Happy birthday
to you.
You didn't. I was like, wait, I think
that should be hot.
This is the poses that she's doing.
Don't cry on your birthday. I don't have
a chance making trips come back and your
child won't make me wonder.
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Previously on the reality of me
birthday
a we're going to go to the water park
for her birthday. My sisters don't come
in till late.
Wow.
Yes. We're back in the car. Um, we're
about to go ahead and head to Kroger
real quick because I told y'all my
sisters are on the way. But we decided
that we wanted to get crabs tonight.
Y'all know how we do. Okay, so we needed
to go pick up the crabs. I'm going to
wait till my sister get here to do that.
And right now, I'm about to go get the
beer. I need beer butter and garlic,
like minced garlic.
So, I'm about to go grab that from
Kroger. What's funny is that Kroger I've
always seen and always went to in like
Ohio. Like no other place really is like
big on Kroger's like that. Like I feel
like like they are like is a Kroger in
every corner. Every grocery store is a
Kroger. You know what I'm saying? Like
Kroger and Food Line. It was Food Lion.
No, Food Lion I think was in Virginia.
Kroger and
it was something Meyers girl they will
Kroger and Meyers you down. Okay. But um
anyways I know it's big. Look now I'm
Mariah. I need to get my seat belt on.
But I haven't been to Kroger's in a
minute. I go past Kroger's to get to
Target and everywhere else I go like and
then they have like a whole bunch of
deals on there too that I'm seeing. So
yeah, on my way to Kroger. Are we
getting cheese?
I said
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cover your mouth.
I
got
you to get up here. Get up there. Get
that hole.
Cover your mouth.
Hold on. Yeah, hold on and cover your
mouth. You want me to hold your pop
stick your uh lollipop
here? Put it right here. Okay.
Hold on tight. Excuse me.
Standing.
Huh?
We got to get beer and butter.
Yeah. Butter. Butter and
and beer.
Butter and beer.
Butter and beer.
We get it.
I told you. Butter and beer.
Butter and beer.
Hold on, girl.
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It's stuck on the ground.
I have to get you another lollipop.
Okay. Don't cry on your birthday. Give
me that. We'll get you another one.
Okay. We got lollipops at home. We'll
put it in here. Okay.
All right. Look.
We got our butter. Okay, let's see. The
butter here is $3.99 and it was $5.79.
Girl, come on.
You'll be all right.
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Who dropped it? She did. How you mad cuz
you dropped it? Like you can only be mad
at yourself. Like this the stuff that I
be trying to teach them.
But anyway, like I was saying, it was
$3.99. It's always some type of deal
going on at Kroger. It was $3.99.
Usually I spend $6 on that butter. Six.
And the garlic usually $4.99. And it was
$3.99. Everything $3.99. Okay. No,
don't come here thinking 3.99. But
still, the cheaper. Where's the Oh, the
beer's on the other side. Let's see what
this beer hit. Girl, she's still crying.
But see, the beer is usually $11.99
and here it's $9.99.
I'm definitely going to have to start
coming in here because one thing about
it, remember when we went to Aldi's, it
was cool or whatever, but when I started
to cook the meat, I don't know. I don't
know if I I don't know if it's good or
bad. Like Aldi meat versus all the other
meat places that I go to, totally
different. So, I don't know if it's meat
and maybe it's quality meat and I just
don't know nothing. Hold on, Milan. Or
if all the meat ain't right. I don't
know. I can't I can't put my finger on
it. Okay. Can't really put my finger on
it. But it just wasn't
it wasn't doing what it was supposed to.
The salmon was like
rubbery.
The um what else did we get from there?
It was like the beef. It was something
else. I forget. Everything everything I
mean every meat we cook and y act like
it's meat like oh no it's just in your
head like no
it don't taste good like and I had
forgot some of the stuff from all these
like I was like where are we going this
baby thinking it was just bad at the
store and I need to throw it away
is
need
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ATM.
Let me tap that dumb ATM.
E O
A
T A T O A
baby a
baby a
baby a
is the chaps that my sister brand
the Beyonce pants
they're going to Beyonce on Sunday
and another. Hey, you can't just
No, I think that's a great idea. No, I
think she's right. No, I think she's
right there.
I think she's right there.
Glue them. Move.
But now they finally have an iron.
Are you recording?
I went like this.
Do you iron it? You never
stop. Why do you do that? See, kids
always.
Okay, so she's about to put the she's
putting patches on. So that's why she
has on the shorts underneath there.
But they just she just super glued the
patches and now they're going to super
glue.
Can you stop?
Yeah, she's doing that
to the other part of her costume. So
she's wearing extra pants because it's
hot glue. in the final.
