Cassie and Luke - Funny Moments (Purple Hearts)

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How was your day, babe?
It was fine, babe.
Is your dad in the parking lot waiting to cuff me?
Funny.
Here you go, sweetie.
Thanks, honey.
Did you play?
No, it's just to impress guys.
You impressed?
Y'all live near the base?
It all happened so fast.
We didn't really live together.
Oh, boy. Well, you will now.
I promise.
In fact.
No, I'm not doing that.
We're getting married, man.
No!
What?
You can't wear that.
Why?
Because we're taking wedding photos.
You have to dress a certain way.
Really?
No, I'm coming up.
I love you.
Yeah, ditto.
I love you, too.
So what happens to the men in the future?
Say, you know, about wars.
Do you really want to know?
It doesn't end well for the bros.
Deep kind of sauce.
I'm breaking six laws going 120 down to 405 with no pants on.
Metaphorically?
Is that your car?
My Lexus?
Give me one second. Oh, here it is. Right there.
I'm in pain.
I'm in so much pain.
Huh.
I, I, that's too bad.
Sure.
Sure, you did.
Does this mean that I'm, like, your muse?
No.
Really?
Let me think about it.
Just a little.
Dude, don't worry about me.
Because you're so cute and suburban.
Trust me.
Um, I went to the laundry for her.
Because you have a little piece of that tattoo on your back to prove it.
On my ass, actually.
Which you can't touch, but you can kiss.
A married couple spending the night in this motel in the base means we have to.
Hello, my prince.
Today is the day that our credit scores shall become intertwined.
