"I'm 25 And Have No Dates To Show For It!" | First Dates Ireland

In nightclubs and pubs, like, lads don't come up to me for whatever reason. I'm the one that moonwalks across the floor. It's bad. No, it's as bad as it sounds. I just think I need a little bit of help in this department. I'm 25 now and I've nothing to show for it. One failed relationship. Welcome. You really should have, like, put your pole on that. I like your little suit. Thank you very much. You look lovely. Thanks, I look like a cabaret bar. Don't I look daring, though? I don't believe in soulmates as nice as that idea is. I think in life you meet a handful of people and you have a spark with them and it's up to you to put the effort in and turn that spark into a massive bonfire of love. Welcome, welcome. Oh, thanks very much. My nerves are gone. So we need something to settle it. I'm really open-minded. It doesn't really bother me looks-wise, but definitely someone who can make me laugh. It says dyslexia, so it's dyslexia spelled wrong. What do you look for in a good match? I'd say ass is one thing. I love a good ass. Tits. Can I say tits? Is that all right? Love is... You don't want to get with anybody else. Hi, nice to meet you. Ian, nice to meet you. Thanks, so do you. Thank you very much. Welcome, enjoy. Jesus, you're late. I am late. Where did you come from? From Castle Knock. Castle Knock? Yeah. In Blanche. How come I've never seen you around? I don't know, where did you go to school? Hertstown. Oh, Jesus. I would give them a full dose of Kayleigh and see how they handle that. Thank you. Right in the middle of the floor, so we can't get away with putting glasses in your bag or anything, can we? No, no. Jesus, you had me, you were warned, weren't you? Your food is coming. Thank you. We are well prepared. I wouldn't like a shy girl to vote. No-one too mental, I suppose. Someone to relax me a bit. I'm getting a burger. I think I'm going to get the Chicken Supreme. Yeah? Fantastic. Perfect, thank you very much. OK, lovely, no problem. She's beautiful. Do you want me to leave? I love her. Baby. She's great.