"Whose kid is that Jason?" - Taylor Swift recounts her UNFORGETTABLE first impression of Jason Kelce

I don't know. I'll always remember that. I was just like, I'll always remember meeting you for the first time, Jason. Do we need to talk about that? That time I did hold onto my beer. You did. What was, I guess you brought it up. What was that first impression like? What was, did you know I was told to be on my best behavior? I didn't know what you were told, but I did know that one of the first things I saw was like, you say to Kylie, I was just shotgunning beers with the Bills Mafia, and I really want to go through one of the fire tables. I want to jump through it. I want to jump onto the flaming table. And she goes, okay, can we not do that right now? And since then, I've heard her say that exact thing to your four-year-old about like, mommy, I want to throw this pudding on the wall. Wouldn't that be fun? Can we not do it right now? That's a common phrase for her. And so I meet you. You're exactly as I thought you would be. Kylie is exactly as I thought she would be. Just like the realest, the smartest, the coolest. You're fantastic. Obviously, you know that. And then I swear to God, Jason, you flew through the window at light speed. I've never seen someone so big move so fast. It's impressive. It's like, you know when you see a cricket and it's here? Yeah. And then it's gone and it's 16 feet that way. You're like, did it just jump that way? How did it do that? And he surprisingly, he gets more athletic, the more. The more beers. I mean, it's real. It was wild. I really should have played in the NFL to drop. I think it would have been better. You know what? Not, no. At this point, I would never argue with that. And all of a sudden, you're out there in the snow. You're handing me children through the window. I was trying to. It's fully. Not my best moment. It was. And like, I think it actually was. And I'm really grateful. I was like, you want to see Taylor? I got you. Let's go. Whose kid is that? Jason, do you know where this kid came from? Yeah, it was. I think it was your best moment. And I think I'm very lucky to have gotten to see it. How do you feel about Jason telling his kids the cats are poisonous? It was actually really a great challenge because as soon as I got the kids around the cats, it was my goal to prove to them that they weren't poisonous. And there's no better way to prove that than to just hand them Benjamin. Who lets humans hold him like he's a baby. And I mean, like my favorite thing ever is just like when Benny will come up to me and just go, I find Benjamin. I find him. And she's just like over there, just like laying with him and petting him and holding him. The cats are so good with kids. They're just like, Meredith is here. I'm like, yep. And you know what? She didn't bite you at all, did she? No, she didn't. And if she did bite you, she wouldn't be poisonous. They're like, that's not what our dad said. I'm like, well, I heard you're getting a cat. I heard this from a very well-placed source. I will neither confirm nor deny. We'll see if it does get to that. You're getting like a proper cat. You're getting like a cat that chases mice. What I have are not that. I think they sit around. There's a chance. And there's a happy medium. There's a chance I've been talked into a barn cat that does not go inside. That will survive, survive off of rodents in the field. Those girls are going to be sneaking that cat into their beds every single night. I will say, this is why I lie to my kids though, is to, I want them to be able to be critical thinkers need to realize it's absurd to think this and you handing them Benjamin and then realize, and then walking them through critical thinking ability. Yeah. Now, all of a sudden they won't believe something that every moron tells them on the internet. Right. Yeah. It was really like, I know it wasn't helpful for you, but it really like, it was helpful for me. My allergies are going to be in severe. I think I don't even know if the allergies are a thing, Jason. I think you just, I've had an allergy test, Taylor. I've had an allergy test. They tell you everything. Allegedly. I'd like to see a copy of it. Fair enough. I think that you just like, maybe don't like. I don't, I mean, I think some cats I get down with. I always like flash growing up. The cat that we had. What did you think of? What did you think of my three cats? My three perfect little angels. Well, the only one that would go near me was Benjamin. Yeah. Cause the other two consents that you had resting cat. That might be it.