269 | reacting to your most awkward moments ever

What's up everybody welcome back to couple things with Sean and Andrew there's another fun one it's reacting to your most embarrassing stories I love these because if you guys have Been with us for a while. We have shared all of our embarrassing stories We probably should do another one and share some works like we're racking them up, you know Yeah, we're just piling on the embarrassing stories, but you like these because you get to hear you gotta spread the love a little bit Yeah Let me just add one for you real quick, I don't even know if you know about this, but we are recently working with the military and we were out in the middle of the mountains and In order to go to the bathroom, you had to just like pop a squat okay, and I went and popped a squat on the side of the mountain where I thought nobody would see and As I'm like full pants down Going doing my business What comes around the mountain by the helicopter filled with all the guys Yeah From the helicopter There's no post comments made no post comments, but I mean It was obviously in an interaction, you know, that's funny. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, you did not tell me that. Yeah Today We have a comment from Becca Smith as a comment of the week She said started listening to your guys podcast and appreciate your mindset faith and family approach Listening to the interview with Hunter and Devin where you discuss the postpartum protocol you followed as a couple Would you mind sharing that I'm 33 weeks pregnant with our first baby and would love guidance on preventative measures what's fun is we actually were able to send her a link with the things that we do as Ridiculous and potentially unhelpful as they may be I feel like it was helpful for us to at least have somewhere to start and say hey this is a game plan of how we're gonna try to avoid this and Work together and then you know, we evolved and grew the team. That's good I love how if you guys aren't familiar with the protocol you should run them through it, but it is completely Formulated and put together by you Which I think just is really endearing and goes to show how Amazing of a teammate you are. Yeah. Yeah, but again, it might not be helpful Give me like a quick a quick summary of your protocol postpartum. I think it's like 12 different things that we try to do Some of them are be outside as much as possible Even if I didn't want to go outside and or would like Set up the coziest chair in the sunlight and almost like Come grab my hand and very gently like take me out there and people who have had kids You know that first six weeks. It's like a weird haze. Yeah life that you're living in. So a little sunshine goes a long way Only watch comedy movies. Yeah, you're gonna watch anything if anyone offers to help you take them up on that So those are a couple things but meal trains are I used to before I went into kids I was like, oh, I don't want a meal train, you know, I've Pick your preferences or whatever it is. No meal trains are Absolutely Incredible. I agree Incredible. Okay, because it actually allows the community of people around you to be a community. It's nice So that's a nice little heartwarming start to the episode. Let's get to the nitty-gritty. Let's get to the juice. Shall we? Yeah, so we thought it would be fun to read some of your most embarrassing stories since we've shared so many of ours You sent us these via Instagram if you don't follow us there head on over and give us a follow We've put out way more content on Instagram than we do here on YouTube Just because it's it's easier to frankly But you can also follow our podcast Instagram if you're not already so you can participate in the next time we do an episode like this, so You already shared an embarrassing story do you want to share one you have any new ones I I don't But I'll start making notes. Okay, so I can share them later. We have 17 stories You want to start with the first one sure age? from page I Was staying over at the in-laws house. They go out for the evening or so. We thought Husband and I take advantage of alone time spicy spicy time commences Mother-in-law walks right in Full view of the spicy nakedness that is happening We could have picked a better place to do it. But hey life happens. I helped her put groceries away ten minutes later Wow, ten minutes it would have been two for us Could you I Could not imagine if my mother-in-law Better be tough. I don't want any parents or kids. I don't want any direct family No, I don't want the dog Yeah, like the dog needs a locked out of the room. Yeah, I feel like really anyone else outside of parents or kids or Yeah, I could cope with friends We have a story there. Yeah We we unfortunately had a friend yeah Yep. Anyway, all right big show page actually has to do Her second is I was so sleep-deprived in the trenches with the newborn. I'm on a phone call leaving a message for a doctor's appointment I end the call with thanks. Can we call back in Jesus name? Amen That's great Thanks for sharing those page you got Megan, okay Megan says I was 30 years old and heading into my first Colonoscopy due to symptoms I was having when the procedure was complete My nurse just kept giggling while she was working on the discharge paperwork. I kept asking what was so funny Next the doctor came in. He said that the procedure went great and kept smirking himself. So I said, well, it's so funny He then proceeded to tell me that while I was getting my anesthesia I proceeded to look at him spank my bare butt and ask him. Are you ready for this? 