WR250R and CRF250L Off Road Dual Sport Adventure, Part 3: The "Epic" Conclusion

Previously on Lost. Are you ready, duck fan? Well, that was a fun little side detour. It'd be a great party spot, actually. There it is, there's the duck fan. Oh man, I was hoping you'd eat ---- for me, it would've been funnier for you. The turning around up here will be... sketchy. The conclusion. The turning around up here will be... sketchy. Yeah, that was weird. That was close. I almost let it go. Look, I don't have to. I don't have to let it go. I can't get my feet down. I'm gonna go right a little more level right here. Let's see. Now I'm uphill. Do I look majestic in my road gear? Yeah, that's probably the comment we'll get. Ooh, dumbasses, right there. Oh yeah, look at that. Yeah, get the douche pose in. There you go. ****, I'm tired. I'm catching my bike. Yeah, you just did a 250 pound deadlift with one hand. Are you coasting? Stealth mode. That's funny, I could hear... It sounded like you were riding, but I couldn't hear anything else. I was... I was hearing like... Legendary Honda quietness. All right. Shit is gonna be steep as hell. How the **** do you stay off the brake or off bars when you're going down a steep-ass hill like this? Uh, I don't know. I mean, I'm trying to use my core, but... Well, guys, stand up, I guess. Stand up and lean back. Your weight on your feet. Yeah, ******* steep. I would not want to stop on this ----. Whoa, whoa, keep pulling down on the bars, you moron. Trying to open my helmet then. Hitting rest at the same time is not a good... Productive use of your time. I'm sure this whole video is just my breathing. I don't hear it much, but the GoPro camera is a little hard. You don't hear it through your GoPro camera, do you? It's all through the Senna? Yeah, it's the Senna. So if you... Yeah, what you hear is what it hears. This is that road we did. Do you want to do it again? Uh, I don't know. We could. Ow, a leaf right in the eyeball. Cut like a leaf. Careful. Can you hear that? Yeah. I tried to duck it, it didn't work. It's a duck van. Get some mud in. Mud, ************. Wow, that is way less impressive than I thought it would be. It's just basically driving on the ******* ground. It doesn't... Like the tires don't even sink in. I'm probably going to goose it a little. Try not to get me too muddy. There you go, that was good. Whoa, I got into the middle. My boot is definitely muddy. I need to trust the bike a little more. I took my foot out as quick. Trust the throttle to right me. Yep. That's not an instinct that I have yet. Yeah, that's a little rough. All right, man. I'm going to go first. Having fun in the dust back there? Well, there's actually sort of a cross breeze, so it's blowing it off to the side. Oh, that's nice. Getting far enough back, it's not too bad. Wow, it is getting me the eye now. Spoke too soon. Definitely going to have to clean, lube the chain, do all that ---- today. Yeah. After this ride, I should say. I wonder if I should invest in something slightly different than what I used. I've been using that waxy stuff on my Ducati. It's supposed to attract the dirt pretty badly, doesn't it? I know we're not doing any big hills or anything, but I'm trying to figure out why somebody would need a significantly more powerful bike than this. I'm telling you, that's a just highway. That's the only time. And to carry more gear, I guess? Maybe. I mean, yeah. It's like people do have 600 dirt bikes, and that's just for more power uphills. More accelerations, probably. Yeah. Cool looking road right here, isn't it? Oh, you should check that out. There's a lot of nasty rocks right here. Oh, ****. Nope, this doesn't go anywhere. Oh, don't bother. You totally threw a stick up in the air. We've only gone 17 miles. Yeah, at least according to Mike. Yeah, but we've been out here for what? An hour and a half? I like to travel better than dirt, or backwards. Oh, there's people up here shooting, too. Keep going? Stop. Turn around? Don't care. No, let's turn around. I don't want to be coming back down while they're shooting. I wish I knew what their conversation was right now. Why are those assholes wearing street gear in the woods? Probably. I don't think anybody up here knows the difference. It's probably more like, why are those pussies wearing helmets? Yeah. Not even a flannel shirt. Oh, there's a lake. Oh, there's a good shot up here. Dusty as ---- all of a sudden. Green Peter. There's a lake. Oh, there's a dale. It's a great shot. Great shot. Too bad they dig those trenches like that, because there was totally a dirt road right there. Yeah, and we could get over a dirt pile. The problem is the hole on the other side. Ah, ****. I'm just trying to not turn around in front of you. Yeah, that would be a... It's all soft dirt. It's basically like a trap. Oh, that's bad. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stay on the bike. I would advise staying out of the middle back there. All right. Nope, and that's exactly what I did. God damn, it's just gorgeous up here. You get used to it, you know? I know. Just thinking, like, if there wasn't this massive cliff on the side, I would probably go a little faster. But what the hell are you guys doing? Jumping a body or something? A weird place for a minivan. Yeah. ------- look at this ----. Oh, damn. It's gonna be picture time, I think. There's a place to pull off. Oh, there is right there. Oh, no, I'm gonna lose the view. Damn it. Yep, that is less good as a, uh... Yeah. Well, **** it then. I don't want to get off. Clearly, I suck at that anyway. Another fun dirt road that I think is... See, this is one I used to go up. I used to come up here on my lunch sometimes at work, because I was ******* hating my job. So I would come up here, and then up at that junction up there, you take that left road, and there's one that comes off, and it comes down through this, and then goes to that, and that's it. All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for watching. I hope you enjoyed the first dual sporting adventure of Duckman and I. Don't worry, there are many, many more to come, and I imagine we'll get into a little bit more tactical stuff, but I had a good time. How about you, Duckman? Yeah, it was fun. It was a good warm-up, for sure. For sure. So, uh, if you want to see more dual sporting adventures, or watch us riding around on our street bikes, or see other ridiculous crap, like videos with guys with lawnmowers pretending to motovlog, you may want to hit that button down in the bottom right-hand corner that says subscribe. Hit it up, and we'll see you in the future. And as always, ladies and gentlemen, don't forget to be excellent to each other. Thank you. Excellent! Well, my ass isn't sore. Riding my other bike this long, it would have been.