Snowboarding In Japan For Snow Machine 2025!

Yes sir, yes sir! Welcome back, I'm in ******* Japan. A Kuba, the snow machine. Got the crew. I've never snowboarded in my ******* life. I couldn't even barely get on the ******* ski lift but we're here. First time skiing or snowboarding and we're doing it night time. Got Isaac, he's a professional bro. Nah bro, relax. He ran a black track or whatever trail yesterday so he's pretty much a pro. This is gonna be interesting. We got five nights, four days. Look at this ---- bro. My leg is so sore. I haven't even snowboarded yet. What is it called when you walk? It's just walking. Yeah, my leg hurts from walking mate. Bro, I can't believe you've got us doing the top of the slope for beginners. But this is the beginning. This whole thing. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to video much because I'll be too busy trying to figure out how to do it but... Three hours to become a pro. Salam alaikum my brother. Look at this ----. First time doing it. All my days. I'm about to die. Yeah. Oh my god. Ladies and gentlemen, I suck. You're right. Just go around me, I'm ----. Oh man. This is my third time up. Stacked it the whole way down, first two. Smashed into someone on the second way down. Probably dislocated their arm. Yeah, now I'm gonna try and ******* feel myself. I don't know how this is gonna go. Okay, here we go baby. You're gonna watch me suck. Oh ----. Oh my god. Oh no. This is gonna ******* suck. Oh yes. I struggle to stop. Oh ----. Takes it out of you. Come on. Oh ----. Okay, this is my fourth time going down. I put the camera away after the third one because I'm gonna lock in real quick. And I actually ******* got the hang of it, bruv. Supposed to have a lesson tomorrow and I'm already pro... Not really, I ******* suck. Your GoPro is going to fall. Good break. But look at me, first night, ******* snowboarding, bruv. What do you mean, bruv, it's my fourth time down. Doing like a V, fam. Check me. Come on. I ******* broke the GoPro. No. I spoke too soon. I just snapped the GoPro, bruv. Fuck. Oh no. Looks like I can't ******* film ---- for the rest of tonight. I need to get a new tripod. Look at what I've done to my ******* GoPro. There's no point having this thing. Can't ******* do anything. And if I fall, this GoPro is just gonna ******* disintegrate from the earth. I'm gonna chuck this away, go down a couple more times, see how I go, mate. See you tomorrow when I'm gonna be doing tricks and ----. Yeah. Feels like this is a rollercoaster, bro. God damn. Okay, it's day three. Today we're actually probably gonna go down with the GoPro because I'm competent. That's a bit bad. Today there's like a DJ set up on the top of the mountain here which looks ******* unbelievable, by the way. Right now, plan action is to try and find where that is because this resort is ******* humongous, man. Like, huge, bro. There's just ski lifts everywhere. Yeah, hopefully we can get some good ******* clips today. Did you bring your 360 cam? Yes, sir. Am I allowed to use it today? I don't know, maybe after a couple of runs. Then warm up a little bit. So, yeah, should be pretty ******* interesting, mate. Now we're gonna try and go down, but you can't see anything, bro. We don't know. I'm gonna die. I'm just gonna have to send it, my brother. Let's ******* go, then. Here we go. Come on! That ******* hurt, bruv. My rectum, bro. Oh, that's really got me in my anal, bro. Bro, that was scary as ****. We're on like... You're supposed to be the... We're gonna die, you ******. Bro, this is sketchy, bro. This is fucked, bro. Bro, the snow is so hard. It's not snow, bro, it's ice. It's literally ice. Bro, I ate ---- just before we stopped. So ******* hard, bro. On my ass. Look at this guy just rolling down. Oh, no! Oh, ----! Here we are, first day rolling out. Come on! We're getting flashbacks. It's like the opposite degrees, bro. It's negative, mate. This is nuts, bro. It's snowing. Snow machine, Akuba, 2025. And there's some fireball type ----. Round two. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. Yeah, bro! We all threw sand, bro! Yeah! Hey, hey! Hit that ----, huh? Thailand, season two! Japan, season one. Wait till next year. Wait till this year. New Zealand snow machine. Snow machine part two. Bro, what do you call when you're thinking of something that you're going to do? Manifestation! Manifestation, bro! That's what I'm going to do, bro! This is the most unique experience of my life. A ******* snow festival. Like, what? Bro. Check it, bro. On the snow! It's snowing! What? I'm going to enjoy it, Chase. It's not just too much. It's like a ******* dream! Look at him, bro. He's on the trees, huh? What the dunce about to play. And Daniel's chatting to the most moist tings I've ever seen in my life. What is going on? My, oh my. What a ******* mazzolini, mate. We've lost Daniel. He's run off with the ******* meaty tings. I cannot believe it. I will not let him live this day. What's the, how do you say the ******* thing? I will never let him forget this day. That's the one. That is mental. He's run off on his ones. With some meaty tings. And yeah, now I'm heading back to my hotel to catch some sleep. Because we're going to wake up really early tomorrow to hit the slopes all day. Because we were out pretty late today. So, we didn't really get much of a session out on the slopes. So, that was ******* snow machine. I'm probably not going to go back for the next two nights. Because there's no one good performing. Only reason why we came was for Chase and Status. And they ******* turned up. Which was very, very cheeky. So, I'm now walking back into my accommodation. Going to ******* go to sleep. And probably see you guys tomorrow bright and early. We're going to hit the slopes. I'm going to be doing back flips. It's going to be ******* nuts. Here we are the next morning. Waiting for Daniel to finish his alcohol ----. It's already past midday. We didn't end up waking up early. Because Daniel was out way too late last night. So, yeah. Just sat here waiting for Daniel to finish shitting. Pretty cool. Two thousand years later. Yeah. We just sat there getting it sprayed in your rectum. Because you were there ******* half a day, mate. In the G-spot, mate. Just lost track of time. It just felt so nice. Too dizzy for this ----. Alright. We made it to the top of Iwatake. It's like a ******* snow storm up here. It's crazy. You can't even see anything. We're in the middle of a cloud. Hopefully, it clears up a little bit. Because the view would be nuts. Looks like we're going to make way through this little track here. Through some trees and ----. Looks alright. Let's send it, bro. The views, man. Gorgeous, isn't it? ------- Japan, bro. Come to Hakuba, bro. Come on. Bro, he just ******* died. He would have fallen down there. Mate. Would have been dead, bro. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. What a ******* trip. What a day. What a trip. What a place, man. Look at that. Snow Machine 2025 has been an absolute ******* send. Snowboarding for the first time has been nuts. Chasing status was ******* nuts as well. Damn, bro. What a trip. That has been Japan 2025, Snow Machine. What a ******* trip. If you like the video, make sure to drop a like. Subscribe if you're new. And I will see you guys in the next one.