結婚了 你正在摧毀我丈夫 BILLY BALDWIN 我是ALEC BALDWIN 你能把我放下嗎 那你兩個孩子在我門口乾什麼 嗯 喂 等一下 早餐時間 誰要吃餅乾 你確定不想去醫院嗎 森森先生 你喝了很多酒 哦 我不想打擾你 反正 你們兩個大荷里活明星 幹嘛在這荷里活裏 有時候我們需要離開荷里活 ALEC太調皮了 那你爲什麼不改名叫BETHESDA 不夠調皮 我們在這裏最喜歡的是私隱 大多數人甚至不知道 Springfield在哪裏 是啊 說實話 我也不太確定 我們在嘗試保持低調 我們甚至不去超市 對 我們一直在生活在 恭喜餅乾盒子裏 茄子 別把那個放回盒子裏 我會吃到最後 你不應該要 你應該讓我幫你購物 我知道我能幫你買些 超級棒的餅乾 沒有餅乾了 好的 但我可以幫你做各種東西 我發現你房間的陽光 被破壞了 是啊 我不確定我們需要 什麼幫手 森森先生 天吶 聰明 來吧 如果你讓我逗留一會 我可以幫你做各種東西 雖然我們已經到 廁紙的最後階段了 而且我一直在刷牙 用頭髮膠 我估計我們可以試試 是的 這麼多 好的 你答應了 但是你看 沒有人知道我們在春季 我們想保留它 你保證保留祕密嗎 當然 如果你保證保留我的 好的 這是什麼 我看不懂 但是你剛剛 讀到Gersh Agency的卡 我認識這個標誌 兄弟 你還好嗎 我們一直在找你 爸爸 你在哪裏 我們很出名 你從哪裏買到這個蛋糕 Gersh Agency 老虎 我正要買一些奇怪的 和有果味的東西 但我不想要任何的 首先我需要 接下來的蘑菇 芥末 是的 布爾基尼 是的 香蕉 是的 和奇塔基 好的 我們沒有這些 接下來要買什麼 一公斤綠草果汁 五公斤的豆腐 一些果凍 還有幾雙 六百美元的眼鏡 森先生 這些有趣的東西 和你平時買的 啤酒和豬肉 有什麼區別 沒有什麼 我只是在延伸我的構圖 對了 你有紅色的布爾基尼 給Humpy嗎 我們買了所有東西 紅色的布爾基尼 甚至奧斯卡布丁 寶貝 你爲什麼不讓它休息 你正在取消結束 當你贏了 你可以照顧它 隨你喜歡 哇哦 我會買的 是的 你好 我是Ron Howard Ron Howard 是的 我正在尋找 Alec Baldwin和Kim Basinger 哦 喂 Ron 我們聽說你正在尋找 一個地方在Springfield 是的 好的 這是美國唯一的城市 讓我和Dynamite一起釣魚 呃 他怎麼了 哦 他只是Homer 他是我們的新朋友 真的嗎 你們巨大的星星 認爲我是個朋友 我第一次在人生中 感覺自己是個人 Ron 你也是我的好朋友嗎 我聞到 葡萄酒和綠草嗎 它叫做蠟燭 我創造的 你想要一個嗎 好的 我也想要一瓶 哦 我也想要一瓶 嘿 我可以在這裏 晚上出車嗎 好的 我們都會留在這裏 手機 上個星期的種類 我來做 你上樓喝一杯 Homer 你什麼時候變成了PETA的成員 哦 你知道我 我愛動物 牛肉 雞肉 豬肉 你不是解決方案的一部分 Marge 你是問題的一部分 這不是PETA的想法 想象電影 我呃 Homer的副總裁 And lift And strain And hyperextend Keep those knees rigid Jerk that lower back Homer I'm feeling some sharp pains in my neck That's right Force it Whip that neck Um Does anybody know where this came from Oh There's that movie script I wrote Where did you find it On my pillow The important thing is It's got the perfect part for you Either one of you It's about a killer robot Driving instructor Who travels back in time For some reason Ron Howard's attached to direct I am not Well he expressed an interest No I didn't Did too I did not You lie Yeah Homer Um Most movie scripts are 120 pages This is only 17 And several of the pages Are just drawings of the time machine So you're saying You don't want to star in my movie I'm sorry Homer Well if Alec is out I'm out too You're on your own potsy The Terminizer An erotic thriller So I'm in the grocery store The other day Buy some cotton balls The absorbent kind You got that right my friend So around the corner And I head down the ointment aisle When who should I spot None other than Kent Rackman The local news guy Mr. Channel 6 My god What I'd give to meet him Oh they don't come much bigger than that Kent Rackman please Oh what I suppose you've seen a bigger star I might have Come on Make what a name I can't I promise I wouldn't Oh yeah right You ain't seen nobody Please don't tell anyone we're here You've got to keep our secret Homer Homer We're out of vodka Tell the people Homer They have a right to know About the celebrities in my house The hell are you What do you care I'm telling you what you want to hear All right I'm gonna let you guys in on something But you've got to keep it Much more secret than I did Yes In your freckled face Howard Unbelievable What Nothing nothing Good hustle Lemonade Look at the lemonade Everybody inside The shuttlecock Where's the shuttlecock I love splash Mr. Howard It was totally Miss Basinger Those red pumps you wore In L.A. Confidential were fabulous Where can I get a pair for my mother She wears a 12 double E Alec Regarding that so-called Silent propulsion system In the hunt for Red October I printed out a list of technical errors Which I think you'd enjoy discussing Somebody must have told them We live here I'm looking at you poor Jack Homer how could you Okay okay it was me I'm sorry I blew your secret But you don't know what it's like To be a nobody I just wanted to bask In your reflected glory Reflected glory Homer you betrayed our confidence I just don't think We can be friends anymore What where will I bask Anywhere but here Come on Ron We're not wanted here All right I'll go But the next time you want Someone to remind you Which brother is which Or smell your hair While you're sleeping Just remember Old Homer won't be here anymore Wait a minute Somebody's coming out Who is it is it anybody No no it's nobody Throw your stones it's nobody How could Alec and Kim Just cut me out of their lives Homer you haven't touched your food Well when Kim makes a man What she uses is focaccia bread And would it kill you To