First Ride on New R1 *It Gets Crazy*

Yamaha, what were y'all thinking? I'm taking it easy. And then D-mode's like a T-Rex tearing apart your home. What the ****? I love it. But that's dumb. That's D-mode. Give me a second top. Traction 2. I don't want to. Oh, okay. That's like minimum. Okay. Power? Power's on 4. Give me a 2. You have no lift on, so you can wheelie it. I got oil on the tires because the boost over there blew a brake line, flew into her. She's got brake fluid, so I'm going to go break her tires and get this oil off. But, alas. Come on, slowpoke! I have my armored back protector and my armored hoodie. But I don't have my leathers on, so I can't really go crazy. I'm taking it easy. It's not a 600. I know what it is. 10 minutes. Yeah, right. I'll give it 30 minutes. The other side. 10 minutes. There and back. Uh-oh, this feels so weird. Way too weird. Oh, my gosh. I got to break the tires in. Good. So, I got to like... And you do, too. We're just chilling. Like 50%. 40%. It's not my bike. 30. Okay. Oh, my gosh. It like doesn't want to go under 30 miles an hour. Like, that's me like literally... You see, I'm trying to get the crest. It's literally 30 miles an hour. You have to go faster. Just to like stay on the gas. That's insane. Wow. I'm in heaven, though. This feels so good. Oh, gosh. I barely hit the gas and the wheel was off the ground. Holy... Oh, my gosh! Jesus. Oh, my gosh! This is... I can't buy one. No. It's my dream bike. I give it that. I can't buy one. I'm not ready for this. It's not like my skill level. It's what I would do on this. Myself, I can't ride this. I can't even go through a city. Like, what the heck? I'm literally trying to stay just right on the gas a little bit. This thing's insane. Hello. Why are you mad? It's okay. I don't know. We're just vibing. It's all right. I'm sorry if you're having a bad day, Han. Oh, my gosh! No! What the heck? Oh! Oh, my gosh! The plane! Oh, my gosh! Oh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh. Oh my god! Oh! How did what? Holy sh... What the? Ah! This is, this is, this is something else. Oh! I love that! Oh! Oh my god! Santa please bring me one! For the love of... Oh my god! Oh! I felt something in the corner! But my foot keeps on hitting... What the heck! Oh my god! What the... They definitely heard me! This is crazy! Oh! Oh my gosh! Where are you going? Oh! Where are you going bro? Oh! Oh my gosh! Oh! What?! This is... Crazy! Why is this legal? This should be our only track fight! What? I'm not hyperventilating but damn! Ah! What the fudge! What the! I told you! Oh my gosh! What the ****? Oh! Bro you don't understand I wheelied like all of the straights effortlessly like just straight up there like straight up second gear would just come up off the ground and I would just hold it and then switch to third. I don't need that bike I don't even if I buy one it's gonna be for the track only Hit me I need insurance money How hot are they? Hot That's dunk all the time Bro I was like in the corner and I would like add a little bit of gas and the whole rear end is like I love it but that's dumb What the fudge! They're like alright let's get a Bugatti engine and just put it in a bike Go feel it That's touchy But that's power 4 that's no power You'll still feel it You will still feel it That's not touchy Bro what are you talking about Is that no lift? It's over I want a cinnamon roll **** me Absolutely absurd I'm not buying one I know how I like to ride The fact that I'm like and then it's all done I don't need that What? I'm in love with these bikes but I need more skill or something I need more self control Ultimately it's self control I'm gonna self analyze who I am as right now and I'm gonna say no I don't need one I'll wait a couple years Plus insurance is so dang high on these It's like 5 grand I'm sweating I'm hot I'm in love Oh my gosh It's like a snorted bang But like through adrenaline Yamaha what were y'all thinking We're just gonna dump a whole bunch of power into these bikes I'm gonna guess I need like 2-3 years of maturing and self control and more skill until I can buy one of these I'm not You didn't tell me that time because I went a lot faster These tires are really hot That's feeling good You know the nice little big dinosaurs that always just eat the green the leaves That's B mode And then D mode is like a T-Rex tearing apart your home And then down And then up I love it I'm gonna wait until I'm ready for it