VAN LIFE UK - We went to a NUDE beach!

This video is sponsored by Squarespace by IMAB. What is happening guys? We're Craig and Amy and you are watching King of Eats. And this week we're going to be exploring one of the best seaside towns in the UK, Penby. And we might go to a nudist beach. This week we go on the search for some bald Welsh seals. Oh, he's coming to say hello. We park Custard next to some new neighbours. I like it a lot. We get attacked on the Pembrokeshire coastal path. It's humongous. I don't know what I told you before, but f*** the coastal path. And we get our kit off at a secret nudist beach. Let's get nude. Let's get nude. She's done it. She's in the bath. I am. It feels so weird. If you're new around here, then here's a quick roundup of the world of King of Eats. Back in 2019, we bought ourselves a bus. We were the proud owners of a yellow 2001 Mercedes Barrio 814D. After a fast-track six weeks renovation, see, see who's here. She took us on our first ever holiday as a three and it was the best trip ever. Europe was incredible. Then the seaward happened. So we had to explore a little bit closer to home. Scotland was up next. The scenes were incredible. And we often dipped our bits in some waterfalls. We then got kicked out of Scotland due to lockdown. Wales finally opened up for us and we couldn't wait to explore our home country. This is the final video of our 10-part Wales series. So click subscribe to follow along every Sunday. I swear to God, Craig. Amy, you're banished. We're going to fight today. Come on, Ed. You're just so cheeky. If only you were like your top. Look at that little smile. If only you made me like that. Where's the breakfast, bro? I made you a shake. Look, Craig, you had explosive diarrhea off that shake. I'm not going to talk about that. I'm not going to touch it. It's a good one. Keeps you frequent. Let's go into Temby and try and find... Let's go mental. Hey, you look like a gone-off lotus biscuit. Or like some, you know, like the dried dog poo that's been there for a long time. I can ask you, Craig. Like the stale, like the stale white dog poo. I'm hungry. Let's go. We trotted our way down into Temby. Temby is the cutest seaside town. Famous for its colourful houses lining the beaches. We drove right into the centre to see if we could find a spot for good old custard. So the car park, as soon as you get here, it says no motorhomes and no camper vans. But the guy has said I will make space for you and you can come in, which is lovely of him. You never want to carry my stuff. So I know although the weather is threatening, Craig, we were hooked to go on the beach and have a little lay down, a little swim. So I've got, I've got a towel. Wrecks my outfit, but I've got a towel. Come on. Domino's pizza today. She's got a little interview. She's hoping to make the best pizzas in town. I think you're going to get it, babes. You look fly today. Almost like a hipster painter who likes to go out in the dark. And guide people. I could have a beanie on and a bikini. That's alright, isn't it? Who's done that? What happened there then? Amy had a drive and all went to pop. Own a Mercedes Benzo. You're in the Benzo club, yeah. So we're popping a ticket in the window like good citizens. And I'm going to grab a hoodie because it's bloody freezing. Probably the best hoodie. Shout out to Amy and Beck. We miss you guys. We love you. But don't buy their merch, buy ours. First, we're going to head to the Pasty and Pie shop. I've already rang them, they do vegan. And then we're going to Loafley Bakery. Already rang them, they do vegan. Is this the Tembi food tour? If you've never been to Tembi before, it's a classic seaside town. There's little sweet shops and fudge shops. There's places selling churros. There's loads of little independent shops selling like really cool things. There's so much to see and it's so busy today but I like it. Yeah, it's great man. It is great and it smells amazing. You walk around the streets, it just smells like sugar and pastry. And like stick of rocks and fudge. It's like a childhood dream and there's loads of dogs. So we've got our pasties, now we need some cake and then some coffee. Amy's happy place. What are you going to get love? Everything. Sold out. Best thing, vegan fudge. Worst part about this is Amy won't let me eat my pasty until we've got everything. So we have to go and get coffee now. She's like well have a little nice sit on the beach and eat it