put some fennel in it Aunt Baldwin Wow that is the coolest person You've ever been fired by What was it like at their house Oh it was so great I didn't have to fake it with them I was actually excited To hear about their day I watched the dog today Was it the dog From the Beethoven movies Of course not Oh Our dog isn't famous And you kids aren't exactly John and Joan Cusack And you You couldn't open a movie If your life depended on it I'm about ready to ankle this family Ankle focaccia What are you talking about See it's like we don't even speak The same language anymore The only one who understands me Is that guy who married Martha Ray Don't blame us dad The celebrities are the ones who can do She may not be famous But she's right Those big shot stars Used me up Spit me out I did their laundry Got their pictures developed Took their garbage to the dump And I still got a car full of their crap Crap Hey is it too late To see the movie stars No no Just uh hop that fence Sneak up and uh Peek in the window there All right I never get tired of that Attention star struck fools Step right up And see the world's greatest Mobile collection Of Alec and Ron And Kim Marabilia Only five No wait ten dollars You heard right Twenty dollars Hey it's Alec Baldwin's Medic alert bracelet That's right Mr. Tough guy Can't handle a little penicillin Oh and look at this We can't even pay our bills And they're drinking Royal Crown Cola Hey hey Go easy on the celebrities huh Yeah what gives you the right We love celebrities Oh yeah What have they ever done for you When was the last time Barbra Streisand Cleaned out your garage And when it's time to do the dishes Where's Ray Bolger I'll tell ya Ray Bolger Is looking out for Ray Bolger Oh look Wasn't that a fun weekend Yeah Fulmer was a pretty good guy And we just tossed him out Like a golden globe award I've got to admit I miss the way he used to tuck us in And kiss us on the forehead Forehead Maybe I should have made his movie Yeah it wasn't that bad I mean the script might even work If you got rid of the talking pie What are you crazy It's a buddy picture Without the pie It would just be me on screen for two hours Oh yeah and you'd hate that No no no You can't lose the pie The pie is your heart OK OK Keep the damn pie Point is We weren't fair to Fulmer He screwed up But he deserves another chance Yeah everyone makes mistakes I mean We'd want another chance If one of us ever made a bad film Right I'm really looking forward To seeing Fulmer again He always has the most interesting odors Oh look at me I'm Kim Basinger The big movie star I'm so beautiful I think I'm so great I'm too important To take Homer to the Oscars What the Gotta go Thank you for supporting The Museum of Hollywood Jerks Let's get him And this time It's personal What It is personal He's got our underpants I'll never outrun them in a museum Pull over you maniac No Just jump over there Alec It's not that far Yeah You're a big screen tough guy Gee I'd love to But I'm not really wearing the right shoes Fine All by myself Hey were you watching sweetheart I made it My watch is caught Oh for the love of Hold on Can you drive Not well But I'll give it a shot I guess it's up to me Okay I'll stop Mr. Simpson Do you have anything to say for yourself Yes I do I believe that famous people Have a debt to everyone If celebrities didn't want people Pulling through their garbage And saying they're gay They shouldn't have tried To express themselves creatively In closing You people must realize That the public owns you for life And when you're dead You'll all be in commercials Dancing with vacuum cleaners Thank you your honor Mr. Simpson You are forbidden To come within 500 miles Of any celebrity Living or dead Well I'll always have my crank calls Hello old lady from Titanic You stink And it grows to a powerful Emotional climax When the father has to choose Which one of his children will live And which one Will die Pass What else you got Well well There is this one thing It's about a killer robot Driving instructor That travels back in time For some reason I'm listening Okay okay Well you see This robot He's got a heartbreaking Decision to make About whether his best friend Lives or dies His best friend's a talking pie Sold Howard You've done it again We're out of vodka