I'm just going to put one glue on the
middle and I'm going to put Can you turn
around?
I also need to cut the bottom. Um cuz I
don't want the Is that hot?
No.
Oh, a little bit.
Hot glue always work.
It's not. I only just did a little dot
just to see if it was going to where it
was going to be.
You didn't? Then I was like, "Wait, I
think that should be hot."
It's not hot.
Yeah, it's not bad. Super glue standing
up.
Have to cuz if I do it laying down, it's
not going to stretch, right?
A lot. That's why I'm only doing little
sections.
You can do big sessions.
No.
Burn out.
I don't want to burn you.
Just get it.
And you don't want to get stuck on the
pants. You go home.
Oh,
that hurt.
No, I can do it. I'm recording. I'll
show you. I'm going to show you what you
look like. She said what I look like.
This is the poses that she's doing.
Get it, girl.
She is three. Oh my good. Let me fix you
three. Let me fix you three. She is
three.
Get it. Get it.
Birthday treatment.
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Look at this one.
Mhm.
Mhm.
That's a bunny.
Is it?
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What's that?
Okay. Eat your food, girl.
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She come with a snack.
So, take her on the stick. It is.
Look, there's another one up here.
You're three. You're three years old.
She said it was 3 years ago. She said
no. Six. Seven.
What do you mean?
Seven years ago.
Wait, you're only three.
She has a happy birthday thing.
She broke it. She's worn already.
How many bracelets you got? That's too
many.
I know.
You have seven bracelets on. You have
one more.
What?
You have one more in your arm.
Here. Stand up.
What?
Because she's sick. He going to hold the
candle and let her blow.
Oo.
You ready? One. Wait. Wait. Wait. You
don't blow it.
Say happy birthday first. Ready?
1 2 3. Happy birthday
to you. Cha.
Happy birthday
to you. Cha.
Happy birthday
dear Milan.
Happy birthday
to you.
Y
I didn't realize there was I didn't
realize moose.
I didn't realize there was moose on my
hand.
Oh my god.
In my face.
She laughed and something exploded.
I didn't realize there was moose in my
hand.
You open my gift last.
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What do you think it is? What is that?
Play-Doh.
Is it?
Is that what you think it is?
She thinks it's Play-Doh.
She's right.
I think it's Play-Doh, too.
You got some Play-Doh.
What?
You don't know.
What is it? Look how bright.
Oh my gosh.
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It's a bluey thing.
I almost
thing.
Goodness.
I think I missed everything, y'all. If I
did, this is all the stuff that she got.
My phone just died.
I mean, my phone. My camera just died
and I don't know if it's safe.
Wow.
But look at your shoes.
That's the one shoe.
So cool. You got more.
So I gave them to Milan.
Nice. That's a good gift. Great gift.
Everything right. You don't know.
Your last gift. Last gift.
What is it?
That's the question.
You need to know.
I don't know.
Is this water, guys?
Water.
Happy birthday.
Is he filled with water? That's not
fair.
She can't even get you back cuz it's so
wet.
Now she's all wet.
It was good.
Happy birthday,
Get Daddy.
Just a little bit, please. Not all.
Okay, that's enough. That's enough.
Happy birthday.
Now she ready to open it, right?
This is all the stuff she got.
Beautiful.
Good birthday.
I know you would.
Yeah,
there you go. It's ice cream.
I think you're I don't know.
Let's
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down here.
Look at this.
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I'm cold. Where's my
I got to go talk to Beyonce.
What are you holding?
Because it goes like that.
That's okay.
Cuz it unravels and it falls. It's going
to fall out.
I just turned it off.
Oh, I thought you were going.
Are we Are we going to do our outfit?
Wait,
I got
ignore my house.
My sisters are here and they're going to
Beyonce. Cowboy Carter. And this is what
they're wearing.
Who we have here? This is Zarya coming
down with the cowgirl.
Cowboy shimmy shimmy shimmy cow. Cow cow
cow moo. And then next up we have Barbie
cowgirl.
Shimmy shimmy.
And wait.
Oh,
get into the details. Get into the
details. Look at all that.
So cute. That's so cute. My little hot
girl summer.
Oh, okay.
and the hat. Get to it. And then last
but not least, we have
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CowCl.
Back up. Check the jewelry.
Check the jewels.
Not my name.
Custom.
Yes. Custom.
Custom jacket.
Check it.
Yes.
Everything. I love it. Yes. You're not
clocking. She's standing on business.
We have lipstick refills. What does that
mean? Bring your lipstick.
She said she stays ready.
Then we need
camera's on. We need
Where's that water? Where's that? Give
me the