all. Fine. Have you ever find the coffee love, I'm starving. Phew. I'm not being funny but this is probably one of the best coffees I've had in my whole life. Stop it. It's so, so good. Is it just because you've been drinking best coffee though for like the last two months? Best coffee. No, this is delicious. She gave me this like new milk, it's called milk with a Y. Oh yeah, you got the new milk? Yeah, it's unbelievable, flat white. Get a flat white in there, decaf. Come on baby. Where shall I go? What's the verdict on the pasty then babes? Yeah, it's really good. So we got the only vegan pasty in Pembrokeshire pasties and pies. Indian summer it was called. It's kind of like all the spices from the Indian streets with some potatoes put in a pie. Nice, sounds like a three. All right lads, the rain's coming in hot so we're going back to Custard for a cup of tea and some fudge. Not all bad. I'll have a biscuit, tea please drive. I'm making it my life. Oh, I never wear a backpack. Shoulders are killing. Oh, I'll just have a lie down. How'd the interview go? Did you get it? Yeah, I got the job. Well done. What do you think you're doing? You're in work today actually, so can you get up please? Shut up, you just said you're gonna go for a nap as well so don't act like you're not on the camera. I'm actually gonna have some fudge and tea first so. Oh, when you wake up you'll be ready for it though. No, I'm ready for it now. Excuse me Miss Patterson, you got any sandwiches? Not for you. Chef Bansi on the mic tonight, what we have in love? We don't have much but we're coming to the end of our Wales trip so I don't want to do like a massive shop and then have loads left at the end so we're just having pesto pasta with vegetables. Sounds banging. It should be good, like it won't be rubbish. Before we carry on with the video we'd like to thank this week's sponsor Squarespace. This is what it used to look like when you tried to build your own website and this is what it looks like building a website with Squarespace. You could get recognised in the street by designing the world's most beautiful website and it's not as hard as you may think. I'm never washing my face again. You just choose your website layout and design template using the customisable fonts, colours and stock photos. Add the tools you need, for example an online shop or a booking system, perfect for a small business and start reaching your audience with personalised email campaigns. The design options are endless. So you want to go to squarespace.com for your free trial and when you're ready you want to go to squarespace.com forward slash clean it for 10% off your first website or domain. I love you. Coffee. Yes madam. Good morning lads from Cursed at the Bus. The beast is alive. I haven't put these jeans on in ages, I can't do them out. That's a good effort that is babes. Get your little bulge. I built that myself. Your package I mean. So as I was saying, the beast is alive. We found a nice little lay-by which we stayed at a few nights ago. It's about half an hour from Tembi but today we're driving back to Tembi because Amy's booked us in for two activities today. It's gonna be great. The weather was booming. We were feeling the seaside vibes and the fresh salty air. There's only one thing to do when you love animals and you're by the beach. Seal safari. Quick we gotta go now. Yeah I've got our tickets. She's like be there by 10 so I'm like um we'll run now then shall we? Always late. Panic be done. Did you put your flowers on for the seals babe? Yes I come bearing gifts of myself to the seals. This is honestly one of my favourite things to do. If you watch these vlogs you know anything like wildlife but in the sea, that's me. That's a bit of me. So I'm very excited because apparently there's no chance you won't see a seal. Really? Yeah. Winning. Please everybody hope and pray for Amy B that she doesn't get travel sick. I haven't taken any tablets. I'm feeling very brave today. Come on, come on. No travel sick Tracy. Dodgy little cloud over there. Look round the sun baby. Time to say hello. Hello buddy. How you doing fella? Oh my goodness. Can he have a ball? Can we let him on? I just want to flop in with him. I'm not crying, it's the wind. It's the wind. That was so cool. That was class wasn't it? Starving. We made it back. Amy didn't get sick. No I didn't. That was really great Craig. There's about 20 people on that boat. Do you know who he came up to? Me. He actually