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I was home alone one time in high school and a man showed up at my house I didn't see his truck or car anywhere He just came around to the backyard and started playing with our pool water We made eye contact from the window and he said hey, can you please let me in? I need to talk to someone and you won't answer the door. I was so scared I called the police the police came ran after him and then I realized he was actually just our pool guy He had parked down the street So he didn't block our driveway and he was asking for me to let him in because he rang the doorbell twice to talk to Someone about the poor quality of our pool water in the bill. Oops. We never looked at each other the same way again Yeah, I mean she kind of did the right thing though, right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but also yeah Dang getting the police called after you. Yeah, I wonder how often that happens people who do work at other people's houses. Yeah That's I feel like that's probably not uncommon. No, I mean the police were almost called on my dad for checking in on Yeah Anyway, all right. Next one's from Robin. I own a very small shop I thought I was alone and farted looked up and there was a customer. Yep I wanted to die just the two of us in there knowing what happened Yeah And you're like own your own little boutique shop, you know, it's probably got her personality all over it. She just forever gonna be associated Jasmine I was in high school and I went to say hi to who I thought was my friend I literally walked up smacked her butt so hard only to find out that she was not my friend. I literally wanted to disappear I've never been more embarrassed in my entire life. So you just say I never did that again. I've done that several times Yeah, that's not a pleasant experience. Yeah, I think I've shared that experience not slapping a butt but when we were first dating and I was trying to like learn all your friends names and like Get used to the whole group. I came to have a bugging once and I was so trying to like fit in and A girl was walking towards me and I was like, oh, this is one of like Andrew's close friends girlfriends Like I definitely recognize her and I went all-in super excited gave her a hug and it was like mid hug I was like, oh my gosh, this is actually Andrew's ex-girlfriend Yeah, yeah, I was kind of scarred by it, yeah It's okay. I Never had fortunately any Disastrous breakup, so there's no bad blood No, never. I never had a dramatic, right? Don't I roll me? All right Let's see, Chloe says I work in an office setting for context I went to the bathroom one morning and was sitting on the toilet and knew someone else was in there with me I started peeing in the most unhinged Monstrous fart left my body it echoed Oh my gosh, I was so mortified that I slept I Was so mortified that I slapped my hand around out over my mouth with my jaw on the floor I started silent laughing in disbelief, but that unfortunately pushed more air from me and made the farts continue with each laugh The other person in the bathroom with me left so fast that I'm not sure they even stopped to wash their hands I texted my best friend at work to go to the hallway to make sure it was clear before I exited I now tell this story to people in the office But as if I was a person who heard the fart instead of released. Oh my god iconic, but my identity is still concealed I will never run up to that Some of these people are great story they are really fun and When I resigned from working at Chick-fil-a, I wrote a resignation letter But put the wrong name for the owner. I had worked there for four summers and definitely knew who the owner was I'm still so embarrassed to this day. Oh, man. I mean, that's not bad. I I really don't like this happened recently with a teammate of Jets one of their parents. I called him the wrong name after like eight games, you know, you spend like eight weekends the other That's not fun. No, I I take knowing people's names really sign Oh, I feel like it's just the most basic form of respect and then you get it wrong Frick I Feel like it I disrespected that guy Shea says I was wearing pantyhose and slick gaucho type pants that were I guess slightly too big I was in line at the store waiting to check out and I got cold look down and my pants were around my ankles I didn't understand how I how I didn't feel them fall I have not been to that Academy Sports ever since worst part is I went to school with the cashier So we knew each other Wow, that's rough. That's crazy. You just look down and you have no pants on what are gaucho pants? there are those like think Think athletic top like leggings tops, but then in same fabric, but then they go like this They're like super baggy. Okay interesting. You would have seen them around middle school are they like Easy to not notice if they're living on your leg The gauchos that I owned were quite tight around the hips, but I'm not sure interesting Amanda when I was a freshman in high school I was walking down the stairs and end up falling down six steps in front of a group of probably 50 Classmates walking down the stairs as well. No one stopped to help me So I just sat there for about 10 minutes until one of my friends happened to see me and helped me Hop to the nurse's office. I ended up breaking my ankle in two places And had to wear a full leg cast too much. Wait, those who do you actually saw that's not embarrassing Dang 10 minutes. Also at some point I mean, no, I would say the threshold is about five seconds if someone's not getting up on their own. You're like Probably something wrong. So the 50 classmates that witnessed it and just kept walking not nice Wow Sherry says I went to visit my boyfriend's family for Thanksgiving. It was the first time I was meeting them We arrived late at night after his parents had gone to bed and went to sleep in the guest room the next morning We were having sex and suddenly his mother opened the door and walked right in without even knocking and that's how I met her That's not how the mom wanted to start Thanksgiving, that's not how Sherry wanted to start I'd like to know how that ended up Is Sherry still? still with him That's crazy, I mean in The previous story, it's like, okay. Yeah, if you know someone is that it's not your first impression that situation Well, that's your first impression. Yeah, and you're at their house And it's Thanksgiving and it's the first time you're meeting Okay, mama's real talk when's the last time you even thought about wearing a push-up bra for me it has been forever After three kiddos comfort is key and honestly the idea of underwire and padding just sounded like a hard no But then skims sent me their push-up bra and I was like, wait a second. This is actually so good It is the only push-up bra. 