did. He did. There was one that came right up to the boat and he just looked at Amy like that. I think he knew that we had a bond you know. He saw what it was baby. He saw your jacket. He thought she brought me flowers. Flowers. Yeah. Oh brilliant. Yeah it was really class. So we got to see the seals. It was loads of them and then they took us around. I think Alex from Travel Beings would really have loved that because they show you like this whole bird colony and I know he's really into his birds and stuff. You would have loved that mate. Yeah. But yeah it was class. It was 18 quid per person and it's like an hour. Yeah. Wicked scenes. The shortest one just in case I was sick. It was really choppy as well though. We did well. Yeah we did but the clouds have come. I'm ready for it to just lash it down and we're absolutely starving. So let's try and find somewhere for lunch shall we? Let's find some food. Are we on a date day Craig? I think we are babe. It's getting a bit serious now isn't it? It's like a dream Craig. It's a bit more seaside coastal town than a beanie. Everyone's looking at me like it's in the middle of winter love. So we've been pottering around town for a bit. We had a little lay on the beach. It's not been a pottery. That was the other activity that I booked today. What? Pottery. So we swerved that. But yeah I've mentioned it and it wasn't taken well by Craig so we cancelled that. And we're doing lovely to do together. Yeah. Romantic. Really nice. You can think about Patrick Swayze. So instead we're going to go to a nudie beach. No. We've never done this before but I am really keen for it. I just feel like it would be so liberating. You know everybody there will just be so happy and comfortable with their bodies. I think it's going to be brilliant. Could just be me and you being naked. Naked weirdos and everyone else clothed with children. Be like oh my god. Obviously everyone's clothed. We're not going to take our clothes off. But hopefully there's some extra naked people there too. Hi love. Oh yeah excuse me driver. Are you going to the nudie beach? I am love. You fancy it? Jump on board. So we've arrived. We had to park at Manabea Beach. Apparently you used to be able to park at this farm down the roads. But now we got there and it was like super tight lanes. There's a big sign saying no access to beach and no parking. So we've come back to Manabea Beach and it's like a 40 minute walk from here. But it's the coastal pass so it should be beautiful babes. But it's bloody freezing. We're about to get our bits out. So that'll be fun. Why have you got clothes on? I didn't do it yet. Oh baby look at that. What a view. See babes this is what happens when you come out for a walk. Yeah I hurt my leg. Trying to get a coast guard out already are you? Such a faker. Come on Clyde you could do it. Why is this snow done? Whoa nudie beach, nudie beach. Let's get nude, let's get nude. I hope we've got some friends down there. Oh cancho's happening in a minute. So Amy did some research and it turns out that in the nudist community people who wear clothes are referred to as textiles. Which is what we usually are, we're usually textile kind of fellas. But today we're going to branch out and see what it feels like to be liberated. It's weird though isn't it? We were saying earlier humans, the only animal on the planet who wears clothes. So what's that about? We should just be free and be happy with ourselves. But no, we're told by society we have to put clothes on and everyone crushes our dreams. Preacher girl. So we've had a quick scout from the cliffs and it looks like they're all textiles down there. It's not looking good, could either be shunned or arrested or worse. Pictures of our bits posted on the internet. Do we need to ask? Like do you mind if I get naked? Do you think that's a thing or? Mind if I get my sausage roll out? All right so we're being little wimps. We've come to a separate corner. What I've read is that the nudists, the naturists, have one side of the beach and the normal people have the other. So we're just going to slot ourselves away in this corner. Someone's got to start the train off haven't they? And hope nobody looks or photographs our bits. She's done it, she's in the bath. I am, it feels so weird. There is naked people on the beach but obviously we're not going to film them. We've been little wimps and we've sort of tucked ourselves away in a corner. But yeah, I mean it feels wonderful. It's just a bit, it's a bit weird but very comfortable and there's wind going in places I've never had it before. It's lovely. This is what Adam and Eve felt like. Who are you Adam and Eve? The 21st century. Are we rebranding our channel to naturists? Oh, it's pretty warm so I reckon we should go for a swim. Yeah, there was quite a few hills to get here so we are sweaty beckons. It would be glorious to go for a naked swim. Go for a naked swim, come on then. As we set off for the sea, we saw someone and bottled it. Oh great, we are such wimps. But this is on my bucket list to come to a naturist beach and get naked with all the naked people. So we've got to do it. You mean get in the sea and do it? Well, I want to have a little splash about in the sea but the waves are really big so I don't want to get knocked over and then, you know... Wig pops off. It all pops off then. Leave a comment below if you would do this or if you have done this. If you've already done it, let me know. I would love to know. That would probably be the worst thing. R&L, I get called out. You get sucked out to sea. They drag you on the boat, you're butt naked. Like mate, where's your clothes? Why haven't you got any clothes on pal? It was actually quite nerve-wracking but exciting at the same time. Such a mad bunch of feelings all rolled into one. So much fun. It is fun. It's great. Just walking, you just feel so free. Do you know what I mean? You've got nothing pulling, nothing catching you. You're just winds blowing straight through your legs. Straight up your crack. And then you just dive in the sea. Feels so good. Feel like a newborn baby. Bucket list tick. So now we are back of the textile kind. That was brilliant. I just felt so liberated. I felt empowered as a woman with my body. Yeah. What about you? Good for you babes. Yeah, me too. Felt like a brand new woman. But I'm really proud of you though because I know this isn't like your thing. Well, I didn't think it was going to be my thing but I absolutely loved it. Yeah, it's good, isn't it? It was class. Apart from, yeah, there is a couple of nude people on the beach but there's also non-nude people on the beach. But we were tucked right in the corner. Well, maybe we'll be a bit more daring next time. Will there be a next time? Yeah, probably. Definitely. So this is our challenge to you. Go out there this weekend. Get your kit off somewhere secluded. Somewhere appropriate. Not in the city centre. Take some friends and just feel it. Just be at one with nature and your surroundings and just love it. Oh, I wish we didn't have to do the walk back. Oh, thank God for that. It didn't quite go that smoothly though, did it? Oh my God, where's he gone? It was humongous. Yeah, like an adder. He was like beige. Keep walking. I don't want to get bitten by him. That snake was about four metres long, mate. It was massive. We're in danger, Craig. I think it was an adder. I think that's all you get around here. But it was pretty big. No, adders aren't black. Are they? They're beige. No, they're black. Oh, that was a rattlesnake then. Okay. I don't know what I told you before but f*** the coastal path. The danger zone. Amy just said to me as well. Do you know what I thought when you said that? I thought it was a panther. I was ready to run. I was leaving you behind. This ain't India, mate. Leaving you and your white bum for dead. Go for a textile swim, shall we, babes? Can confirm, textile swimming is not as fun as naked swimming. Eh, Craig, what the hell, mate? So gross. You remember we put those foot masks on last week? All right, so we've got our foot masks on. Let you know how it goes. Supposed to take seven to ten days though, innit? You haven't put yours on right. But yeah, within seven to ten days. Seven days later. Look at my feet. All the skin is just peeling off. It's good though. Like, that's all dead skin that needs to come off. That's actually minging. We were at the beach yesterday and Amy had like a pocket. With all the sand and like gone under the skin. It was so gross. It was like a bubble of sand. Minging. Yeah, my name is better, to be honest. It's just, it looks, it just looks so minging. It works though, doesn't it? They do work, obviously. Yeah, we're gonna have baby smooth feet after this. So I'll make breakfast then, shall I? Because I haven't actually touched my feet. Yes, please. So, decisions, decisions. Do we go with Cheryl? Do we go with Deborah? Do we go with Hirietta? And that little