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We went horseback riding and I didn't know I was allergic to horses like deathly allergic The instructors are giving a training and my eyes my eyes start swelling up and throat is getting tight and I'm wheezing at this point We finally get to the horse ride and I'm looking I'm looking like Will Smith and hitch I get on the horse and can't see anything So I go to get off the horse and my bra gets hooked to the saddle the horse continues walking The horse continues walking as I'm being drug along the side hanging by the middle of my bra The instructor sees what's happening and stops the horse and tries to pull me off in doing so there goes my shirt My dignity and pride as I flash the instructor and everyone in view I end up leaving due to the embarrassment and spend the next hour using an inhaler and a histamine and Benadryl cream To calm the hives and allergies Wow It's a lot. That's a lot. But honestly at some point you're like, alright, I'm more concerned about the allergy than I am The modesty, yeah, well, I mean but all of it together is just yeah That'd be overwhelming. All right, Sheila says in high school. I was a freshman who made it to the varsity cheer team I was a top of our pyramid as we all got into our spot I sneezed so hard and I made the entire pyramid fall first day of school. It was like a movie It would feel unfortunate but isn't down to by the way, I Was the top of a pyramid recently and that is so sketchy up there really maybe I mean, I know I'm 220 pounds So yeah more dangerous, but there's a couple times. I almost fell backwards like well, I don't fall backwards so then I tried to fall forward and I was like, I also don't fall forward because it's not like It's too much of a distance to fall that you would be able to do so gracefully. Yeah, so anyway Jamie I was in a gym challenge you go every day and compete for a minute or So at an assigned task and your team earns point I just had my second of three babies. The task was jump roping after a sprint You can probably guess what happened next I peed the floor Not only that but the trainer was counting every time I jumped and watching my feet as the pee pooled Wow It's 12 years later and I'm still mortified. I laughed it off and most women at the gym empathize the OMG So embarrassing may I recommend a pelvic floor therapist thing, but she really kept going so respect That's impressive respect Danny says when I was 18, I was at party as I was at a party flirting with two girls They said something funny and I smirked releasing a bit of air out of my nose their face changed completely So I felt that something was awkward but didn't know what I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and saw a thin String of snot hanging down from my nose to my mouth But it was so thin that I didn't notice it and kept on speaking to the girls horrible Yeah, I mean You ever you're like been talking to someone and you just are so convinced. There's something on your nose Yeah, you're like I got a booger. I got a booger Yeah, that actually happens to me a lot. I know but you're very aware of it I got these uneven nostrils, too. You know, what do I do with these your dad had them, too I know I know it's such a thing. Is it genetic? It has to be guy has uneven nostrils They're very uneven. But anyway, I feel like the the boogies just don't come out right? Yeah Okay, when I Marissa when I was in sixth grade I grabbed a pair of pants out of the dryer to wear to school when I arrived I Stood in the hallway with a group of friends and my crush I felt what I thought was a dryer sheet in my pant leg I reached down to pull it out and it was a pair of my underwear that had The day of the week on them in big letters my face turned blood-red and I started sweating I immediately ran and found the nearest trash can to throw them into I just knew my crush saw it and as life I Just knew my crush saw it and life as I knew it would be over I'll never forget that for as long as I live the middle school is I know Embarrassment, it's just brutal you're so awkward and like you think everybody cares so much and Yeah, it's fascinating how that Hormones or is it the fact like you're really experiencing a lot of new things for the first time and inevitably somewhere gonna go wrong I think a lot of both and people are most judgmental probably at that phase. Yeah, it stinks I think a lot of it has to do with hormones like developmentally like you're not even close to an adult but like you're not a little kid and a Lot of hormones are happening. Yeah All right. Last one. It's summertime But instead of relaxing are you stuck in the meal planning rut the cycling through the same old dinners while juggling work family and all? The busy summer activities. I totally get it. 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Go to home chef comm slash East fam That's home chef comm slash East fam for 50% off your first box plus free dessert for life Home chef comm slash East fam must be an active subscriber to receive the free dessert Melanie says I used to be my city's mascot for special events. I was a big Fox So for one event, they had me dress up and play with kids at a physical activity day I had no help getting dressed. So I started off already breaking a sweat. The head was super wobbly So I tied it tight to make sure it wouldn't bother me Nobody told me that I wouldn't be able to take breaks for the full hour Things started off great But quickly took a turn when they made me run around do jumping jacks and burpees Well, the mayor was giving a speech I was holding a little girl's hand and everything went black I fainted I fell face first and they called 9-1-1 The paramedics couldn't take off my head because I'd put on so tightly When they finally did our local news station was there with a camera in my face. I retired my mascot career that day. Oh That's brutal dang, that's crazy. Those are good. Those were good. We got some good giggles The toilet bowl the butt smack echoing the butt Which of those strikes you is the most embarrassing me? Yeah, I think the butt smack most embarrassing cuz like Farts in a bathroom though embarrassing. It's like that's kind of the place for it, right? Yeah, if you're gonna do it, at least you're in the most appropriate place Yeah, as like a woman laying in a vulnerable place like on a operation table Operating table and like saying that drugged up to your surgeon would be pretty embarrassing funny But very embarrassing. I think the first time meeting your potential mother-in-law. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah That's tough. That's more like mortified. It's like tragic. That's just like the end of that story. Yeah Man Well, that was fun. Thank you all for submitting those I love these episodes. I did too. It's fun. It feels like some type of interaction Also, we're due for a live stream. We are than later a live stream that will most likely Work this time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 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