nightmare, that just hasn't been named. We won't talk about that. Let's do Hirietta. Our last day in Wales. Well, on the road. Amy got bitten by a horsefly, so we're going back to the bus. Is there a mark there? Yeah, the red mark. God, is that a fly? I guess so. Or a, or an adder, Craig. Or an adder, I think it was an adder. Anaconda. Anabloodyconda. Get in, get in, quick. All right, lads, tonight is our last night on this road trip. Can you believe it, babes? No! It's been like 10 weeks we've been on the road since we left our little town called Barry. The sun's just coming for us as well. I know. So yeah, we've got one last place which we love and we haven't been there for years. Yeah. So we're going to drive there now. It's about an hour and a half, leaving Tembe, heading for Swansea. You're going to love it. We'll see you there. You're going to love it. We'll see you there. You're going to love it. Hopefully the bus starts now. Go, Kirsten! All right, we've made it to Swansea. Found a parker. Captain, we've got a bugger hat, digestive biscuits and a bit of foil, psychopath, and a coffee. 90B's are an extremely underrated Vicky Craig. I never said they weren't, but wrapping them in foil to go on a walk is a bit weird, isn't it? It's lucky there's a view then. Just take a look who our neighbours are. Hello, gorgeous girl. Oh, check if we can feed them first. She's got a collar on. Oh my God. Are they balls? They're massive. It's an udder, babe. She's a girl, she's got a pink collar on. Gorgeous thing. Do you spit? I hope you don't spit. It's not a camel. I'm really close to you. That's that bit there, Craig. It's so soft. This one good for you? Oh, yeah. She just burped. She's kicking, she's like, more, is this okay? This is all right, isn't it? You want more? So this place is like a little heritage centre and they've got an orchard where they grow apples and they make cider in there. So we had a couple of ciders and a pizza. Didn't film it because we're bad vloggers, but there's all these old girls. She wants my 90B's, but I've had to tell her. She burped again. Amy's nibbling my finger. This is a nice little blessing. He's so cute. Look at him, touch him. Oh, my God. We'll have breakfast with them in the morning, yeah? We'll come back. Yeah, let's do it. Peter didn't go to me, what? So yeah, we came across that place by pure chance. Well, it was on park for night, but I didn't expect all that to be there. So they sell, it's like a cider mill. They press the apples there and they make the cider. Yeah, we already bought, what, four gallons? We got four litres of cider. It was lovely, so we bought lots. So now we're going to take a walk to Three Cliffs Bay. Oh, what are we doing? I feel like we're in Barley Creek. We had a big splash. And I said, did you hear that? It sounded like a buffalo jumping into water. It was a massive cow. Oh, my God. That is actually what you said. Yeah, that's what I said, yeah. I thought when you said, can you hear that, you were going to fart. So I was like, I'm not going to answer him. That was a hell of a guess, wasn't it? Look, look at it. There's like a castle up there, just there. And then like just this lovely green luscious grass. Oh, it does smell a bit. But all of that stuff. Oh, she has just, she's just dropped a wet one. It's not often you walk in a coastal path and there's a cow leading the way for you, is there? Yeah. That's so cool. What a night, babes. What a night. This is all pure fluke. This is why, this is why we travel. Is this heaven? Have we landed in heaven? Are we dead? Have we died? Hey, buddy. Hello. He's trying to act threatening. Hello. Come say hello. Didn't want to be a friend anyway. This beach is a belter. White fine sands, three actual cliffs in the bay. So it lives up to his name. It's a wonderful spot to end our Welsh trip. Yeah, it's been the perfect ending actually, hasn't it? Yeah. We've seen cows, goats, hares. Yeah. It's just been brilliant. So guys, we just wanted to say thank you all so much for joining us on this Welsh adventure. It's been a top 10 weeks, hasn't it? Top 10 weeks, honestly. As if we weren't patriotic enough before we left, we're just tenfold patriotic now. We love Wales and we hope we've inspired you to want to come and check all these places out for yourselves. Yeah. So we thought we'd leave you in our favourite place with sand between our toes and between our cracks. So it's time for one last swim. You ready? Yeah. Let's do it, baby.